Andrew Hiller
@andrewintheclouds.bsky.social
Create. Investigate. Celebrate.
Writer, Producer, & friend of Muppets
Pitter Patty Finds Another Day, 2022 Escape Pod Flash Fiction Contest Winner,2019 BFF Author of the Year, #ViableParadise 23
Writer, Producer, & friend of Muppets
Pitter Patty Finds Another Day, 2022 Escape Pod Flash Fiction Contest Winner,2019 BFF Author of the Year, #ViableParadise 23
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
Why do I want to see your book posts, art posts, happy posts, pained posts, music posts, love posts, human posts, confused posts, did-the-thing posts, look at my garden posts, here's a poem of compassion posts? Because we're not here to cede our hearts to those who exist for ruin.
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Why do I want to see your book posts, art posts, happy posts, pained posts, music posts, love posts, human posts, confused posts, did-the-thing posts, look at my garden posts, here's a poem of compassion posts? Because we're not here to cede our hearts to those who exist for ruin.
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
Wanna read some stories?
Here's a 🧵 of my 2025 publications so far...
1) "Written on the Subway Walls" in @morningtransport.bsky.social : resistance in the face of systemic oppression, from the pov of the old Erie Canal bed in Rochester NY
www.sundaymorningtransport.com/p/written-on...
Here's a 🧵 of my 2025 publications so far...
1) "Written on the Subway Walls" in @morningtransport.bsky.social : resistance in the face of systemic oppression, from the pov of the old Erie Canal bed in Rochester NY
www.sundaymorningtransport.com/p/written-on...
Written on the Subway Walls
For February, The Sunday Morning Transport brings you stories by Jennifer Hudak, John Chu, Carrie Vaughn, and Marie Brennan.
www.sundaymorningtransport.com
June 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wanna read some stories?
Here's a 🧵 of my 2025 publications so far...
1) "Written on the Subway Walls" in @morningtransport.bsky.social : resistance in the face of systemic oppression, from the pov of the old Erie Canal bed in Rochester NY
www.sundaymorningtransport.com/p/written-on...
Here's a 🧵 of my 2025 publications so far...
1) "Written on the Subway Walls" in @morningtransport.bsky.social : resistance in the face of systemic oppression, from the pov of the old Erie Canal bed in Rochester NY
www.sundaymorningtransport.com/p/written-on...
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
I love when my translators have questions. The splendid Mikael Cabon in France needs to know if a river in Written on the Dark flows into the sea or into another river: his word choice will be different.
When translators are careful it is a gift to an author AND a reminder to protect them from AI.
When translators are careful it is a gift to an author AND a reminder to protect them from AI.
January 29, 2026 at 1:28 PM
I love when my translators have questions. The splendid Mikael Cabon in France needs to know if a river in Written on the Dark flows into the sea or into another river: his word choice will be different.
When translators are careful it is a gift to an author AND a reminder to protect them from AI.
When translators are careful it is a gift to an author AND a reminder to protect them from AI.
In the spirit of one like one line. In the spirit of one like/one line. I thought I'd try something a little different. For every heart this skeet gets I will will post a line or review from the Hornytown Chutzpah.
Thanks for the kind words @jolantru.bsky.social
(Presale copies now available.)
Thanks for the kind words @jolantru.bsky.social
(Presale copies now available.)
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 PM
In the spirit of one like one line. In the spirit of one like/one line. I thought I'd try something a little different. For every heart this skeet gets I will will post a line or review from the Hornytown Chutzpah.
Thanks for the kind words @jolantru.bsky.social
(Presale copies now available.)
Thanks for the kind words @jolantru.bsky.social
(Presale copies now available.)
#booksky #bookqw word: YELLOW
This one's from my upcoming novella. It's about a demon framed for murder in the Devil's corner of D.C. and the one detective with the Manischewitz to help.
Pre-orders available www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
This one's from my upcoming novella. It's about a demon framed for murder in the Devil's corner of D.C. and the one detective with the Manischewitz to help.
Pre-orders available www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
January 28, 2026 at 2:14 PM
#booksky #bookqw word: YELLOW
This one's from my upcoming novella. It's about a demon framed for murder in the Devil's corner of D.C. and the one detective with the Manischewitz to help.
Pre-orders available www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
This one's from my upcoming novella. It's about a demon framed for murder in the Devil's corner of D.C. and the one detective with the Manischewitz to help.
Pre-orders available www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
One day I hope we deserve to be called humankind.
January 27, 2026 at 7:13 PM
One day I hope we deserve to be called humankind.
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
Out now!!
SOON you can feast your ears on the audiobook of my sci-fantasy novella—Casthen Gain—produced by Podium and narrated by Zac Aleman!
Pre-orders open now! ~ out Jan 27th 💜
podiumentertainment.com/titles/12883...
essahansen.com/books/casthe...
(sketch of Sentace is by Mali Benedicto Vasanserekul)
Pre-orders open now! ~ out Jan 27th 💜
podiumentertainment.com/titles/12883...
essahansen.com/books/casthe...
(sketch of Sentace is by Mali Benedicto Vasanserekul)
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Out now!!
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
It's hard to believe it, but the day is finally here! Ballad of the Bone Road is officially out in the world!
BALLAD OF THE BONE ROAD by Sunburst Award-winning author @acwise.bsky.social is out today! This utterly original dark fantasy tale of faith and fanaticism, doomed love and desperate bargains is perfect for fans of Ava Reid. 💀
https://tinyurl.com/2ttab9am
https://tinyurl.com/2ttab9am
January 27, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It's hard to believe it, but the day is finally here! Ballad of the Bone Road is officially out in the world!
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
It's a little weird feeling upset that my upconing satire is still timely. Part of me hoped that the issues I was writing about would be resolved before my heroes hit the shelves.
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Hornytown Chutzpah
Hornytown Chutzpah [Hiller, Andrew] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Hornytown Chutzpah
www.amazon.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
It's a little weird feeling upset that my upconing satire is still timely. Part of me hoped that the issues I was writing about would be resolved before my heroes hit the shelves.
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
I don't know Minneapolis. I've only been there once. I went to an SFFCon called Fourth Street, but it was one of the warmest experiences I can remember. Every one was eager to adopt a stranger, chat, joke, and share a bite. It was instant community.
I hate what's happening in Minneapolis.
I hate what's happening in Minneapolis.
January 26, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I don't know Minneapolis. I've only been there once. I went to an SFFCon called Fourth Street, but it was one of the warmest experiences I can remember. Every one was eager to adopt a stranger, chat, joke, and share a bite. It was instant community.
I hate what's happening in Minneapolis.
I hate what's happening in Minneapolis.
Today may not be a day for shoveling snow. It may be a day for pickaxing ice.
Have mercy on my back :)
Have mercy on my back :)
January 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Today may not be a day for shoveling snow. It may be a day for pickaxing ice.
Have mercy on my back :)
Have mercy on my back :)
I made a one-word book promo video for Hornytown Chutzpah. I'm just not sure if the word fits the book better or the times we are living in.
Abomination
Preorders available now!
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Abomination
Preorders available now!
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
I made a one-word book promo video for Hornytown Chutzpah. I'm just not sure if the word fits the book better or the times we are living in.
Abomination
Preorders available now!
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Abomination
Preorders available now!
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
It's a little weird feeling upset that my upconing satire is still timely. Part of me hoped that the issues I was writing about would be resolved before my heroes hit the shelves.
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Hornytown Chutzpah
Hornytown Chutzpah [Hiller, Andrew] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Hornytown Chutzpah
www.amazon.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:59 PM
It's a little weird feeling upset that my upconing satire is still timely. Part of me hoped that the issues I was writing about would be resolved before my heroes hit the shelves.
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Luckily, I still got a water balloon full of Manischewitz!
Preorders available
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Today was my parents' 62nd wedding anniversary. Anticipating the weather, they were still able to celebrate with a wonderful homemade meal including Maryland-style crab cakes, potato perogies, steamed cauliflower, and a chocolate bombe.
Glad I pulled this off. They are amazing people.
Glad I pulled this off. They are amazing people.
January 26, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Today was my parents' 62nd wedding anniversary. Anticipating the weather, they were still able to celebrate with a wonderful homemade meal including Maryland-style crab cakes, potato perogies, steamed cauliflower, and a chocolate bombe.
Glad I pulled this off. They are amazing people.
Glad I pulled this off. They are amazing people.
Looking out the window as the ice falls and thinking this is a good day to write.
January 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Looking out the window as the ice falls and thinking this is a good day to write.
Your soul should be worth more than your political party or your paycheck.
January 25, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Your soul should be worth more than your political party or your paycheck.
This bowl is deeply problematic. The wizard who crafted it forgot to give it eyes or ears. Imagine the poor bowl's plight as it walks hoping to find the person in need of soup with no sensory information except those gained from the soles of their feet and the pads of their toes.
To bring a smile to your face this weekend …
An ancient bowl with human feet!
Made in predynastic Egypt around 5,500 years ago.
The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
An ancient bowl with human feet!
Made in predynastic Egypt around 5,500 years ago.
The Met www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
📷 by me
#Archaeology
January 25, 2026 at 1:22 PM
This bowl is deeply problematic. The wizard who crafted it forgot to give it eyes or ears. Imagine the poor bowl's plight as it walks hoping to find the person in need of soup with no sensory information except those gained from the soles of their feet and the pads of their toes.
Stay safe everybody.
January 25, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Stay safe everybody.
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
book prices are NUTS but they don't have to be!
Lucky for you, I'm my own publisher and can do what I want
Lucky for you, I'm my own publisher and can do what I want
🔥⚔️🔥 BURN UP IN VICTORY🔥⚔️🔥
now on EBOOK SALE for just $2.99!!
Serafina's brother has eloped, and left her with their mother, and society.
Lorenzo's best friend eloped, and left his damnable sister here.
they're not really enemies but they might as well be
books2read.com/burnupinvict...
now on EBOOK SALE for just $2.99!!
Serafina's brother has eloped, and left her with their mother, and society.
Lorenzo's best friend eloped, and left his damnable sister here.
they're not really enemies but they might as well be
books2read.com/burnupinvict...
January 22, 2026 at 7:09 PM
book prices are NUTS but they don't have to be!
Lucky for you, I'm my own publisher and can do what I want
Lucky for you, I'm my own publisher and can do what I want
Whooo!!!! Way to go @jolantru.bsky.social
We're deeply honored to see our collection, Wolf's Path by Joyce Chng on the BFSA Longlist.
Congratulations to emma burnett and Cheryl S. Ntumy for two nominations each, and to Atthis Arts published creators Jason Sanford, Premee Mohamed, A.D. Sui, Stewart C Baker, and Stephen Embleton!
Congratulations to emma burnett and Cheryl S. Ntumy for two nominations each, and to Atthis Arts published creators Jason Sanford, Premee Mohamed, A.D. Sui, Stewart C Baker, and Stephen Embleton!
Vote for the BSFA Awards
www.bsfa.co.uk
January 22, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Whooo!!!! Way to go @jolantru.bsky.social
Help Wanted!
Looking for readers who are:
adventurous
open minded
have a good sense of humor
bonus if they write reviews.
Presales now available.
Jewish fantasy noir and satire
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Looking for readers who are:
adventurous
open minded
have a good sense of humor
bonus if they write reviews.
Presales now available.
Jewish fantasy noir and satire
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Hornytown Chutzpah
Hornytown Chutzpah [Hiller, Andrew] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Hornytown Chutzpah
www.amazon.com
January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Help Wanted!
Looking for readers who are:
adventurous
open minded
have a good sense of humor
bonus if they write reviews.
Presales now available.
Jewish fantasy noir and satire
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Looking for readers who are:
adventurous
open minded
have a good sense of humor
bonus if they write reviews.
Presales now available.
Jewish fantasy noir and satire
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Few years ago, Devil decided to take a vacation down in Washington, D.C. Discovered that humans had gotten better at torturing each other than his own minions. So, he decided to move a piece of Hell up so he could upskill is workforce.
Presale copies now on sale.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Presale copies now on sale.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Hornytown Chutzpah
Hornytown Chutzpah [Hiller, Andrew] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Hornytown Chutzpah
www.amazon.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Few years ago, Devil decided to take a vacation down in Washington, D.C. Discovered that humans had gotten better at torturing each other than his own minions. So, he decided to move a piece of Hell up so he could upskill is workforce.
Presale copies now on sale.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Presale copies now on sale.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
I just heard the teaser selected for my audiobook. Fiction is getting real folks.
Jewish Fantasy Noir (think Roger Rabbit X Michael Chabon)
Presale of the print and ebook available now.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Jewish Fantasy Noir (think Roger Rabbit X Michael Chabon)
Presale of the print and ebook available now.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Hornytown Chutzpah
Hornytown Chutzpah [Hiller, Andrew] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Hornytown Chutzpah
www.amazon.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I just heard the teaser selected for my audiobook. Fiction is getting real folks.
Jewish Fantasy Noir (think Roger Rabbit X Michael Chabon)
Presale of the print and ebook available now.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Jewish Fantasy Noir (think Roger Rabbit X Michael Chabon)
Presale of the print and ebook available now.
www.amazon.com/Hornytown-Ch...
Reposted by Andrew Hiller
"Every critical ecosystem is on a pathway to collapse" - wow, the wording in this isn't pulling its punches
🚨 BREAKING 🚨
The UK Govt has quietly published - without announcement - the Joint Intelligence Committee/DEFRA report it suppressed last October. They tried to sneak it out in the midst of crisis. Read and share:
“Global Biodiversity Loss, Ecosystem Collapse & National Security.”
(link below)
The UK Govt has quietly published - without announcement - the Joint Intelligence Committee/DEFRA report it suppressed last October. They tried to sneak it out in the midst of crisis. Read and share:
“Global Biodiversity Loss, Ecosystem Collapse & National Security.”
(link below)
January 20, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"Every critical ecosystem is on a pathway to collapse" - wow, the wording in this isn't pulling its punches
The last 3 times I went to the gym there was a sign warning us that there was a cleaning woman inside the locker room. Sure enough, there was. While she worked people nodded. Nothing awkward happened or was said
This confirmend for me that all the trans bathroom hand wringing nonsense was nonsense
This confirmend for me that all the trans bathroom hand wringing nonsense was nonsense
January 21, 2026 at 10:24 AM
The last 3 times I went to the gym there was a sign warning us that there was a cleaning woman inside the locker room. Sure enough, there was. While she worked people nodded. Nothing awkward happened or was said
This confirmend for me that all the trans bathroom hand wringing nonsense was nonsense
This confirmend for me that all the trans bathroom hand wringing nonsense was nonsense