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your exhale friend’s boyfriend’s bored as hell / true crime personality / Abolish ICE / BLM / she&her / chaotic good / 🇨🇺 / brienne of tarth energy
does he think 16 year olds are out here getting penises installed?
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
does he think 16 year olds are out here getting penises installed?
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The first episode of Pluribus is just chilling, my personal nightmare scenario (romantasy author reading)
December 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
The first episode of Pluribus is just chilling, my personal nightmare scenario (romantasy author reading)
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kids these days need to stop "locking in" and start CLOCKING in! like and share if you think social security should be abolished
December 19, 2025 at 6:15 AM
kids these days need to stop "locking in" and start CLOCKING in! like and share if you think social security should be abolished
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I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
December 19, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I wish the Grinch were real just so he could be murdered on television
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I almost failed geometry for the year but my grades were strong enough at the beginning that my awful grades at the end didn’t take the overall down to a fail and the teacher told me I “played the game very well” and I was like Hey man this was not a strategy, I got dumber as the year went on
December 19, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I almost failed geometry for the year but my grades were strong enough at the beginning that my awful grades at the end didn’t take the overall down to a fail and the teacher told me I “played the game very well” and I was like Hey man this was not a strategy, I got dumber as the year went on
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apparently the shooter may have shot himself in the storage facility after killing the MIT professor. im glad they eventually figured out his identity, but i can't help but feel that if the FBI was better at their job, they could have prevented the murder of this professor. there was a 2 day period
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 AM
apparently the shooter may have shot himself in the storage facility after killing the MIT professor. im glad they eventually figured out his identity, but i can't help but feel that if the FBI was better at their job, they could have prevented the murder of this professor. there was a 2 day period
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All new all different none burger left ketchup
December 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
All new all different none burger left ketchup
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December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
December 18, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I hate those people who ride your bumper and start flashing their lights at you like hey look at me I'm driving a police car
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This is metal
ICE voodoo doll discovered in New Orleans as immigration crackdown continues
A handmade “voodoo doll” portraying an ICE agent was found in Uptown New Orleans as federal immigration enforcement continues across south Louisiana.
www.fox8live.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is metal
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I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I think every grandpa should be allowed to get on tv and yell for an hour
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We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
December 18, 2025 at 5:19 AM
We were dead and now we're the hottest country in the world, the first country—quite frankly the only country—where a box of breakfast cereal costs $11. We're saying Merry Christmas, and also the r-slur, and we're getting back to saying "gay" so it means "stupid" again. Grown-ups are doing it now,
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
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Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
December 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Had to explain Ea-Nasir to my therapist
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"have you tried clearing your cache"
Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"have you tried clearing your cache"
Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
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if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 PM
if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads
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Undecided voter: “How can someone like you convince me that my vote matters”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
December 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Undecided voter: “How can someone like you convince me that my vote matters”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
James Talarico: “They wouldn't be trying so hard to stop you from voting if your vote didn't matter — Texas is one of the hardest places to vote in the entire country. That is by design”
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his job is box
December 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
his job is box
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
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behold, the platonic ideal of social media
December 12, 2025 at 6:01 PM
behold, the platonic ideal of social media
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Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.
December 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Welp, looks like we're teaching the LinkedIn grindset people what The Onion is the hard way.