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I can handle things. I’m smart — not like everybody says.
Joe Hill biopic that’s real sexy
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Joe Hill biopic that’s real sexy
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sorry but this rocks
Gonna be seeing this exact segment in my dreams for the next 20 years
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
sorry but this rocks
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Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Just saw a Botox commercial where a woman talked of her “moderate to severe lines” like it was diagnosis
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
“This is the worst part of my job. I’m sorry to tell you that you have stage four crows feet”
What is your favorite thing to do at work when you need to look like you’re busy on a computer but actually have nothing to do?
November 25, 2025 at 1:12 AM
What is your favorite thing to do at work when you need to look like you’re busy on a computer but actually have nothing to do?
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This may be utterly absurd (it is, to anyone who hasn't seen the show) but to me, this moment from MST3K with @billcorbett.bsky.social returning as Krankor is one of the most heartwarming moments in television history.
If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.
If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.
November 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This may be utterly absurd (it is, to anyone who hasn't seen the show) but to me, this moment from MST3K with @billcorbett.bsky.social returning as Krankor is one of the most heartwarming moments in television history.
If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.
If you watch Prince of Space THEN Neptune Men, you'll understand. Ya scum.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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Look at there horrible people! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-most-a...
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Look at there horrible people! haljohnsonbooks.substack.com/p/the-most-a...
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RIP to Jimmy Cliff, a constant part of the soundtrack of my childhood and integral part of what I would argue is the best sountrack of all time for The Harder They Come. This one hurts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7q...
You Can Get It If You Really Want
YouTube video by Jimmy Cliff - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
RIP to Jimmy Cliff, a constant part of the soundtrack of my childhood and integral part of what I would argue is the best sountrack of all time for The Harder They Come. This one hurts.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7q...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg7q...
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Solange Knowles Wants to Lend You a Book
The Grammy winner, now a scholar in residence at U.S.C., is expanding a one-of-a-kind library featuring rare books by writers of color. (Just mind the due date.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
The Grammy winner, now a scholar in residence at U.S.C., is expanding a one-of-a-kind library featuring rare books by writers of color. (Just mind the due date.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
Solange Knowles Wants to Lend You a Book
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Solange Knowles Wants to Lend You a Book
The Grammy winner, now a scholar in residence at U.S.C., is expanding a one-of-a-kind library featuring rare books by writers of color. (Just mind the due date.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
The Grammy winner, now a scholar in residence at U.S.C., is expanding a one-of-a-kind library featuring rare books by writers of color. (Just mind the due date.)
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
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One of my personal style idols. Hell yeah I’m rocking a black sweater, jeans, and saddle shoes to the office.
CATHY by Cathy Guisewite debuted in newspapers #OTD in 1976.
It ran until 2010, was collected in more than 20 books, and inspired 3 animated TV specials and tons of licensed products! Ack! #ComicStrip #Comics
It ran until 2010, was collected in more than 20 books, and inspired 3 animated TV specials and tons of licensed products! Ack! #ComicStrip #Comics
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
One of my personal style idols. Hell yeah I’m rocking a black sweater, jeans, and saddle shoes to the office.
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Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Welcome sign
Felch, MI
Felch, MI
I’m sorry the syntax in my posts is so sloppy, I swear I’m not stupid
November 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’m sorry the syntax in my posts is so sloppy, I swear I’m not stupid
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Current* conditions near Sister Bay, WI:
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Current* conditions near Sister Bay, WI:
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is it good when the biggest chunk of the economy reminds you of when bevis and butthead kept selling each other chocolate bars using the same dollar back and forth
NVIDIA earnings were a mirage. The market figured it out surprisingly fast. NVIDIA bump evaporated.
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
I don’t know how this information can enter the system without exploding the bubble.
But sometimes bezzles visible for months before crash.
Waiting for the feds?
open.substack.com/pub/shanakaa...
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
is it good when the biggest chunk of the economy reminds you of when bevis and butthead kept selling each other chocolate bars using the same dollar back and forth
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the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
the main thing we’ve learned is Olivia Nuzzi does all her sexting in the form of try-hard poetry
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I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
November 22, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I'm just excited for MTG to go back to being about Magic The Gathering again
I finally got my Adderall XR prescription filled after being without for 6 months and this what jazz musicians who put benzos in their coffee must have felt like
November 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I finally got my Adderall XR prescription filled after being without for 6 months and this what jazz musicians who put benzos in their coffee must have felt like
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Weird choice to post it so late, right after midnight on a... hey, wait a second. Oh no. Oh... no.
November 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Weird choice to post it so late, right after midnight on a... hey, wait a second. Oh no. Oh... no.
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I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
November 22, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
What’s JK Rowling doing hanging out by the highway?
An enormous wall of trash about 500 feet in length and up to four stories tall was recently discovered near a highway in the English countryside, leading to a national outcry across Britain.
A Colossal, Hidden Pile of Trash Ignites Outcry in Britain
The discovery of a mountain of garbage near a highway is the latest example of what experts say is a growing problem of criminal organizations profiting from illegal dumping.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
What’s JK Rowling doing hanging out by the highway?
The Day the Earth Froze is visually striking, if a little slow. Jack Frost is great. Love the Russo-Finnish co-productions.
Which MST3K movie was actually the best *movie*? Which one has the most non-ironic fans and defenders.
Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
Danger: Diabolique comes to mind (though certainly not the best of the Diabolique films). This Island Earth as well, since they had to pick something a bit more palatable for the theatrical film.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Day the Earth Froze is visually striking, if a little slow. Jack Frost is great. Love the Russo-Finnish co-productions.
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