Domo Obrigado
@andrewvoodoo.bsky.social
Mammalian Egg Wrangler at Marvelous Monotremes. Lived in 11 cities in 4 countries. Sports fan, art fan, music listener, occasional writer |8-team playoff stan 🥌 🇨🇻🇺🇸🇨🇦
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It was truly a simpler time when most of our imbeciles weren't malicious.
February 14, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It was truly a simpler time when most of our imbeciles weren't malicious.
Whelp, can't be worse than the last deal, but um, 11 years?
Canada Soccer extends controversial sponsorship deal in run-up to home World Cup
Canada Soccer has extended its controversial sponsorship and broadcast deal with its commercial partner, Canadian Soccer Business, on improved terms
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Whelp, can't be worse than the last deal, but um, 11 years?
They sisyphean task of microwaving a bowl of soup, waiting for the bowl to cool down enough to touch, but not too long for the soup to get cold again
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 AM
They sisyphean task of microwaving a bowl of soup, waiting for the bowl to cool down enough to touch, but not too long for the soup to get cold again
A pearl snap guayabera? How is Whataburger's clothing store so 🔥
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 PM
A pearl snap guayabera? How is Whataburger's clothing store so 🔥
Anything unibody is a car, and trucks are anything body-on-frame
the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Anything unibody is a car, and trucks are anything body-on-frame
Fukushima happened when I was teaching in South Korea. My students (all boys) would say "Fukushima" whenever a kid farted in class
ICYMI: fukushima’s radioactive terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
is the title of my favourite Fallout Boy song.
is the title of my favourite Fallout Boy song.
ICYMI: fukushima’s radioactive terror pig boom was driven by amorous mothers
would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Fukushima happened when I was teaching in South Korea. My students (all boys) would say "Fukushima" whenever a kid farted in class
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Well there's your problem
February 13, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Well there's your problem
Hello everyone. This is your captain speaking
It gets, uh, lonely up here in the crockpot
It gets, uh, lonely up here in the crockpot
February 13, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Hello everyone. This is your captain speaking
It gets, uh, lonely up here in the crockpot
It gets, uh, lonely up here in the crockpot
This is an outrageously abject handling of higher education funding. Massive betrayal of provincial stewardship by the Doug Ford
February 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
This is an outrageously abject handling of higher education funding. Massive betrayal of provincial stewardship by the Doug Ford
Fuck you Toronto Star these are not "OSAP reforms" they are cutting financial aid grants
Ontario lifts tuition freeze, unveils OSAP reforms as it adds billions to university and college funding
Ontario is overhauling OSAP, so that financial aid will be mainly loans with far fewer non-repayable grants.
www.thestar.com
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Fuck you Toronto Star these are not "OSAP reforms" they are cutting financial aid grants
Is there a minor or junior league hockey team somewhere called the Snowpack?
Also y’all prayers up for the Rockies and western US, we cannot be having people set our states on fire this summer and fall
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Is there a minor or junior league hockey team somewhere called the Snowpack?
I pissed next to Michael Stipe at Man Ray bar in Paris
on two different occasions, I have pissed next to both Paul Newman and George Takei in the men’s room at the BAM Harvey Theatre
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
I pissed next to Michael Stipe at Man Ray bar in Paris
Gift Link with a good understanding of patriotism
www.thestar.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Gift Link with a good understanding of patriotism
This week at A&W:
JUNGLE BOOGIE
JUNGLE BOOGIE
Absolutely bless this A&W. Deep cuts!
February 11, 2026 at 7:38 PM
This week at A&W:
JUNGLE BOOGIE
JUNGLE BOOGIE
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CALLED IT www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
February 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
CALLED IT www.nytimes.com/2026/02/10/w...
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Reminds me of that time three years ago when
February 10, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Reminds me of that time three years ago when
The best frozen lemonade on earth is, oddly, from Rhode Island, but it should be everywhere
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The best frozen lemonade on earth is, oddly, from Rhode Island, but it should be everywhere
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The Italians have pulled out Backstreet Boys. I'm awarding the gold to everyone. Ice dancing will create world peace.
February 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
The Italians have pulled out Backstreet Boys. I'm awarding the gold to everyone. Ice dancing will create world peace.
February 9, 2026 at 7:11 PM
How is this not Summit Conference football
If you told someone 5 years ago that these 4 teams would be in the same football conference in 2026 there would have been some confusion.
February 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
How is this not Summit Conference football
Congrats Seahawks fans you folks are cool especially @brigit.bsky.social
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Congrats Seahawks fans you folks are cool especially @brigit.bsky.social
Blue frost come on now
Seahawks using yellow Gatorade, the best flavor, the game was over before it started.
February 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Blue frost come on now
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Was cutting up a 1960s Woman’s Realm magazine for collage material & found this unabashedly insatiable size queen penguin
February 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Was cutting up a 1960s Woman’s Realm magazine for collage material & found this unabashedly insatiable size queen penguin
Wife: Father America do you have any other petroleum based songs
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Wife: Father America do you have any other petroleum based songs
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante