All Coasts Chaos After Dark
All Coasts Chaos After Dark
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Carbon and Football...ain't nothing changed but my limp
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It’s warm outside because ya’ll using Chat GPT to see what you would look like as a horse 🙃
December 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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[breathing a sigh of relief as I carefully remove the poison, hammer, Geiger counter, and radioactive source before helping Tiny Tim out of the box]
December 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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hawaii sweeps stanford and cal on the year, which allows them to join the acc and kick out the school of their choice (not including florida state, which is bound to the conference by the billable hours agreement of 2022)
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life

millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on

but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yo. That bow tie. Would go so hard in a lecture hall these days.

I might start wearing them for customer video calls.
[December 24th, 1945] Edward M. Purcell, with colleagues Henry C. Torrey and Robert V. Pound at Harvard, had their paper accepted by the American Physical Society, detailing their discovery of Nuclear Magnetic Resonance (NMR), a breakthrough that uses magnetic fields to probe atomic nuclei,
December 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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9 slabs on the gravity fed smoker in the backyard.
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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In an alternate universe where Christ Mass is celebrated in June, “did you know Christians only chose June to avoid using *pagan* winter celebrations?”

Like “oh you got us: a preexisting thing got incorporated into a new thing, this has never happened in human history”
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Congrats to ICE on being so thuggish and hamfisted with the racism and abuse that even Kavanaugh has realized he gave them far too much leash.
Kavanaugh has just repudiated Kavanaugh on the subject of "Kavanaugh stops." He went on an extreme detour to do so, too.
December 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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The 4 seasons of Alabama are:
Spring
Summer
January
February
Somebody gone ask me “what’s Alabama like at Christmas?”

It’s hot… all the time
December 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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this is really good. when you tell someone who has watched a couple of Hallmark movies that there’s a whole ass network (that took what was a couple of Hallmark’s biggest stars among others) whose whole thing is Hallmark is *too* woke they find it hard to believe. as well they should
For the holidays, Truthdig asked me to talk about the weird sensation of watching Hallmark gradually go woke(r) over the last five years just as one party is trying to turn the real world into it at gunpoint.
We’re All in the Snowglobe, Now - Truthdig
The Hallmark Christmas movie enters the 21st century.
www.truthdig.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
There are no strawberry beans
Thinking about eating a sacrificed Pop Tart instead
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Entry 3: A dating app for chemists
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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I wrote about the conservative quest to restore the "true" Constitution, the Antebellum Constitution, shorn of the egalitarian nonsense in the Reconstruction Amendments, a document that replaces equality with a society of dominators and the dominated. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
December 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Solar noon shadows in Anchorage on the winter solstice.
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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The playoff is annoying. CFB had a weird and unique thing going with bowl games and an extremely limited schedule. The playoff gives the big boys multiple chances to screw up and still win, neuters a ton of cool regular season games, and doesn’t tend to deliver on real drama.
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Can you imagine the throttling that A&M would have received if they had to play the best team in the ACC instead of Miami?
JMU lost by fewer points than Tennessee did last season. Oregon was disintegrated in the Rose Bowl. I watched Ohio State disappear in the semis one year. The bracket features blowouts no matter how you design it. Also, A&M/Miami was trash!
December 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I’m just glad we all agree that Duke should’ve been in the playoff
The ACC is not getting enough blame for their hand in this
December 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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We quietly replaced Oregon’s first-round CFP opponent with a Sun Belt team, let’s see if anyone notices!
December 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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the zoom out was 🤌
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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"we only let Carson Beck throw 20 passes" might go down as one of the greatest coaching moves in Miami history
December 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Many people are saying home SEC teams are 0-2 in the playoffs
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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The biggest playoff game of the weekend is Montana vs. Montana State.
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM