Mel Malus
@applefarmer.bsky.social
Feck this sh*t. I'm growing apples. FireRFKjr
Bitcoin=BeanieBabies for bros. Neurodivergent adjacent. Anti-science woowoo kills.
Antifascist. Fella Groupie! 🇺🇦 My ancestors shot Fascists, N@zis and Confederates.
She/her 🌈🦄🏳️🌈
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Bitcoin=BeanieBabies for bros. Neurodivergent adjacent. Anti-science woowoo kills.
Antifascist. Fella Groupie! 🇺🇦 My ancestors shot Fascists, N@zis and Confederates.
She/her 🌈🦄🏳️🌈
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Mel Malus
@applefarmer.bsky.social
· Apr 2
This WI poll worker wants all the people who are convinced that the incompetent Musk, who can't code his way out of a paper bag and only hires inexperienced college yes-men, has the power to mess with your voting machines can FATWO now. Block me. Miss me with your bullshit conspiracies.
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Wait till they hear about people who don’t go to parties at all
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Wait till they hear about people who don’t go to parties at all
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Why do Dems need to change their behaviors?
When voters gave them what was barely a trifecta with a 50-50 Senate, they had 2 of the most productive years since 2009-10, then the best midterm performance for the party in power since 2002.
The other choice was Trump.
Only a tough choice for an idiot.
When voters gave them what was barely a trifecta with a 50-50 Senate, they had 2 of the most productive years since 2009-10, then the best midterm performance for the party in power since 2002.
The other choice was Trump.
Only a tough choice for an idiot.
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Why do Dems need to change their behaviors?
When voters gave them what was barely a trifecta with a 50-50 Senate, they had 2 of the most productive years since 2009-10, then the best midterm performance for the party in power since 2002.
The other choice was Trump.
Only a tough choice for an idiot.
When voters gave them what was barely a trifecta with a 50-50 Senate, they had 2 of the most productive years since 2009-10, then the best midterm performance for the party in power since 2002.
The other choice was Trump.
Only a tough choice for an idiot.
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EWWw, a man who spied on naked teenage girls? We absolutely cannot have him as Pres--
--wait what?
A Woman...as President?
A woman???
Well, the guy can't be all bad.
-- America in 2016 and 2024.
--wait what?
A Woman...as President?
A woman???
Well, the guy can't be all bad.
-- America in 2016 and 2024.
February 14, 2026 at 5:15 AM
EWWw, a man who spied on naked teenage girls? We absolutely cannot have him as Pres--
--wait what?
A Woman...as President?
A woman???
Well, the guy can't be all bad.
-- America in 2016 and 2024.
--wait what?
A Woman...as President?
A woman???
Well, the guy can't be all bad.
-- America in 2016 and 2024.
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🗣️He bragged about this for years BEFORE people elected his awful ass in 2016!!!
I swear to goodness I feel like I’m taking crazy pills sometimes.
This country let a man that was on tape (several times) bragging about purposely walking in on half naked teenagers but folks voted for him 2X
I swear to goodness I feel like I’m taking crazy pills sometimes.
This country let a man that was on tape (several times) bragging about purposely walking in on half naked teenagers but folks voted for him 2X
Host: So when Donald Trump walked in, there were women in there who weren't fully clothed.
Hughes: Correct. Women were not fully clothed when Donald Trump came in.
Host: And some of those women were, what, as young as 15?
Hughes: Yeah, as 15 years old.
Hughes: Correct. Women were not fully clothed when Donald Trump came in.
Host: And some of those women were, what, as young as 15?
Hughes: Yeah, as 15 years old.
February 14, 2026 at 4:19 AM
🗣️He bragged about this for years BEFORE people elected his awful ass in 2016!!!
I swear to goodness I feel like I’m taking crazy pills sometimes.
This country let a man that was on tape (several times) bragging about purposely walking in on half naked teenagers but folks voted for him 2X
I swear to goodness I feel like I’m taking crazy pills sometimes.
This country let a man that was on tape (several times) bragging about purposely walking in on half naked teenagers but folks voted for him 2X
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I think I have more accounts blocked than I’m following & they’re all like this fucking idiot.
We couldn’t have had an easier choice.
The 1st time, he was on trial for fraud for Trump University & the 2nd time he’d been impeached 2X & indicted 4X, but of course it’s Jeffries & Schumer’s fault.
🤦🏾♀️
We couldn’t have had an easier choice.
The 1st time, he was on trial for fraud for Trump University & the 2nd time he’d been impeached 2X & indicted 4X, but of course it’s Jeffries & Schumer’s fault.
🤦🏾♀️
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I think I have more accounts blocked than I’m following & they’re all like this fucking idiot.
We couldn’t have had an easier choice.
The 1st time, he was on trial for fraud for Trump University & the 2nd time he’d been impeached 2X & indicted 4X, but of course it’s Jeffries & Schumer’s fault.
🤦🏾♀️
We couldn’t have had an easier choice.
The 1st time, he was on trial for fraud for Trump University & the 2nd time he’d been impeached 2X & indicted 4X, but of course it’s Jeffries & Schumer’s fault.
🤦🏾♀️
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February 13, 2026
February 13, 2026
At midnight tonight, most of the agencies and services in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) will run out of funding, as popular fury over the violence and lawlessness of federal agents from Im...
heathercoxrichardson.substack.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
February 13, 2026
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My 80yo mother believes she's bad at math, despite doing complicated recipe conversions on the fly all the time and having a lifelong hobby of constructing elaborate imaginary garments in three dimensions and then sometimes making them real.
It's not REAL math if girls do it, right? 🙃
It's not REAL math if girls do it, right? 🙃
the people who spread the “female brains are bad at math and spatial reasoning” lies should be tried at the Hague
Another fun wrinkle from that period (that might still exist): I was good at math and loved it and then my geometry teacher told me that I'd probably struggle because female brains were bad at spatial thinking. I kept loving math & being good at it but assumed that would end so I ended it first.
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 AM
My 80yo mother believes she's bad at math, despite doing complicated recipe conversions on the fly all the time and having a lifelong hobby of constructing elaborate imaginary garments in three dimensions and then sometimes making them real.
It's not REAL math if girls do it, right? 🙃
It's not REAL math if girls do it, right? 🙃
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I just like how it says, "Stop the Coup" and Jill is the one who helped root "The Coup."
Oh, it’s patchouli maga.
February 14, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I just like how it says, "Stop the Coup" and Jill is the one who helped root "The Coup."
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What if the biggest conspiracy is our government’s refusal to believe more than a 1000 women (and children) for many decades?
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
What if the biggest conspiracy is our government’s refusal to believe more than a 1000 women (and children) for many decades?
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You can’t really say “I told you so” to any of the anti-Kamala leftists because none of them actually cared whether Kamala Harris would’ve been a better president than Donald Trump.
February 13, 2026 at 8:10 PM
You can’t really say “I told you so” to any of the anti-Kamala leftists because none of them actually cared whether Kamala Harris would’ve been a better president than Donald Trump.
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Today we honor Frederick Douglass — abolitionist, orator, and one of the most important constitutional thinkers of the 19th century. Douglass believed that the struggle for freedom was ultimately a struggle over citizenship: Who belongs? Who is protected? Who has power?
February 13, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Today we honor Frederick Douglass — abolitionist, orator, and one of the most important constitutional thinkers of the 19th century. Douglass believed that the struggle for freedom was ultimately a struggle over citizenship: Who belongs? Who is protected? Who has power?
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There is no reforming this. There is only abolition, and then trials.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.
But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 10:04 PM
There is no reforming this. There is only abolition, and then trials.
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FLASHBACK: “They chased him, he got home and when we closed the door they shot him.”
👇🏽a family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
ICE NOW ADMITS DHS/NOEM lied 🤥 that the man attacked agents with a shovel
👇🏽a family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
ICE NOW ADMITS DHS/NOEM lied 🤥 that the man attacked agents with a shovel
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
FLASHBACK: “They chased him, he got home and when we closed the door they shot him.”
👇🏽a family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
ICE NOW ADMITS DHS/NOEM lied 🤥 that the man attacked agents with a shovel
👇🏽a family calling the police with ICE outside, after a man was shot in the leg with a pregnant woman & child inside
ICE NOW ADMITS DHS/NOEM lied 🤥 that the man attacked agents with a shovel
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Pam Bondi when she gets home from testifying in front of congress: screaming “the Dow hit $50 thousand dollars!”
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Pam Bondi when she gets home from testifying in front of congress: screaming “the Dow hit $50 thousand dollars!”
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I remember this because a FB exec came after me on Twitter when I said FB would do no such thing, re: “very public discussion.”
In 2021, I reported on an internal meeting at Facebook about discussions to put facial recognition on new smartglasses. One of their execs complained about the coverage and said the co would have a "very public discussion" about the tech.
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
They never did. And now: www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I remember this because a FB exec came after me on Twitter when I said FB would do no such thing, re: “very public discussion.”
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RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
RFK Jr. snorted cocaine off the toilet seat the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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“This feature would pose a grave risk to privacy, safety, and civil liberties and would cause widespread harm to the public…It must not be allowed to reach the market.”
EPIC Urges FTC, States to Block Meta’s Facial Recognition Smart Glasses Plan
<p>EPIC has sent a letter to the Federal Trade Commission and State Attorneys General urging them to quickly investigate and prevent Meta’s plan to add facial recognition and surveillance capabilities...
epic.org
February 14, 2026 at 12:12 AM
“This feature would pose a grave risk to privacy, safety, and civil liberties and would cause widespread harm to the public…It must not be allowed to reach the market.”
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What a perfect example of how these people are not just incompetent, they’re lazy.
February 14, 2026 at 12:35 AM
What a perfect example of how these people are not just incompetent, they’re lazy.
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My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
February 14, 2026 at 12:56 AM
My DARS (Deaths Above Replacement Secretary) model estimates that RFK Jr.’s policies will lead to a surplus mortality of 90,000 Americans. And I tell you the best Dunkin’ bathrooms on the Mid Cape for snorting cocaine off of toilet seats. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
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She said she was gonna keep Latinos from being snatched off the street and put in concentration camps….like what more did you need? 🙃
Let’s see EVIL Vs … 🗣️ EVERYTHING SHE LAID OUT BUT OKAY YALL DONT KNOW WHAT HER PLATFORM WAS YEAH OKAY and it wasn’t clicking for you… well how the fuck is it working out now for your people?
Man FUCK YALL 👇🏾🤗
Man FUCK YALL 👇🏾🤗
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 AM
She said she was gonna keep Latinos from being snatched off the street and put in concentration camps….like what more did you need? 🙃
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Okay but P2025 was laid out CLEAR and that "felt right" ????
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Okay but P2025 was laid out CLEAR and that "felt right" ????
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This is the dumbest fake deep ish I have ever seen. I couldn’t get a hold of who she was?!!.really Rosie?..and par for the course running to the white folks to say why you couldn’t get behind the black lady..smdh
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
This is the dumbest fake deep ish I have ever seen. I couldn’t get a hold of who she was?!!.really Rosie?..and par for the course running to the white folks to say why you couldn’t get behind the black lady..smdh
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We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
We have now entered the "His Opponents Are Afraid of Falling Out of Windows" stage of Donald Trump's emulation of Vladmir Putin.
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The world according to white leftists.
February 13, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The world according to white leftists.
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Narrator: "He lost the popular vote in 2016 by about 2.9 million votes."
Trump speaking at Fort Bragg: "The first time, I won but they say I didn't win the popular vote. You know I did. I won it by a lot."
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Narrator: "He lost the popular vote in 2016 by about 2.9 million votes."