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@archivedspork.bsky.social

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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10h

Wolf being absolutely destroyed in Jeopardy by Andy Richter

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 6h

I’ve never been to Disney World but I love the midcentury pop culture hell of Disneyland (there’s childhood nostalgia too) and will gladly go when given the chance. I will be rolling my eyes at everyone else there though.

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 6h

Exactly what I was thinking, I’d see their phone case or their wallet on the first date and immediately be like “well this isn’t going to work…”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 22h

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!" 🤣

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Jill Blake @biscuitkitten.bsky.social · 23h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Lund in Casablanca

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 1d

It wasn't the genocide that freed the hostages.

It was a ceasefire deal.

Because the genocide was never about the hostages, no matter how much Netanyahu and his band of fucking fascists claim victory.

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a cuyrated experience @solidarity.pizza · 1d

riyadh noise festival, for all those cancelled power electronics artists

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

The “their new drummer choice is DEI” is making me laugh so hard. Go cry about it in the chronically understaffed drum department at Guitar Center.

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

I saw that the Ken Burns American Revolution doco is dropping next month and I don’t know why he bothered, we have a definitive tv series on the subject and it’s the one from 1997 with Philip Seymour Hoffman as Joseph Plumb Martin.

Young PSH in Continental Army garb

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Sleater-Kinney’s Dig Me Out which is also a breakup record

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Crowd booing 1 hour stadium noise

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been calling myself and everything I like “pinko” for at least 20 years. Back when you could type whatever you wanted into your profile on Facebook my political affiliation was “Massachusetts pinko”

Homer Simpson: Go back to Massachusetts, pinko

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

my friend’s cousin in England who is also a pro skateboarder totally has an AI girlfriend

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

Enjorlas: Benjamin Bratt
Javert: Jerry Orbach
Jean Valjean: Sam Waterston
Javert: Jerry Orbach
Gavroche: Michael Imperioli

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

the next time you find yourself getting Mad Online, try this: make a Les Miserables cast consisting only of character from Law & Order (*not counting SVU or Criminal Intent or other associated properties, if you really want to be challenged)

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 1d

can’t believe it took me this much scrolling to see Sam Waterston

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

I “discovered” this tape by my old band when I was cleaning out the credenza in my living room. Sorry my reverb is turned up so high.

Shame Parade, by Split Feet

splitfeet.bandcamp.com

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

They’re going to be cooking at Cozy Corner next

Rat Scat - The Muppets Take Manhattan

YouTube video by ZuzuFitzwaller

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

And look at it, it’s so cute

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

Maybe I was in country ass Wisconsin too long but has the rat situation in Chicago gotten way worse? I used to only see them in alleys, now I leave the house at night and they’re running down the sidewalk like they have to catch a bus

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 2d

Forklift operator version of MC5's version of Sun Ra's "Starship" called "Forklift".

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · May 23

Welcome to America

A sign in a parking lot reads:
NOTICE
MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

Fuckin Rob

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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 2d

You got it! Here's my crack at a translation

TTTK @archivedspork.bsky.social · 2d

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Harry Dean Stanton in Repo Man: “Look at those assholes over there”