April Begonia
@aprilblueintx.bsky.social
Ex-X. Never Trumper. Blue AF.
Political potty mouth.
LEFTY IN TEXAS 💙 #ETTD
SWIFTIE Antifa Diva.
Retired Marketing Consultant
VOTED FOR PANTSUIT LADY.
Recovering awkward person.
🌈Ally.
Sarcasm.Art. Foodie.
Political potty mouth.
LEFTY IN TEXAS 💙 #ETTD
SWIFTIE Antifa Diva.
Retired Marketing Consultant
VOTED FOR PANTSUIT LADY.
Recovering awkward person.
🌈Ally.
Sarcasm.Art. Foodie.
Pinned
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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As many expected, the truth is finally coming out, they were just fishermen. The family of the Colombian man killed in the Sept. 15 U.S. military strike in the Caribbean Sea has now filed a formal complaint with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights, alleging
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM
As many expected, the truth is finally coming out, they were just fishermen. The family of the Colombian man killed in the Sept. 15 U.S. military strike in the Caribbean Sea has now filed a formal complaint with the Inter-American Commission on Human Rights, alleging
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Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Thou Shalt Not Murder Fishermen While Pardoning Drug Lords
This is evil.
www.thegodpodcast.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Reposting this everyday until Pete Hagueseth faces justice for his crimes against humanity.
Have you seen the just released Epstein island pics?
I’m crawling outta my skin at the sterilization bathrooms.
Creepy factor 10+
Imagine being 15yo naked girl.
I’m crawling outta my skin at the sterilization bathrooms.
Creepy factor 10+
Imagine being 15yo naked girl.
December 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Have you seen the just released Epstein island pics?
I’m crawling outta my skin at the sterilization bathrooms.
Creepy factor 10+
Imagine being 15yo naked girl.
I’m crawling outta my skin at the sterilization bathrooms.
Creepy factor 10+
Imagine being 15yo naked girl.
COUNTRIES RANKED BY THE MIST NATURAL RESOURCES.
Guess who else is in the
Top 10.
VENEZUELA
Seems more than a little sus.
Guess who else is in the
Top 10.
VENEZUELA
Seems more than a little sus.
December 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
COUNTRIES RANKED BY THE MIST NATURAL RESOURCES.
Guess who else is in the
Top 10.
VENEZUELA
Seems more than a little sus.
Guess who else is in the
Top 10.
VENEZUELA
Seems more than a little sus.
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Dear Senator Cassidy,
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Dear Senator Cassidy,
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
“We” didn’t. WE didn’t pardon anyone. HE did. The President of the United States pardoned him. Come on Bill, say his name. Who’s our president? Say his name.
Best,
Your Former Congressional Colleague
Won the www daily award!
On tonight’s episode: Pam Bondi lunges at Lindsey Halligan: "You ruined my James Comey revenge!" Halligan yells, “You were the idiot who let the statute of limitations run!” A drunk Jeanine Pirro pushes them apart. Pam snarls at Pirro: “I’m not through with you, Miss Can’t Get a Fucken Indictment!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Won the www daily award!
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This is how our government has been corrupted:
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This is how our government has been corrupted:
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
1) Donors give huge sums to elect politicians to office
2) Elected officials rewrite rules in the donors' favor
3) Donors make huge profit
4) Repeat
We must get big money out of politics.
It is the root of our dysfunction.
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Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
November 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Unbelievable.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
Very few things piss me off more than anti-vax morons killing their children.
DING DING DING👇🏽
Ok. Seriously. This is not getting the attention it clearly deserves. This Sec of Defense would get stuck on an escalator if the power went out.
Ok. Seriously. This is not getting the attention it clearly deserves. This Sec of Defense would get stuck on an escalator if the power went out.
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
DING DING DING👇🏽
Ok. Seriously. This is not getting the attention it clearly deserves. This Sec of Defense would get stuck on an escalator if the power went out.
Ok. Seriously. This is not getting the attention it clearly deserves. This Sec of Defense would get stuck on an escalator if the power went out.
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To anyone who thinks it’s an “exaggeration” that the rule of law is in danger…
U.S. Senator Mark Kelly is being investigated for the “crime” of telling people not to commit crimes.
We’ve fallen far.
U.S. Senator Mark Kelly is being investigated for the “crime” of telling people not to commit crimes.
We’ve fallen far.
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
To anyone who thinks it’s an “exaggeration” that the rule of law is in danger…
U.S. Senator Mark Kelly is being investigated for the “crime” of telling people not to commit crimes.
We’ve fallen far.
U.S. Senator Mark Kelly is being investigated for the “crime” of telling people not to commit crimes.
We’ve fallen far.
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The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
I’d love to hear your guesses. Who do you think will go down this path?
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’d love to hear your guesses. Who do you think will go down this path?
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Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having just been through the desert carrying a guy with no name, it felt good to get out of the rain.
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Elizabeth Warren on Colbert's show: "We don't think one corporation or one man named David Ellison should be able to buy up all the shows and buy up all the sports and buy up all the news and decide who watches what and I'm gonna stay in that fight."
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Elizabeth Warren on Colbert's show: "We don't think one corporation or one man named David Ellison should be able to buy up all the shows and buy up all the sports and buy up all the news and decide who watches what and I'm gonna stay in that fight."
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![>>Satirical News - Pam Bondi Announces Epstein Files Will Be Fully Redacted Under Newly Discovered "LOL, Who's Gonna Stop Us" Loophole [pic of pam bondi with a cross on] - @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lxm3v43kiuo4gdun45a4zivh/bafkreibn5ydns6ctslwt5scnvc3arwvwqltbvtzgesb7w4yxwauvv2ydlm@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
