Andy Matthews
@andymatthewsmusic.bsky.social
Please listen to my music on whatever streaming service you subscribe to. Here is the Apple Music link
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/andy-matthews/1520804825
https://music.apple.com/us/artist/andy-matthews/1520804825
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Dancing Queen
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I could give a six hour lecture about how this track came to be, but I've gone on long enough at this point. We have a baseball season to wrap up, after all, and I offer you and the baseball gods this offering in gratitude for another season. Thank you, and go Phils!
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Season 7 of Gilmore Girls is rough. Took a break to binge rewatch Brockmire, and now we’re back to the sad trudge to an ending I honestly barely remember.
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Season 7 of Gilmore Girls is rough. Took a break to binge rewatch Brockmire, and now we’re back to the sad trudge to an ending I honestly barely remember.
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This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
McDonald's has taken down a Christmas ad made with AI following online backlash
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
The company said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI"
McDonald's pulls AI-generated Christmas advert following backlash
McDonald's said the moment served as "an important learning" as it explored "the effective use of AI".
www.bbc.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is why hating and mocking AI relentlessly and publicly is vital work.
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I've been through the desert on a
December 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I've been through the desert on a
Choooooch!
Top 1,000 MLB Players of the 2000's
#620
Carlos Ruiz, C
Philadelphia '06-'09
.246/.337/.379, 85 OPS+, 1259 PA, 126 R, 70 2B, 4 3B, 22 HR, 138 RBI, 10 SB, 4.7 bWAR, 4.7 fWAR
-In the '08 & '09 World Series he was 12 for 34 with two home runs.
#620
Carlos Ruiz, C
Philadelphia '06-'09
.246/.337/.379, 85 OPS+, 1259 PA, 126 R, 70 2B, 4 3B, 22 HR, 138 RBI, 10 SB, 4.7 bWAR, 4.7 fWAR
-In the '08 & '09 World Series he was 12 for 34 with two home runs.
December 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Choooooch!
There’s just so much more shit that I do not want to know about than there used to be.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 AM
There’s just so much more shit that I do not want to know about than there used to be.
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your OPS has to be over .900 to post this I’m sorry.
December 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
your OPS has to be over .900 to post this I’m sorry.
Ragtime Demon Hunters.
KPop Demon Hunters was popular. I think other genres should get their chance to hunt demons.
Ska Demon Hunters.
Ska Demon Hunters.
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Ragtime Demon Hunters.
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf, because they’re vaguely gay and disapprove of everything, but won’t be doing anything more than bitching about it.
I named my fists Common and Sense because I'm about to bring the Paine
I named my fists Blood and Meridian because I’m fixing to Judge your ass.
December 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I named my fists Statler and Waldorf, because they’re vaguely gay and disapprove of everything, but won’t be doing anything more than bitching about it.
Don’t forget that any feeling you have can be shoved way deep down inside where you won’t ever have to acknowledge it ever. Also remember that there are no negative consequences to behaving that way.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Don’t forget that any feeling you have can be shoved way deep down inside where you won’t ever have to acknowledge it ever. Also remember that there are no negative consequences to behaving that way.
Someone tell Harrison that these posts get more likes when the contestants shake hands. I mean, honestly, is a little sportsmanship too much to ask, regardless of the likes?
11/25/25
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Harrison just isn’t a hand shaker.
Did the contestants shake hands at the end of Jeopardy today?
No, they did not.
Harrison just isn’t a hand shaker.
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Someone tell Harrison that these posts get more likes when the contestants shake hands. I mean, honestly, is a little sportsmanship too much to ask, regardless of the likes?
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And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And did absolutely nothing to stop them.
Feels like, as a society, we really took a step back when we stopped saying, “I beg your pardon.”
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Feels like, as a society, we really took a step back when we stopped saying, “I beg your pardon.”
Luke waiting two months to tell Lorelei about his daughter is just… come on, dude. One of the only times he really biffs it.
November 23, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Luke waiting two months to tell Lorelei about his daughter is just… come on, dude. One of the only times he really biffs it.
Looking around, I keep getting the sense that faceless corporations want me to trade them money for dumb bullshit. And, don’t get me wrong, I love me some dumb bullshit, but why do they think I have money?
November 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Looking around, I keep getting the sense that faceless corporations want me to trade them money for dumb bullshit. And, don’t get me wrong, I love me some dumb bullshit, but why do they think I have money?
A thing I find goes a long way towards maintaining a happy marriage is watching Gilmore Girls with your wife and turning to her after every comment she makes and saying, “I love all of the things that you say.” My wife has yet to tire of hearing it.
November 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A thing I find goes a long way towards maintaining a happy marriage is watching Gilmore Girls with your wife and turning to her after every comment she makes and saying, “I love all of the things that you say.” My wife has yet to tire of hearing it.
I’ll just start by saying this: This is not how I wanted any of this to go. I’ll also end by saying this is not how I wanted any of this to go.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’ll just start by saying this: This is not how I wanted any of this to go. I’ll also end by saying this is not how I wanted any of this to go.
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ERMAGERD
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I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
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November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
ERMAGERD
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I can’t wait for this stupid fuckin week to be over.
November 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I can’t wait for this stupid fuckin week to be over.
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
he looks like he’s about to tell Dave Dombrowski that time is a flat circle
The thing that annoys me about TCW is that every time I read TCW, my brain makes it Tasty Coma Wife because I’ve seen every episode of Scrubs between one and two dozen times. And so I get very confused by all the snark being directed at Tasty Coma Wife. The sentences don’t make sense.
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The thing that annoys me about TCW is that every time I read TCW, my brain makes it Tasty Coma Wife because I’ve seen every episode of Scrubs between one and two dozen times. And so I get very confused by all the snark being directed at Tasty Coma Wife. The sentences don’t make sense.
A pretty decent chunk of Luke Danes’s personality is the fact that his dad is dead. They hint at a lot more than that, and you get a fair number of glimpses of various aspects of his depth, but man, do they really make some meals out of the fact that his dad died.
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
A pretty decent chunk of Luke Danes’s personality is the fact that his dad is dead. They hint at a lot more than that, and you get a fair number of glimpses of various aspects of his depth, but man, do they really make some meals out of the fact that his dad died.