Andy Pearson
alfdevaste.bsky.social
Andy Pearson
@alfdevaste.bsky.social
Retired layabout.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
They're staying at the Traitors castle aren't they?
Mark Bonnar's been hiding since Celebrity Traitors ended and now he's pretending to be a local.
Is Helen going to be murdered in the night? (fingers crossed).
#TheArchers
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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sometimes you look at a duck and you just know he's thinking "might do a quack in a minute"
November 18, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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While it may seem redundant to say “pump it up” after encouraging the listener to “pump up the jam,” the author is underscoring the urgency of pumping up said jam; leaving us to ponder the bleakness of living in a world devoid of it.
October 24, 2023 at 2:02 AM
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It's the Seasonal Reposting Competition! Repost this over the weekend, and on Sunday one lucky person will win a signed copy of one of my books. For you or the #crossword addict in your life: 50 fiendish @theguardian.com #puzzles and all the stories behind them:
boatmancryptics.co.uk/crossword-bo...
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photos I have taken of scarecrows I have stumbled across during walks in the British countryside over the last fifteen years.
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's a Radio 4 series called Superhead and every time I see it in the listings I think it's by or about @quantlck.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Have I heard right? Pat and Tony (in their seventies) are looking after four grandchildren including two 3 year olds while the parents all bugger off on a jolly? #TheArchers
November 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just had to start a new tinfoil roll. Absolutely smashed it. #personalbest
October 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Flaming Ada, gadzooks, boggeration. I'll go to the foot of our stairs!
Quote tweet this with some swearing to see if we can collectively tilt the data.

Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Arseholes. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Knobend. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bollocks. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Testicles. Fuck. Piss. Shit. Cunt. Bastards. Nonces. Tossers and Poo
😊 The Swearsky Index is currently 1.9%.
September 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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I’ve never felt so disheartened. My small business means everything to me and I want to keep going.
Please have a look at my website. Buy things, commission me or repost.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Thank you.
If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty crap about my small business.

It’s so bloody difficult at the moment with rising costs, US tariffs, Brexit nonsense and the threat of AI.

Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word gailmyerscough.co.uk
September 8, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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Exclusive to Bluesky. A lot of tickets have sold already. When the festival starts it will sell very quickly. Here's a chance to grab yours before the rush

Me & 1 of the best guitarists in the world in a brilliant city 19th Oct

"DON'T MISS THIS SHOW!" - Stewart Lee
brightondome.org/whats-on/LeD...
Boothby Graffoe & Antonio Forcione:Wot Italian? / Comedy / What's On - Brighton Dome
Get ready for an unforgettable evening of music, comedy, and charm as award-winning comedian and singer-songwriter Boothby Graffoe teams up with internationally acclaimed Italian guitarist Antonio For...
brightondome.org
August 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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DaVinci’s Last cup of tea and slice of cake
August 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Robert! Robert the Bear!
Everyone knows his name!
July 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Make a band healthcre

Blood Test Dummies
Make a band healthcare

Doja CATscan
Make a band healthcare

CTMAT
June 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Dug up some bones in the garden and I’ve tried to recreate what sort of animal they might have been from. Looks like some sort of snake most probably.
May 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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+BBC CLOCK COMPETITION+

We won't be making a run of these but this Bank Holiday weekend you can win a one-off 90s inspired BBC ident clock. Follow, Like & RP to enter. Winner announced Mon AM. We've also restocked our 'Radiophonic' inspired signs & other items.

hiddenbritain.bigcartel.com
May 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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I Know What You Did Last Supper
‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST 2’ has been officially titled…

‘THE RESURRECTION OF CHRIST’
May 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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A warehouse only appears when there’s a full Moon, otherwise it’s a normal house.
May 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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For anyone in or near Nottingham, UK today, there's another #TeslaTakedown protest from 11.00am at the Tesla dealership in Loughborough Road, West Bridgford. Everyone's welcome. Please RP.
April 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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If I’m being honest, I’m feeling pretty down about my small business. I’m working so hard but it’s been very quiet. It’s bloody difficult at the moment.
Please have a look at what I do and repost to spread the word.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
Gail Myerscough | Surface Pattern Designer & Illustrator | Manchester
Surface Pattern Design & Illustration by Manchester based designer Gail Myerscough. Contemporary design meets mid century style. Contact for art licensing, commissions & collaboration enquiries.
www.gailmyerscough.co.uk
April 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Repost with the first album you bought with your own money.
February 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Flea, bassist with the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, was very nervous as a child because his parents were always making him jump.
January 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Spent today in a town I'd never been to before, being chased down ever more layrinthine alleys by someone wearing the face of my mother, brandishing a giant wooden spoon and shouting at me in a languade I can't understand. #LivingtheDream
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 PM