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The Bishop Of Bobbins
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ACAB includes Mappy.

Rob. Writes and writes about videogames. Ex remakes person, ex legend. Grumbles, watches tat films, does some doodling and stuff. Disabled, depressed, tired. Terfs and bigots shit off elsewhere.

He/Him

http://www.robf.me
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you can basically sleep with any videogame character in any game if you don’t mind putting a steam deck down your keks.
February 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
imagine if epic actually had an idea on how to make videogame store work.
February 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Thinking I might need a lie down tbh
February 4, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Reckon this is what’s going on in their noggin
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
admittedly I don’t have a worm currently living in my brain fucking around with my faculties for fun and profit though so there is that.
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
tHe gRoWn uPs ArE bAcK iN chArGE
February 4, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by The Bishop Of Bobbins
Forensic.
NEW: Keir Starmer has admitted that he knew Peter Mandelson had carried on a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein after his paedophilia conviction when he made him US ambassador

The admission came as Starmer confirmed a criminal investigation is taking place at Prime Minister's Questions
February 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
still having that thing where I look at something someone all in on AI is getting excited about and I’m thinking “but that is absolute total fucking garbage? Proper toilet. complete shit. It looks fucking atrocious, what are you doing? I’ve had nicer looking vomits” and I don’t understand it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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It's the 16th anniversary of the original release of Robot Unicorn Attack. archive.org/details/robo...
Robot Unicorn Attack : Adult Swim : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Robot Unicorn Attack is a Flash game developed by Spiritonin Media Games and published by Adult Swim. It's an endless runner where players take control of a...
archive.org
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I thought the whole point of employing Mandelson in the first place is because he’s a bullshitter.
February 4, 2026 at 12:29 PM
I’m sure if they just keep adding more weird and strict rules, that’ll totally sort it.
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Huff huff social media tho, totally the problem huff huff *faaaaart*
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Bloody hell. I know things are bad right now but one in six is somehow worse than I figured. Maybe it might be a good idea to stop burning through our kids like this?

www.theguardian.com/education/20...
One in six autistic pupils in UK have not attended school at all since September
Data comes as government prepares to publish plans to overhaul Send system in England
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 9:55 AM
though Xmas lets us all have a couple of great long titles ones between All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit and…

youtu.be/GTWf3FkhMNM
It was a Silent Night at least until Jeff Lynne arrived
YouTube video by Grandaddy - Topic
youtu.be
February 4, 2026 at 9:39 AM
youtu.be/MpuDzf1fjzM

(What else would it be?)
February 4, 2026 at 9:18 AM
If it’s on medium or substack, your computer starts leaking deadly lizards at you
February 4, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Reckon if your blog post stretches over a thousand words then a little box should pop up in the CMS telling you to get an editor before you go any further. If you reach three or four thousand words, it electrocutes you.
February 4, 2026 at 1:25 AM
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Videogame reviewers are like “ghibliesque” and you look at the screenshot and it’s this
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Very very gullible man.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Videogame reviewers are like “ghibliesque” and you look at the screenshot and it’s this
February 3, 2026 at 5:22 PM
shout mcdonalds at sackboy to generate your ad
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I guess “Sony have patented AI generated adverts in the style of a videogame character” doesn’t sound quite as fun.
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“Personalised podcast telling you what’s new”

An advert then?
February 3, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Claude Code was down, causing nothing of note to occur but if we pretend it’s very important, it might be.
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Ok. Fair enough. That’s both enough news for me today and certainly A Withering Paragraph.
February 3, 2026 at 12:14 PM