Alan
@alanteachesthings.bsky.social
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Educator & Game Designer with crippling ADHD. Follow me for insightful takes, terrible jokes and occasional rants into the aether.
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roseschmits.bsky.social
Zack absolutely coming for them
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joewintergreen.com
just spotted that cyberpunk does doom-style sprites for distant cars and characters... amazing
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As the temperature drops and the days get shorter, I'd like to wish all my friends and followers who work in education and retail a very happy "Not Quite Sick But Not Quite Well Either" season.
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Free online event about video game narrative <3
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Shaping your game narrative - 15 October

Join our expert panel of games writers/narrative designers for this free online series of talks + Q&A, sponsored by @articydraft.bsky.social

Non-members welcome too!

Find out more + register:

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Photo of the speakers from left to right: Kim MacAskill, Will Aryitey, George Lockett, Rose Behar and chair Ben Sabin
alanteachesthings.bsky.social
There are very few things I would risk my job stability and career for, but defending my students from Nazis is one of them.
queersatanic.bsky.social
Source and explanation:

> Context: this piece of filth barged into Psych 210 (The Diversity of Human Sexuality) at UW throwing up nazi salutes, yelling Heil Hitler, and calling everyone “[r-slur] degenerates”.
>
> Class didn’t appreciate it.

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From the udub community on Reddit: Nazi interrupts Psych 210, receives predictable response
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Between Driveaway Dolls and Honey Don't I'm wondering if downbeat and aggressively gay noir is a new, happening cinema trend?

And if so, what do I watch next?
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There are no words for how excited I would be if someone made an old school point and click Columbo game
satogamedev.itch.io
had the urge to do this since the moment i saw this post!
#pixelart
mockup of a point and click gameabout columbo, he is talking to a dog, he says "Youre a real friendly boy, arent you? oh, youre a girl"
on the bottom half you can see columbos inventory, he has an egg in his pocket
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themckenziest.gay
This made me laugh extra hard today
Google result for T Pain and it says Tylenol pain relief full name
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It's the weirdest thing ... nobody I talk to ever remembers this actual cartoon, or ever really cared for it (despite it being well animated and pretty sincere) ... but *everyone* who watched it remembers the music that played over the closing credits:

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Weird, dumb little "I wonder if ..." experiment in @unrealengine.bsky.social.

Yes, you can isolate the top vertices of a cylinder and rotate them relative to the world rotation of the cylinder for a very cheap fake water level!

Not sure why you'd ever do this but hey - it can be done!

#gamedev
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Is there an analogy to "yes, and ..." in improv comedy there?

I use the idea of "yes, and ..." when talking about brainstorming, it's good for learning the difference between building on ideas and cutting them down.
alanteachesthings.bsky.social
Dusted off an old idea and rebuilt my @unrealengine.bsky.social prototype from scratch, with a few new additions under the hood ...
#gamedesign #gamedev
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The irony of Woody Allen saying that Epstein "couldn't have been nicer [at dinner]" is that if that had been a line in a Woody Allen movie it would have been hilarious.
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Everyone has the line that gets crossed that spurs them into action, this was mine.
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Potentially hot take, but this isn't an AI problem, this is a civil rights problem. If it weren't AI, these companies would be fucking people over in another way. The problem is the lack of defence of the right to live without companies choking the air out your lungs and ruining the world around you
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ianboudreau.com
This system we have of shoveling all available resources and money at the most emotionally stunted, self-absorbed dipshits on the planet and hoping they create the future does not seem to be working as planned
alanteachesthings.bsky.social
Incredible - first Silicon Valley reinvents the handkerchief as a "resuseable paper napkin" and now it's used AI and wearable tech so that everyone can experience my pre-ADHD-diagnosis self-destructive inner monologue.

Whatever will they think of next?
wired.com
WIRED @wired.com · Sep 8
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy. www.wired.com/story/i-hate...
I Hate My Friend
The chatbot-enabled Friend necklace eavesdrops on your life and provides a running commentary that’s snarky and unhelpful. Worse, it can also make the people around you uneasy.
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"Walkin On The Sun" by Smash Mouth absolute all-time 100% banger and it is a tragedy that they're only remembered for "All Star" being a meme.

I will die on this hill.

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Smash Mouth - Walkin' On The Sun
YouTube video by SmashMouthVEVO
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