lando kardashian
@adamsideas.bsky.social
👨🏻 (he/him)
keeping the mots bon and the scallions rapt
keeping the mots bon and the scallions rapt
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lando kardashian
@adamsideas.bsky.social
· Nov 11
me trying to rub any media that will distract me from the state of the world through my scalp straight to my brain
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We are talking about Tarik Skubal’s record breaking W over the Tigers in here. Big day for labor in MLB:
open.substack.com/chat/posts/9...
open.substack.com/chat/posts/9...
February 5, 2026 at 7:24 PM
We are talking about Tarik Skubal’s record breaking W over the Tigers in here. Big day for labor in MLB:
open.substack.com/chat/posts/9...
open.substack.com/chat/posts/9...
i knew the trader joe’s tote had jumped the shark in hk when i saw one displayed on someone’s rear dash
February 5, 2026 at 11:23 AM
i knew the trader joe’s tote had jumped the shark in hk when i saw one displayed on someone’s rear dash
more or less scrutiny than the people arrested for demanding an independent investigation in the immediate aftermath, do we think?
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
more or less scrutiny than the people arrested for demanding an independent investigation in the immediate aftermath, do we think?
maybe colt keith will ask framber to start a podcast together where they review movies
February 5, 2026 at 2:15 AM
maybe colt keith will ask framber to start a podcast together where they review movies
TIGERS FAN: haha oh no
So the Tigers wouldn’t give Tarek Skubal $32M for this season but they gave Framber 3 years/$115M?
Help.
Help.
February 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
TIGERS FAN: haha oh no
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Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening
February 4, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Trump's constant degradation of female reporters is unsurprising but the press corps' collective decision to treat it as background noise is actually kind of sickening
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A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
A+ ad placement on ESPN’s trade tracker
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sports coverage is not about box scores anymore. it's about power and politics and corruption and sovereign wealth and real estate and the use of taxpayer money and the most publicized labor disputes in the country and yes, sometimes about ball go in hoop
WaPo's Matt Murray told staff the paper is shuttering sports, moving remaining staff to features, shrinking foreign coverage, restructuring metro, closing books coverage, suspending Post Reports podcast
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
“Whole company now waiting for a live or die email” one staffer said
More in tonight’s Status
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
sports coverage is not about box scores anymore. it's about power and politics and corruption and sovereign wealth and real estate and the use of taxpayer money and the most publicized labor disputes in the country and yes, sometimes about ball go in hoop
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The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
WaPo also closing Books section and downsizing International and Metro sections
February 4, 2026 at 2:05 PM
The guy who owns Amazon shutting down the books section of the Washington Post is beyond parody
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⏰ Reminder: our 2026 creative non-fiction contest is still open for submissions until 1 March! The theme is ‘In Flux’ – in the era of uncertainty, what are the lingering aftershocks of instability, and how do you respond to the changes?
🔗 More details here:
🔗 More details here:
February 3, 2026 at 3:01 PM
⏰ Reminder: our 2026 creative non-fiction contest is still open for submissions until 1 March! The theme is ‘In Flux’ – in the era of uncertainty, what are the lingering aftershocks of instability, and how do you respond to the changes?
🔗 More details here:
🔗 More details here:
gotta order the moutai tote for the cantonese opera based on the life of tom homan that i’m hoping to produce
February 4, 2026 at 6:49 AM
gotta order the moutai tote for the cantonese opera based on the life of tom homan that i’m hoping to produce
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Current U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia, btw.
Of all the things in the history of the world that definitely did not happen - this is the pinnacle.
February 3, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Current U.S. Ambassador to Malaysia, btw.
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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CLAIM: It's not a crime to party with mr. epstein
FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice
FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice
February 3, 2026 at 1:23 AM
CLAIM: It's not a crime to party with mr. epstein
FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice
FACT CHECK: True! Many people who partied with epstein have escaped justice
curiously, none of the 'valuable lessons to be learnt' are for obsequious editorial boards
February 3, 2026 at 12:41 AM
curiously, none of the 'valuable lessons to be learnt' are for obsequious editorial boards
i sometimes think about the replies to this
there must be some mistake... i see neither australia dairy company nor outback steakhouse
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The Australian Consulate in Hong Kong has put together a Google Map of all the eateries in Hong Kong run and/or owned by Australians.
Check it out here: www.google.com/maps/@22.318...
The Australian Consulate in Hong Kong has put together a Google Map of all the eateries in Hong Kong run and/or owned by Australians.
Check it out here: www.google.com/maps/@22.318...
February 2, 2026 at 11:42 AM
i sometimes think about the replies to this
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Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
Matt Stairs at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Matt Stairs
baseball-reference.com
February 2, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Matt Stairs
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
PH
Debut: 1992 - Retired: 2011
PHI - TEX - SDP - WSN - OAK - PIT - BOS - CHC - TOR - MIL - DET - KCR
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A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
February 2, 2026 at 2:22 AM
A reminder that Bad Bunny performs in front of the biggest audience on earth in seven days
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The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.
February 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
The fact that both are quite experienced—8 years and 12 years with CBP—is yet more evidence that CBP should be abolished and all of its agents fired. There's no way to "reform" or "retrain" that, it's just a violent gang with badges.
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Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.
This race was such a massive swing blowout that Democrat Taylor Rehmet literally won a city called White Settlement
February 1, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Sir, “white settlement” has gone woke.
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Gonna point out as a former China practitioner that surveillance has been a global marketplace of cooperation more than competition
tiktok deal and subsequent rebirth, coupled with generalized revelations that most china hawks don’t care at all about trump undermining their supposedly all important great power competition…..is tremendously blackpilling for me.
January 31, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Gonna point out as a former China practitioner that surveillance has been a global marketplace of cooperation more than competition
just talk to your urologist dude
February 1, 2026 at 8:08 AM
just talk to your urologist dude
solemnly reject the so-called scmp’s counter-revolutionary splittism which is doomed to fail
February 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
solemnly reject the so-called scmp’s counter-revolutionary splittism which is doomed to fail