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Andy Bonar
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Lazy dangerous left-wing mess. Not particularly dangerous.
Spotify: "LOL, you're really into '80s Rush, you dork."
December 4, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Ah yes, Niall who stood for the anti-abortion, anti-sex education, pro hitting children, Scottish Family Party. The SFP also deny objective truths like the gender pay gap and were against buffer zones to stop numpties harassing women outside hospitals.
This is Niall Fraser at one of Rowlings "Women Won't Wheesht" events, his party is the most misogynistic bunch of shits imaginable (as you know, but for the benefit of viewers)
December 4, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Mind when Young Knives turned into This Heat?
I do, it was fuckin' great. Still is.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_md...
Young Knives - Society for Cutting Up Men (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Young Knives
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
As much as I love and appreciate my fellow colleagues, you'll end up on a Christmas night out with them at midnight in Wetherspoons animatedly discussing the concept of The Eternal Stew.
December 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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What a fucking loser. Bilingualism is amazing and we should celebrate the weans who can speak multiple languages - it will probably be them who will allow the UK to thrive globally.

A weak man who sees jealousy and spite as the only forces that can be marshalled for his campaign
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This is one of those things that I think is quietly important – when these people are talking shit about cities, Portland or Minneapolis or New York or Charlotte or wherever, you have to loudly say, “no, fuck you, you’re lying, that town and its people whip ass and you’re the asshole”
December 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Feminist institutions going “yeah no actually women are just walking wombs please dont hit us billionaire“
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Better a moaning minnie than a lickspittle cunt
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Barry
December 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Robert Jenrick sounds just like Pitt the Younger in Blackadder and I cannot now unhear it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Scottish football remains undefeated
December 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
"Do you have to just type really, really fast?" IYKYN
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
'Barclays Hampden Stadium' is it, aye? You can shove that right up your arse.
December 1, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Never seen so many wee guys in tricolor balaclavas as I did last night. #kneecap
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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This year we're doing Whamutopia. Every time you hear Last Christmas you have to have a mulled wine at your earliest convenience and toast George Michael, because he was a lad
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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oh they gave me a blue check now I can say how I REALLY feel!!! trans rights free Palestine housing is a human right universal health care for all six hour day for eight hours pay mandatory minimum wage raises that track to rent & cost of living protect the oceans & the rivers and bring back Jujubes
November 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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It’s not where we come from that counts, it’s about where we’re going.

Great to meet Afghan Scots children at Maryhill Burgh Halls and hear a lovely rendition of Robert Burns.
November 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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the basic minimum for being an actual leftist is including all people — women, queer people, trans people, Black people. if you’re not doing that, explicitly and enthusiastically, you’re not a leftist, you’re a strasserite
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Just catching up with the budget coverage in the papers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Breathe a sigh of relief that I didn't have to do obscene and unhealthy amounts of overtime anymore just to get by. As it is, I'm looking at another two years of this shit.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Next year, Shabana Mahmood is going to have you tortured at a black site if you’re caught performative reading Sally Rooney novels on the tube
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 AM