EthanAbsolutely
@absolutelyethan.bsky.social
Ranking fishing games and wasting time getting PlayStation trophies and Retro Achievements. YouTube.com/@SRankProductions
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Over on youtube I streamed the PlayStation platinum run for Final Fantasy 1, check it out!
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster PS4 Trophy Hunting Pt2
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Also on the channel we review video game movies and run a Pokemon FireRed nuzlocke romhack! So give us a shot and subscribe.
Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster PS4 Trophy Hunting Pt2
youtube.com/live/pfT4Z-v...
Also on the channel we review video game movies and run a Pokemon FireRed nuzlocke romhack! So give us a shot and subscribe.
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Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Which way does the staircase go? In this famous 'Endless Staircase' optical illusion, it's impossible to tell if the stairs are ascending or descending, leaving the observer thoroughly perplexed.
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What the hell is going on with this latest round of Windows 11 patches? First they say Outlook might not run, then PCs weren't able to be shut off, now they're saying some might not boot at all... they've issued two patches to the patch so far. It's nuts, are they slop coding the OS now, too?
January 26, 2026 at 4:59 AM
What the hell is going on with this latest round of Windows 11 patches? First they say Outlook might not run, then PCs weren't able to be shut off, now they're saying some might not boot at all... they've issued two patches to the patch so far. It's nuts, are they slop coding the OS now, too?
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Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Wake up. Make breakfast. Do email. Watch a murder. Go to a party for a 5 year old. Laugh with my daughter. See a different angle of that murder. Hear govt officials slander the victim. Play Barbies with my kid. Feed her dinner. Tear up at that victim reading last honors to a vet. Put kid to bed. USA
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Idk maybe tax the billionaires just a little bit.
January 21, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Idk maybe tax the billionaires just a little bit.
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Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL - POKEMON!
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Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL - POKEMON!
January 21, 2026 at 6:03 PM
GIVEAWAY ALERT 🍙
REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a Pokémon Friends Pokéball Electronic Toy!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL - POKEMON!
REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a Pokémon Friends Pokéball Electronic Toy!
Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL - POKEMON!
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“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:25 AM
“Since you didn’t give me a peace prize I declare war on you” is the ultimate “you called me racist too many times, now I am racist”
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Does anyone have a connection to Ben Affleck? I want him on Better Offline.
Insights from Ben Affleck on AI:
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
• AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies.
• Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations.
• ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x.
• Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.
January 18, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Does anyone have a connection to Ben Affleck? I want him on Better Offline.
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
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Anthem Co-op Let's Play Series | Part 1: A New Start
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January 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Trump
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
a young woman wearing a fur coat and gloves is standing in front of a waterfall .
ALT: a young woman wearing a fur coat and gloves is standing in front of a waterfall .
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January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Trump
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
Vance
Miller
Noem
RFK
Rubio
Gorsuch
Thiel
Thomas
Alito
Yarvin
Bannon
Ellison
Hegseth
Leavitt
Bovino
Ross
Musk
Bondi
Gabbard
Kavanaugh
Roberts
Barrett
Johnson
Patel
McMahon
Graham
Anybody in ICE
@tolkoto.com better rewrite the joke for 2026…
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
@tolkoto.com better rewrite the joke for 2026…
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lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
I was wondering how this might all turn out to have been my fault
January 4, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lovely little logic loop here. the left have accurately described reality, but i still think they're wrong, so what if it was somehow in fact the left's describing of reality that perverted history to make them right. quantum politics. no fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
saw someone say the next dem administration should learn from trump & simply enact their agenda without thought to norms or procedure, & i hate to break it to that person but the dems already do exactly what they want with power. they don't try to do things & fail, they try to do nothing & succeed
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Monstrous behavior. There is no way to hand wave something like this. Have a fucking backbone.
December 19, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Monstrous behavior. There is no way to hand wave something like this. Have a fucking backbone.
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Look, y'all, we agree on so little, but I think we can pretty much all agree these fucker can fuck off to fucking hell with their sick, gross munitions-based toy.
December 19, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Look, y'all, we agree on so little, but I think we can pretty much all agree these fucker can fuck off to fucking hell with their sick, gross munitions-based toy.
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I think my place in the industry has been significantly altered because of it. And personally relationships have changed too. Ultimately though, normalizing talking about Palestine and Gaza is the most important thing to me. I’ll sacrifice anything to move us even a small step towards that.
December 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I think my place in the industry has been significantly altered because of it. And personally relationships have changed too. Ultimately though, normalizing talking about Palestine and Gaza is the most important thing to me. I’ll sacrifice anything to move us even a small step towards that.
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Seriously, if you don't actively work to prevent Luckey from taking over retro, he's going to infect everything
I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Seriously, if you don't actively work to prevent Luckey from taking over retro, he's going to infect everything
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Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.
I think it's nice when concept art shows the evolution of people's creative processes instead of a prompt, but what do I know
December 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Early Access and the way they managed their community across all their updates helped humanize that team in ways that only helped Baldur’s Gate 3, weird for the studio to be so willing to throw all that goodwill away.
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IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
IQ is a measure of how good you are at IQ tests, which is something informed by how familiar you are with taking academic tests (& thus the quality of your school, which is in part determined by your parents' wealth, etc). there's nothing in particular that makes them a good test of intelligence
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my cousin is an air traffic controller and sometimes she lets me decide which planes get to land in des moines and which ones have to go back home
November 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
my cousin is an air traffic controller and sometimes she lets me decide which planes get to land in des moines and which ones have to go back home