All Coasts Chaos After Dark
All Coasts Chaos After Dark
@agjchemist.bsky.social
Carbon and Football...ain't nothing changed but my limp
General Chemistry not being a weed-out course has the US straying from God's light.
“It always starts with the C.E.O.s, then C.T.O.s, then the C.O.O.s. A lot of hardware people are into it. Biopharma people are shockingly the most reserved — they’re a little too deferential to the F.D.A”: literal lol – though tbh accurately mirrors when I hang out with my entrepreneur friends
January 4, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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Made a new playlist
January 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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When they play NFL games on Saturdays I think they should have to use CFB rules. Drag a toe? That’s a catch baby
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
This sounds like a hell dimension for you.
I stayed at my best friend’s last night and she’s trying to convince me to stay for the Panthers game today to watch it with her….and her (very nice!) Bucs’ fan boyfriend
January 3, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Bruh..
Too many commercials this season have featured Florida fans, please do not acknowledge us
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...
January 2, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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CREEK WATER
I hope @stevengodfrey.bsky.social has seen this meme about the 2026 Bowl season
January 3, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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We all came back!!!
January 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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Alabama finishes the year averaging 104.1 yards rushing/game -- 125th nationally.

I went back the last 50 years at that's at least 33 yards per game worse than any other Bama season (137.6 in 2000).
January 2, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Only because we probably can't find "The Macromolecular Theory" by the gawd Staudinger

www.cornellpress.cornell.edu/book/9780801...
January 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Which Purdue is Alabama
January 2, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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The only P4 team that has not won a bowl in the last decade is now Colorado. They last beat UTEP in the 2004 EV1. net Houston Bowl.
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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if Indiana being this much better and more consistent than Alabama is scaring you, just remember that Indiana's coach was an Alabama assistant under Nick Saban at Alabama during one of their most dominant stretches and Alabama's coach was the offensive coordinator for Indiana in 2019
January 1, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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The Duck is dragging a dead tortilla!
January 1, 2026 at 8:23 PM
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these two teams simply love failing to convert on 4th down
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Oregon defense is giving Texas Tech fits
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1930 & sound recordings from 1925 will enter the public domain in the US, like:

💄 Dizzy Dishes, first Betty Boop cartoon
🕵️♀️ First 4 Nancy Drew novels
🚂 The Little Engine That Could
🎩 Morocco
🍑 Georgia on My Mind
and many more!

🧵👇
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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HAPPY NEW YEAR SUPERIOR CENTRAL TIME ZONE
happy new year to those of you in the inferior eastern time zone
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
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POWERHOUSE
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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Tonight's result is a testament above all else to the visionary leadership of the commissioner and presidents of the Atlantic Coast Conference
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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The feast of St. Connor
remember to set out an expensive decorative urn on your porch tonight so you’ll wake on new years morning blessed with a yappy mississippian who can’t get out of it
January 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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"On your left" [Captain America voice]
December 31, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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these stories are always written by people from areas that don't have real Republicans.
December 31, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Arch Manning is the best scatback in college football.

MY COLUMN:
December 31, 2025 at 11:34 PM