Elle Collins
@anotherelle.bsky.social
I’m not a mountain man; I’m a fucking mountain, man.
They/Them
They/Them
"You will be visited by three spirits"
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits"
I’ve never understood why Jim Beaver’s character was named after a comics guy (I’d consider the possibility of coincidence if I’d ever heard of a male Whitney with any other last name), but as a fan of both Ellsworths (as well as Beaver), I’m good with it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I’ve never understood why Jim Beaver’s character was named after a comics guy (I’d consider the possibility of coincidence if I’d ever heard of a male Whitney with any other last name), but as a fan of both Ellsworths (as well as Beaver), I’m good with it.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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I am laughing so hard I’m crying
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I am laughing so hard I’m crying
The only king I acknowledge.
November 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The only king I acknowledge.
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All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
November 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
All they did was take the first movie and add shallots and sour cream.
I might need a young person to re-explain the Red Scare girls to me. It seems like every time you turn around these days somebody you thought was just an annoying and facile leftist has gone full nazi while you were carefully not paying attention to them.
November 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I might need a young person to re-explain the Red Scare girls to me. It seems like every time you turn around these days somebody you thought was just an annoying and facile leftist has gone full nazi while you were carefully not paying attention to them.
A thing I still probably think about more than I should is the free pass CM Punk was widely given for rank hypocrisy, on the basis of pro-wrestling being a famously craven and hypocritical business, as if Punk hadn’t been the one building his brand for LITERAL DECADES on calling out that hypocrisy.
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 PM
A thing I still probably think about more than I should is the free pass CM Punk was widely given for rank hypocrisy, on the basis of pro-wrestling being a famously craven and hypocritical business, as if Punk hadn’t been the one building his brand for LITERAL DECADES on calling out that hypocrisy.
Jacob Elordi is the best Frankenstein Monster since Karloff.
November 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Jacob Elordi is the best Frankenstein Monster since Karloff.
The Left already talking about “Well obviously Zohran can never run for President, but actually there are political advantages to that…” while the Right is over there like “Our guy could do a third term, sure! Who’d stop us? Nobody.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
The Left already talking about “Well obviously Zohran can never run for President, but actually there are political advantages to that…” while the Right is over there like “Our guy could do a third term, sure! Who’d stop us? Nobody.”
When the locals do notice there’s a vampire on the loose, the only weapon they’re going to show up with (being rural Americans) is a bunch of guns. Dracula, as you know, scoffs at bullets.
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
When the locals do notice there’s a vampire on the loose, the only weapon they’re going to show up with (being rural Americans) is a bunch of guns. Dracula, as you know, scoffs at bullets.
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
November 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pitch: Dracula buys a farm in a rural US state. He’s always depicted moving to the city, but why wouldn’t he want a big house and estate, like he had in Transylvania? Plus it will take a bit for people to notice that the ladies who knock on his door to invite him to their churches keep disappearing.
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Happy Halloween, gang!
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Happy Halloween, gang!
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for those in the back
this is bullshit
this is not happening
do not fall for liberal hopegrifts and wishcasting
The Satanic Temple can take your money, but it cannot feed you or protect you or save you
this is not happening
do not fall for liberal hopegrifts and wishcasting
The Satanic Temple can take your money, but it cannot feed you or protect you or save you
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
for those in the back
I’m pretty sure King understands that how David Drayton describes Ollie is exactly how clueless straight boomers describe lightly closeted gay men—“bachelor, nice house, flashy jewelry, afraid of women”—but even if King himself is the clueless straight boomer, I’m still pretty sure Ollie’s gay.
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
October 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’m pretty sure King understands that how David Drayton describes Ollie is exactly how clueless straight boomers describe lightly closeted gay men—“bachelor, nice house, flashy jewelry, afraid of women”—but even if King himself is the clueless straight boomer, I’m still pretty sure Ollie’s gay.
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Listening the The Mist (not for the first time) on Audible today, seemed appropriate as I am doomed to spend the day before Halloween driving around in the rain.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
Thinking about how Ollie Meeks is one of my early favorite gay characters in horror, despite his queerness being somewhat subtextual.
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Florence Henderson did THE LOVE BOAT, THE MUPPET SHOW, and THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL in the same year. It's what we call the '70s Guest Star Triple Crown. #Heistoween
October 30, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Florence Henderson did THE LOVE BOAT, THE MUPPET SHOW, and THE PAUL LYNDE HALLOWEEN SPECIAL in the same year. It's what we call the '70s Guest Star Triple Crown. #Heistoween
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Prometheus, or, The Classical Frankenstein
October 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Prometheus, or, The Classical Frankenstein
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
October 13, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1673
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October Comes to Puppetland, day 17! Dixie the taxi driver! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober
October 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
October Comes to Puppetland, day 17! Dixie the taxi driver! #PlayhouseTober #Drawtober
“She’s bratty and egotistical, but in a cool way, like a Princess Nokia song.” — me describing my cat
October 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“She’s bratty and egotistical, but in a cool way, like a Princess Nokia song.” — me describing my cat
Me to my wife in FYE: “Hey look at this $25 Disney Star Wars action figure with a perfect recreation of Bill Burr’s face on it. That’s definitely a dude at a point in his career where he can’t turn down a good offer.”
October 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Me to my wife in FYE: “Hey look at this $25 Disney Star Wars action figure with a perfect recreation of Bill Burr’s face on it. That’s definitely a dude at a point in his career where he can’t turn down a good offer.”