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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 2d

Every A.I. CEO is like “We invented a robot that can fuck your wife so you have more free time to mow the lawn!”

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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 1d

Bethesda RPG protagonist trying to fuck, but every time they stick it in the game engine detects that two physics objects have intersected and ragdolls them into the ceiling.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 2d

robot girl gets bottom surgery call that a bitwise operation

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 5d

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 6d

he would hate your ceo brainrotted ass lol

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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 7d

Ah so maybe the “depictions of fictional violence is the same as real violence” people and “ChatGPT should have personhood” people are maybe the same type of people

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 7d

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

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sof @mofu.run · 8d

don't you miss the days when you could simply lurk public content as much as you wanted without having to "join a discord server"

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 8d

tech companies be like "we are disabling the ability to turn off GPS location in the next update"

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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 8d

it’s never a good sign when a software developer starts talking about human nature

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Juan Carlos Bodoque Stan @sanzitos.deichator.ar · 10d

jade picon se retrata após fazer publi para MK ultra

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 9d

elon musk ass post

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 9d

i dont think its the software i think its the bigots you insist on platforming actually

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 9d

*proceeds to retroactively change tos to protect a nazi and a racist*

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 10d

quao desinteressante vc tem q ser pra usar texto de chatgpt num campo "about me"

mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 11d

tech ceo tries not to endanger trans people, defend nazis and sympathize with pedophiles challenge (difficulty impossible)

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 11d

WAFFLES

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11d

screenshot from parasite where the goat actor song kang-ho sits in agony while he drives a rich woman on her phone in the backseat

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 11d

irmao seu trabalho eh perpetuar consumismo desenfreado, como assim “meu trabalho se dinheiro nao existisse” va passar pano num chao

mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 11d

“o trabalho q eu escolheria se nao existisse dinheiro” ai cita um trabalho q simplesmente nao existiria se nao existisse dinheiro

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mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 12d

"design patterns" and it literally could've just been functions

mochila de criansa @appositum.bsky.social · 12d

pelo amorde deus eu ODEIO java

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 12d

HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13d

Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com
In communism it is Mr beast who does the challenges while we laugh and watch

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12d

just guess

cait (and adonis)
@cait.bsky.social
i'm sorry to say this but if you send me a tiktok of a person telling a story into the camera for 3 minutes i'm not fucking watching it. just in general ever. people need to start typing things up again because i can read so much faster than you can talk and i'm not wasting my precious time on this
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Hallowvini 🎃 @foccius.bsky.social · 16d

Eduardo Leite sugere exilar Bolsonaro da realidade, colocando ele em um não-lugar onde o tempo é infinito e apagando da memória de todos que ele existiu

CNN Brasil @cnn-brasil.bsky.social · 16d

Eduardo Leite: nem anistia, nem prisão de ex-presidente pacificam o país

www.cnnbrasil.com.br

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