Andrew Alan Johnson
@andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
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Anthropologist at Stockholm University. Senior historian, Firaxis. Water, ghosts, ruins, games. สนใจเรื่องไทย แม่น้ำโขง https://andrewalanjohnson.com https://www.dukeupress.edu/mekong-dreaming
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andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
My ivory tower, tweed-clad, Ivy-educated self has just gotten another royalty check. This one can buy me:

4 sandwiches.
1 nice dinner (without wine, dessert, or appetizer).
3 pints of beer.

(But not all three).
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
“The new smashing pumpkins” is now 30 years old.
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We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Cicadas are mostly 17-year adventists.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
God this is awful - look at the pips on the cards.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Yes. Or a worse version of that to come.

Wounded knee had almost 300 dead left unburied in the snow. I had thought that our worst sin would be forgetting it. But now apparently we’re lauding it.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
There is no salvaging, no "other side" to Wounded Knee. It is an example of "we told our soldiers lies to frighten them / they did atrocity because of their fear / we gave them medals to convince everyone they acted rightly."

Let's think about how that might play out today.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
"How to stop shootings?"
"How to solve water crisis?"
"What is lamp?"

Ask AI! Fixed, done. Back to staring into space.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
This is the "put a bird on it" of tech-conservative takes.
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andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Find the kind of friend who will do a fascism to avoid talking about (his involvement in) your crimes.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
I am in Austria. This apparently is illegal.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Hey Buddy. Hey big guy. Who’s a good boy?

(Adjust for gender)
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
I will look at your dog as you pass by where I’m sitting, maybe whisper “hey buddy”, get ready for a head scratch. I will not apologize for this.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
I actually found a new platform that works pretty well. You interact with people in your area (within 5-10m or so) and your messages are deleted immediately after sending. I call it “actually talking to people.”

Does break down quite a bit though.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Ok ok. I’m in Vienna right now and the original is on display here at the Albertina.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Absolutely to all this. Also great pfp.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Anything to keep from saying the name “Epstein.”
jacobtlevy.bsky.social
An absolute clown show.

Avoiding chaos like this is one of the many reasons a for *not* having EOs be the normal method of legislating or regulating. You really want more careful review than “Steve Miller doodled it on a napkin and Trump signed it with a sharpie.”

www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Trump administration tries to tamp down panic for high-skill visa holders after last-minute overhaul
The president announced Friday that H-1B visas will now come with a $100,000 annual fee, but a U.S. official said it will only apply to new visa applicants.
www.politico.com
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Its uselessness was directly linked to Musk’s takeover. Verification linked not to credentials but to payment meant useless (to me) accounts proliferated. The business model was wrong. People with money =/= interesting people.

This principle also applies to Musk himself.
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Twitter simply became useless to me. I use social media to get information on other projects and books and to promote my own writing. I don’t want parasocial or irrelevant stuff. I go to Twitter now and it’s either Nazi stuff or videos of horrible accidents. It has no more value.
shadihamid.bsky.social
One of the biggest mistakes left-of-center pundits and influencers made was decamping to Bluesky. They made themselves irrelevant, shrunk their audiences, and dramatically lessened the positive impact they could have on our public debate at the precise time we needed it most.
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jamellebouie.net
entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster
andrewalanjohnson.bsky.social
Water leaks in library, contingent faculty, hiring freezes, no research support. And a top-ranked football team.
plach.bsky.social
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a campus in need of money for deferred maintenance will always have water leaks in its library