Appalachian Cryptid
@appalachiancryptid.bsky.social
Table-Top Gamer
Queer Appalachian
Novo Collegian
Real life Hermit
Online social butterfly
Animal Welfare Worker
Former social worker
Former union organizer
ve/ver/he/him/they/them
Queer Appalachian
Novo Collegian
Real life Hermit
Online social butterfly
Animal Welfare Worker
Former social worker
Former union organizer
ve/ver/he/him/they/them
Blood on the Pavement, a #V5 #Sabbat #VampireTheMasquerade chronicle set in the #WorldOfDarkness is about to kick off.
1st question, is this a standing desk or a sitting desk session?
checks notes, adjusts desk to standing position
we got a bootlicking cammie Brujah on the ropes, let's go!
1st question, is this a standing desk or a sitting desk session?
checks notes, adjusts desk to standing position
we got a bootlicking cammie Brujah on the ropes, let's go!
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Blood on the Pavement, a #V5 #Sabbat #VampireTheMasquerade chronicle set in the #WorldOfDarkness is about to kick off.
1st question, is this a standing desk or a sitting desk session?
checks notes, adjusts desk to standing position
we got a bootlicking cammie Brujah on the ropes, let's go!
1st question, is this a standing desk or a sitting desk session?
checks notes, adjusts desk to standing position
we got a bootlicking cammie Brujah on the ropes, let's go!
ICE: complains about being doxxed
Also ICE: doxxes themselves
Also ICE: doxxes themselves
ICE List—Dutch site verified using publicly available data much of which comes from agents themselves
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents
“Over 90% of people we've identified through information they themselves have made public…All we do is amplify already publicly available information.”
wiki.icelist.is/index.php/Category:Agents
“Over 90% of people we've identified through information they themselves have made public…All we do is amplify already publicly available information.”
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
ICE: complains about being doxxed
Also ICE: doxxes themselves
Also ICE: doxxes themselves
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You know that 0.0001% of the time you should read the comments? This post is one of these times.
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
You know that 0.0001% of the time you should read the comments? This post is one of these times.
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hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
hey quick question how do we fix whatever cultural circumstances made this sentence possible
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i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
i'm baffled by all the people in the replies to posts about the spy doorbells asking for alternatives. like... the alternative is a regualr fucking doorbell with no camera in it. or a door knocker. get you a weird gargoyle guy! you dont need a camera!
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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robustly healthy economy 🤒
- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Beer
- You're fat
- Gamble from your phone
- AI
- Cyber security
- Mr. Roger's Mortgages
- AI
- Erotic vodka drinking robots
- Fat is bad
- AI
- Beer
- AI
- Gamble from your phone
- Do your taxes
- AI
- Beer
- AI
February 9, 2026 at 10:33 AM
robustly healthy economy 🤒
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Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Fun fact: The divorce scene in the Kid Rock show was an actual divorce showing a wife leaving her conservative husband.
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“We’re the most powerful country in the world and we have the most obese, fudgy people.”
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
“We’re the most powerful country in the world and we have the most obese, fudgy people.”
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
The fatness claim is incorrect. The national rankings differ, but the US is usually in the teens. We’re on the high end, but we’re not the fattest nation on earth.
I’ll take fudgiest, though
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It was — and I don’t think this has ever justifiably been said before — offensive to Bostonians.
boycotting Dunkin for that
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
It was — and I don’t think this has ever justifiably been said before — offensive to Bostonians.
Taking a Working in America Gallup poll
Bawling and screaming at all the bullshit that has happened over the last year related to "employment" it is bringing up
fuck capitalism
also fuck mean people
Bawling and screaming at all the bullshit that has happened over the last year related to "employment" it is bringing up
fuck capitalism
also fuck mean people
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Taking a Working in America Gallup poll
Bawling and screaming at all the bullshit that has happened over the last year related to "employment" it is bringing up
fuck capitalism
also fuck mean people
Bawling and screaming at all the bullshit that has happened over the last year related to "employment" it is bringing up
fuck capitalism
also fuck mean people
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
VA Gov. Spanberger (moderate, was in CIA) and NYC Mayor Mamdani (left, is in DSA) both taking steps to block local law enforcement from helping ICE as it violently violates people's rights is a good example of how the relevant divide in the Dem coalition isn't center-left, it's fight-don't fight.
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this is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun
"We've basically funded an elite global pedophile ring since 2015. I feel sick."
Crypto Bros Nauseated After Realizing Bitcoin Itself Was Funded by Jeffrey Epstein
The crypto community is reeling from the discovery that Epstein was a huge backer of early Bitcoin efforts.
trib.al
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
this is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun
the world is a strange and dangerous place filled with villians of all sorts
February 4, 2026 at 11:56 AM
the world is a strange and dangerous place filled with villians of all sorts
chefs kiss
catching up on the last episode and i love that lisa showed up to murder dinner dressed like midshipman cruella de vil and rob showed up formally a-bibbed like he hasn't grown enough teeth yet to have moved off exclusively mashed foods
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 AM
chefs kiss
I figured out why I am obsessively, one might even say hyperfocusing, making Rifts characters.
I am not going to stop
I am not going to stop
February 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
I figured out why I am obsessively, one might even say hyperfocusing, making Rifts characters.
I am not going to stop
I am not going to stop
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The unspoken rules for protest in the US have been, for decades, that if you have a big tame sign-holding march, it's safe to bring your kids.
If you're not perceived as threatening their power, they'll leave you alone.
Which means they perceive their unpopularity as a threat to their power
If you're not perceived as threatening their power, they'll leave you alone.
Which means they perceive their unpopularity as a threat to their power
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 PM
The unspoken rules for protest in the US have been, for decades, that if you have a big tame sign-holding march, it's safe to bring your kids.
If you're not perceived as threatening their power, they'll leave you alone.
Which means they perceive their unpopularity as a threat to their power
If you're not perceived as threatening their power, they'll leave you alone.
Which means they perceive their unpopularity as a threat to their power
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
Does anyone have any tips, tactics, or coping strategies to making outlook usable?
February 1, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Does anyone have any tips, tactics, or coping strategies to making outlook usable?