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Allie Sanders
@alliesanders.bsky.social
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I’m here to talk about kissing books and show off the cute shit I make. Neurospicy AF. 🩷💜💙 Writer of weird smut.
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I’m only a few books behind but I’m going to do a book thread this year to keep track of my reading in 2025.

This will be inconsistent and interesting test in consistency.

So let’s go!
Hiiiii! Yes I’m still alive! How is everyone? What’s new with you?
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Hey friends! As some of you know, Mr. Bree lost his job in Jan & his new job moved him back into special ed. We're trying to rebuild his classroom, and this year he's doing a lot of life skills--cooking, laundry, etc!

If you'd like to help a teacher at a Title I school, here is his wishlist! 💓
Check out my list on Amazon
www.amazon.com
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I stand by my shoe comment. 🤣 but I’ll mock your shoe choices with love. ❤️
Be very happy. It’s one stupid discourse after another that doesn’t actually add anything to the conversation or community.
I may never forgive @oliviawrites.bsky.social for making me fall in love with a man with such terrible taste in shoes.

Finished Second Chance Romance last night and absolutely adored it. Karl & Molly are so great and just make me so happy.
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Today's fruitless ebook promo is for STARF**KER, the first novella under my "get my groove back" pen name. I always claim it's the dirtiest thing I've ever written but, rereading some Suleikha stuff, I'm not so sure. Just $2.99!
#romancelandia

Buy links: www.suleikhasnyder.com/p/the-kali-d...
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Today (Friday, May 16th) only, ZOMROMCOM is a Read Now title on NetGalley--which means absolutely anyone with an account there can download a copy and read it months ahead of time! If you do, I hope you love the story as much as I do!

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Hey @oliviawrites.bsky.social Inquiring, monster-fucking minds need to know: are the Harlot’s Bay monster novels based on real things and if not, are you writing them? Because I need them in my life. 🤣
I remembered it being sweet and swoony! Like yeah, there’s some spice but 🥵🥵🥵 damn Beck!
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Get itttt
HEY YOU! Do you want a bundle of TRULY EXCELLENT contemporary queer romance for 59% off?

OF COURSE YOU DO!

Check out this bundle of 16 books for only $20! Only available through May 20!

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Actually, I’m going to say that My Big Fat Fake Fiancé by @charlottestein.bsky.social is way hotter than I remembered and the audio was fantastic and everything I needed for my 12 hour drive yesterday.
Popping in to say that @allieiswriting.bsky.social is delightful.

Now I’m going back to bed rotting and regretting not taking days off this week.
Well, I just learned about the paper towel thing and that’s amazing. Thank you!
Putting the fun in fungus!
I’m never going to escape this post. It’s going to haunt me into the grave. 🤣
IMAGINE HOW I FEEL! 😭😭😭
That would be a seriously wild ride. Also, for their sake, I hope they didn’t.
The early 2000s were a wild fucking time to be a woman.
I can never decide if this brings me joy or if I should hide under a rock when they do this every few months. 🤣
I feel it imperative to reskeet this every couple months just to infuse the hilarious comment section into everyone’s day again.
Feeling the need to traumatize everyone with this Cosmo article again.
@oliviawrites.bsky.social my kids helped me assemble my birthday present yesterday.

It is smol and cute! If you ever find space, I highly recommend.
I did just read about a hot air balloon vagina kisses… it was pretty hot.

But mostly I keep my horny posting to my pen. 😅