Always jarring to cross paths with a snake.

Oh these? They’re just my gummy peach rings.

Great cause! Help if you can.

Losing the war on woke

When I was 7, my teacher told us to write an article about “world cultures” for school over the weekend. I remembered it late on Sunday so in a panic I made up something called the "Icelandic Fish Festival", figuring said teacher wouldn’t know either way.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

GOD: Move that cloud.
ANGEL: Why?
GOD: Just do it.
ANGEL: Okay.
GOD: Now, make the sun brighter.
ANGEL: Sure.
GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner.
ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny.
GOD: Being me is fun.

the tumble setting on a dryer can be used to make cement but only once

being this early in the day is kind of unacceptable

I rejoice, for I reside in AZ.

I think it’s part of the reason he does these “transparency” posts. Keeping a couple toes in the Qanon universe so he has something to return to.

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Two of my favorite music making dudes getting together to make something incredibly beautiful.

I have so much admiration for people who have the creativity and drive to make things like this. Thank you!

Fuck Charlie Kirk, always and forever. History will paint him in his true light.

You need to know what might be coming.

Trump could have brought the nation together to confront political violence after the murder of Charlie Kirk.

Instead he appears to be preparing to use the shooting as a pretext to destroy his political opposition and consolidate power.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

you could write an entire book about this post and I will for the right price

They have a whiff of sex to them IYKYK

I needed this sweet giggle in the midst of the nightmare of a timeline.

For a period of a couple of years during the 2010s I was employed regularly by cattle to shoot the covers for the albums they had recorded. It was always wonderfully inspiring to witness the love, hard work & passion they had put into their music, & I really think that comes through in the photos.

Instead, he gives her more time to elaborate on her lie.

Superman!

Where are you getting that information? Nothing in the article suggests that.