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Lego fan, sometimes a writer, always a fuckup. | PNW | 25 | bi? idk | socialist | he/him #5 Pinball FX Medieval Madness https://medium.com/@get7layers
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New article up! Finally putting my pinball prowess to good use. If you want to learn the most optimal way to play Medieval Madness, this is the article for you.

Love this game and I love teaching people stuff especially now that I have the cred to back it up. Enjoy!
How To Become A Wizard At Medieval Madness
Preface: I am not here to teach you how to play pinball or Medieval Madness for that matter at a basic level. There are plenty of resources…
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of guys who are willing to forgo everything to relive the glory days and you have guys who don't realize that the glory days have come and gone.

Its a bleak picture of the American psyche. I'm not saying I'm any better, its just interesting how our fantasies lead us to tolerate the intolerable.
"Hey, Google AI told me that Rush tickets go for $150-$200, hold your head high!"

"I paid $35 to see them back in the day. It'll be about $100 right?"

Like, I had to break it to all these people that none of that is happening here.
I ts two sides of the same coin. You have a ton (cont.)
but if I don't walk out with tickets, I'm not losing sleep over it.

Then there's the other type. See, I was trying to go with a couple oldheads who saw Rush back in the day, here's a few quotes they served me when I asked about their budget.

"My budget is about $200, aim for floor seats!" (cont.)
I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't say that I'm eyeballing these tickets too but this mindset of putting luxuries on a pedestal like this helps perpetuate the economic insanity this regime inflicts on everybody but the ultra-rich.

I'm on the Seattle presale, I'm gonna give it an honest go (cont.)
ticket prices are, how unemployment is sweeping the nation, benefits are being cut and they're still investing all their savings into something that's not only temporary but unnecessary.

Now look, I really enjoy Rush but there's no way I'm gonna sacrifice my livelihood for Geddy Lee's bank account.
going behind their wife's back to open up new cards so she won't see them buying tickets, selling cars/re-mortgaging their homes, Klarna, etc all to buy tickets to a show that won't happen for another year! They're forgoing life's responsibilities while holding awareness of how ridiculous (cont.)
This is gonna be awfully cynical but with the whole Rush ticket prices debacle, I'm coming to the realization that the US economy is held up entirely by the AI bubble and debt.

I've seen two sides of this coin. On the boomer outlets like Facebook and Reddit, there's guys unironically (cont.)
That's what Black Bear Diner is for.
I would kill for some Buddy's Chicken & Waffles rn
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Price =/= quality. There's a bunch of good spendy N64 games (CBFD, Bomberman Second Attack, Indiana etc) but there's a TON of slop that's just market manipulation (Clayfighter, Rat Attack, Super Bowling, Stunt Racer, Carmageddon).

Don't let balding idiots running game stores convince you otherwise.
Good ol' collectorslop.

I swear this game is only remembered because of how stupid rare Sculptor's Cut is. I remember some YouTubers trying to convince me it was good way back when and....no.

Its one of those fighting games where you don't need more than a minute to realize it sucks shit.
'ClayFighter 63⅓' released on this day in 1997.

When clay sculptures of funny animals and racist caricatures collide, there's hell to pay for players on N64. The game is clearly unfinished, and a late pivot from 2D to 3D arenas leads to issues with stage geometry getting in the way of fights.
I did this shit AND the Zangief cyclone.
I am demanding anyone that ever tried to throw a hadouken or kamehameha in real life repost this.
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Ryu looking like he's posing for a thumbnail to rant about Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts or something
One last skeet for the night

I hope EarthBound 64 gets uncovered within my lifetime.
BRO

REVEREND FUCKING PUTTY FROM MORAL OREL IS IN YAKUZA LIKE A DRAGON????

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED THAT BATHHOUSE OWNER'S VOICE
this summer, still feels surreal to have had a brief convo with him.

I get it as a fellow oldhead, all our favorite acts are either retiring, retired or in Hell rn lmao so we gotta appreciate em while they're here. It'll be an experience of a lifetime for you! Don't feel too bad.
Well, look at it this way, you get to meet an absolute legend, probably the best bass player to ever pick one up along with one of the greatest guitarists out there as well. You get to talk to them and say how much their music means to you. Went through a similar thing with Weird Al (cont.)
Well, if there's one thing you can give the Mariners, its consistency.