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Alton Francis
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Just called my partner into the room to tell her "this is what I want to be"
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 5 star runtime for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I had extra Templar bits I put on my IF intercesors and my lore reason for it is they found some Templars that @edsbs.bsky.social Orks just Indiana rolled, and were like "can't let that go to waste" and took stuff off their bodies
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Miracle. The scar of the Bontive Valley. The final #Palisade post card is a collaboration between myself and @badbucket.bsky.social. We traded sketches back and forth to land on the comp. I painted the environment, Conner did the ships, the finishing touches, the typography etc. #friendsatthetable
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
@trinketbirdy.bsky.social Ted was on one in Vegas
November 24, 2025 at 10:01 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
@trinketbirdy.bsky.social it just keeps bringing me joy
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
AHAHAHA HE BOTTLED IT
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Florida currently has the largest shirtless guy section I’ve ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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lane kiffin ADDRESSES HIS ENEMIES after the egg bowl
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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TRUMP: he says it's dialectical. di-a-lec-tic-al. beautiful word. no one really knows what it means but we're doing it.
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Okay given that we know how it goes now, I think 'Showdown with Socialism' should be the fanfic title
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I just think the Raiders are dysfunctional enough right now with Brady in charge to consider Lane Kiffin. It's stupid enough to make jokes about
November 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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this clip will be useful forever
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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A priestess from somewhere far away.
October 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The sun is at its peak in Wyoming.

WYO 130 Green Rock Trailhead,
11/19/2025, 12:09:38 PM
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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One of two (!) Prairie Falcons at my local patch yesterday morning… ⛅️ 🪶🌵
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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Lol
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
It really feels like the Gators are all auditioning for Lane right now.
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM