mcalmont and butlerian jihad
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sorry, did you say “duck migration” or “duct ligation”? [he/him]
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[sound of music voice] what do you call a weeb but for korea
October 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
[sound of music voice] what do you call a weeb but for korea
British Rail Class 59 - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo
September 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
just remembered the time glinner was featured in a jojo
very british
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
very british
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
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bovril amphetemines
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
AND I SAID
WHAT ABOUT...
(no idea soz)
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
(no idea soz)
the triple crown of acting for a start
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
the triple crown of acting for a start
they prefer “venereologist”
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
they prefer “venereologist”
jonly monly wonly turner
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 AM
jonly monly wonly turner
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You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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autistic life under capitalism in a nutshell
sorry I'm bad at Lying and Bureaucracy, I have the brain disorder that makes you a good person lol
November 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
autistic life under capitalism in a nutshell
it is both grim and cheering that the richest man in the world lives such a joyless existence
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
it is both grim and cheering that the richest man in the world lives such a joyless existence
it is properly mortifying
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
it is properly mortifying
infant george lock screen 😭
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
infant george lock screen 😭
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Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'
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It's Muriel's dream city
What do you think of this: a new urban environment built mainly of wood, linked by #trams: www.theguardian.com/environment/...
How ambitious ‘forest city’ plan for England could become a reality
Cross-party coalition behind proposals hope eco-friendly scheme for million people could begin before end of decade
www.theguardian.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's Muriel's dream city
just realised how incredible “the gardens of jannah” would sound in trump’s voice
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 AM
just realised how incredible “the gardens of jannah” would sound in trump’s voice
hope they’re calling it AEye
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
hope they’re calling it AEye
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Randomly ran into this very sad first-person essay about dying early. I feel like a late 20th century overcorrection against existentialism left people like me with a false sense of having just outgrown this stuff www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Randomly ran into this very sad first-person essay about dying early. I feel like a late 20th century overcorrection against existentialism left people like me with a false sense of having just outgrown this stuff www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...