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yaoi gagarin
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professional and hobbyist computer toucher

ASK ME ABOUT FISH BOTHERING GAMES

sometimes makes games, will devops your github repos

trans rights are human rights, terves get the trebuchet
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if any of yall enjoy Fallout S2's New Vegas shenanigans, you should watch Six-String Samurai (1999) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTWYP4bE28

New Vegas, the game, leans on it so much it just straight up gives it a shoutout https://fallout.wiki/wiki/New_Vegas_Samurai
Six-String Samurai (1998) Theatrical Trailer - YouTube
Vegas Needs A New King.All Superheroes Wear Glasses...Theatrical trailer for the 1998 cult classic "Six-String Samurai". Starring Jeffry Falcon, Justin McGui...
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January 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
sudden realisation that with Fallout season 2 doing a bunch of New Vegas stuff, we've just gone full circle from film (Six-String Samurai) to videogames (FONV) back to film (Fallout TV)
January 22, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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10/10 no noots
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 21, 2026 at 9:56 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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Good evening! I'm looking to get a new subscriber for @unwinnable.com every day this year. Right now, if you sign up, you get all of our 2025 issues for free. But when the January issue comes out this week, that will end. Strike while the iron is hot!

unwinnable.com/subscribe/
January 18, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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americans, please: do not take the bait by resisting ICE yourselves. just give the democrats $20. they will give it to ICE so they can train more guys
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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neolithic guys get pissed if you tell them their cultures are organized by the type of pots and jewelry they made. "we called ourselves the blood hunters" "we conquered villages far beyond this horizon" sorry bud you're the western linear pottery culture now
January 17, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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the message is clear, if you're on the left you must walk on eggshells so as to not "alienate" people with your divisive slogans but if you're on the right you can spew whatever verbal diarrhea you want and people have to put up with it because you are special
January 18, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Grok is so much worse than you think.
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 AM
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I can't trust politicians who are anti-trans. Not because I'm "only searching for perfection" which is what centrists will be accusing me of for the rest of my life, it's because if you're not pro-trans you'll be garbage on lots of other issues too. Being anti-trans NEVER exists in a vacuum.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 AM
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holy fuck it’s real
January 11, 2026 at 3:24 AM
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Mommy covered her face with her hands and now she’s lost media 💔
We have to take the phrase "Lost Media" away from YouTubers for awhile until they reeducate themselves on what that actually means.
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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the republicans could create a werewolf-killer squad and within the week democrats would start advocating for sensible anti-werewolf policies
The person who wrote this should be kept against their will in the floating plastic Magneto prison
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Geoblocking implies they *still think it’s ok to do it*. It’s literally a feature, not a bug.
X Safety have posted that they have now made some changes to operate within the law.

This includes "geoblocking the ability of all users to generate images of real people in bikinis, underwear, and similar attire via the Grok account and in Grok in X in those jurisdictions where it’s illegal".
January 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Made in Abyss gets dark *fast* huh
January 15, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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Finished my edit of the January issue of Unwinnable, another banger on the way. When it arrives, I'll be turning off the year-end subscription special, so if you want all of our 2025 offerings, now's the time to subscribe. 5 bucks, 24 magazines!

Sub: unwinnable.com/subscribe/

@unwinnable.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
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THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION ebook is discounted to £1.99 for one day only, get in there 🐆
There Is No Antimemetics Division: The thrilling new sci-fi horror novel, 'mind-bendingly brilliant' Guardian
There Is No Antimemetics Division: The thrilling new sci-fi horror novel, 'mind-bendingly brilliant' Guardian eBook : qntm: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
www.amazon.co.uk
January 14, 2026 at 9:07 AM
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Fucking Austria, man…
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 AM
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I remember saying months ago that the reason you don't see Proud Boys anymore is because they're all ICE agents now and I had a bunch of people poo-poo me and say I was reaching.

And now the leader of the Proud Boys is in the list of ICE agents that a whistleblower just leaked.
a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
Alt: a man is laughing with the words i 'm never wrong about this stuff below him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:45 AM
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Remember that despite claiming that almost all their stuff is AI-generated, the best use case they could find to showcase was using an image generator to create a random 'blurry distant crowd' JPG to put in the background of an otherwise fully human-made cutscene.

That's not 90%. That's not even 1%
January 14, 2026 at 11:48 AM
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people have been asking what Building Relationships is about, so i made this gameplay trailer to help explain things

hope this helps!
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Every slide by @kendraserra.bsky.social is 🔥

This was their hot take about Stop Killing Games
That's what I'm talking about.
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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had to wait until the servers weren't so overloaded, but I'm proud to announce that Quake Brutalist Jam 3 is out now!
there's a standalone version that works like a game for those who don't own quake too!
www.slipseer.com/index.php?re...
this was a tremendous group effort, I couldn't be happier!
Jam - Quake Brutalist Jam III
Quake Brutalist Jam III is a megalithic community project more than a year in the making. It features an entirely new arsenal, a set of new monsters, new powerups, and a complete visual overhaul of Qu...
www.slipseer.com
January 4, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same
January 10, 2026 at 11:24 PM