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@abigailpent.bsky.social
sophia. world chess champion. she/her.
Just finished my first book of 2026, here’s the full 2025 list to celebrate.
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Just finished my first book of 2026, here’s the full 2025 list to celebrate.
Decided to take a walk with the baby because it wasn’t raining and it started raining as soon as we left the house 😭
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Decided to take a walk with the baby because it wasn’t raining and it started raining as soon as we left the house 😭
Once @manlyfish.bsky.social and I were getting ice cream with a friend and we saw a guy crossing the street who looked like Ashton Kutcher that we had a whole argument over whether or not it was really him. Turns out it was!
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Once @manlyfish.bsky.social and I were getting ice cream with a friend and we saw a guy crossing the street who looked like Ashton Kutcher that we had a whole argument over whether or not it was really him. Turns out it was!
Griddlehark if we’re lucky
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Griddlehark if we’re lucky
Just put on Get Low by Lil Jon and my baby is genuinely the happiest he’s been all day. A man of taste!
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Just put on Get Low by Lil Jon and my baby is genuinely the happiest he’s been all day. A man of taste!
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Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
December 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Happy 20th anniversary to "Samoyed and teddy bear" on Wikimedia Commons.
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
"This is a picture of my samoyed with a teddy bear. I release all rights to it, it would just be nice if her image could survive forever."
commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sa...
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Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
December 25, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Belle: hey
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
Scrooge: sup
Belle: left the house again
Scrooge: lol
Scrooge: did they do the song
Belle: 🫠
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*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
*at a christmas party* oh Rudolph is your favorite reindeer? That’s cool yeah yeah he’s pretty great
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
*in reindeer chat*
BlitzenBoy92: at the work thinh. take a guess
DonnerTime: buncha dolphies?
VixenLover: fuckin lame bro just keep ur cool change the subject
The Dasher Enjoyer: thinh
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[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
July 3, 2023 at 4:13 PM
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Happy Christmas to all, even the haters and losers
December 25, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Happy Christmas to all, even the haters and losers
One of these two creatures smells very stinky but it’s impossible to say which.
December 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
One of these two creatures smells very stinky but it’s impossible to say which.
What is the Trumpism you use the most? The baby and I are playing with his Christmas presents and I just caught myself saying “we love [x], don’t we folks?” twice in the last 30 minutes while showing him stuff.
December 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What is the Trumpism you use the most? The baby and I are playing with his Christmas presents and I just caught myself saying “we love [x], don’t we folks?” twice in the last 30 minutes while showing him stuff.
Any time I go to El Paso, I eat nothing but Mexican food for every meal. I love my parents, but I’m really there for the food, nothing you can get in Seattle compares.
I love this. What's a food you miss from home you get when you visit. For me it was a container of sugar cookies from the Melrose Diner
Home in Lafayette. First catfish po-boy in years on a 77-degree Christmas Eve
December 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Any time I go to El Paso, I eat nothing but Mexican food for every meal. I love my parents, but I’m really there for the food, nothing you can get in Seattle compares.
I am on track to read 50 books this year (possibly one or two more) which I gotta say is PRETTY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE considered a) I had a WHOLE ASS BABY and b) six of those were doorstop fantasy novels between 500-1000 pages.
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I am on track to read 50 books this year (possibly one or two more) which I gotta say is PRETTY FUCKING IMPRESSIVE considered a) I had a WHOLE ASS BABY and b) six of those were doorstop fantasy novels between 500-1000 pages.
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
We slidin’
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We slidin’
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold
December 13, 2025 at 3:17 AM
if mike judge married judge reinhold his name would be mike reinhold
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
I finished reading The Raven Scholar last night and immediately went back to chapter one to read the opening section again (with new context this time) and I think I might just… keep going? And read the whole thing again??? I need everyone else to read this book immediately and get on my level.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I finished reading The Raven Scholar last night and immediately went back to chapter one to read the opening section again (with new context this time) and I think I might just… keep going? And read the whole thing again??? I need everyone else to read this book immediately and get on my level.
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Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey, quick question about this photo from Epstein's island: What the fuck
Celebrities who have come into the store where I work recently:
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Celebrities who have come into the store where I work recently:
One of my coworkers keeps putting on Justin Bieber’s Christmas album and I don’t know who it is and I just want to have a conversation.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
One of my coworkers keeps putting on Justin Bieber’s Christmas album and I don’t know who it is and I just want to have a conversation.
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace