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The eagles offense is awesome because you don’t even need to watch first down. They are running for two yards, it’s non-negotiable.
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The eagles offense is awesome because you don’t even need to watch first down. They are running for two yards, it’s non-negotiable.
Congrats to flight of the conchords for getting the bag from Apple that rocks
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Congrats to flight of the conchords for getting the bag from Apple that rocks
Made this last year and am making it again this year. Get at me if you need some spare cheese. I got a lot of cheese over here.
If you need another Thanksgiving side, can I interest you in Andy Reid's Mac and cheese.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Made this last year and am making it again this year. Get at me if you need some spare cheese. I got a lot of cheese over here.
Hate when the stores got the whole branch of Brussels sprouts no other Brussels options. Take those shits off for me like you do every other month of the year please. Where tf am I supposed to put this
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Hate when the stores got the whole branch of Brussels sprouts no other Brussels options. Take those shits off for me like you do every other month of the year please. Where tf am I supposed to put this
The new wicked is bombing because they’re not playing any ads of Wicked singing Ohhhhhhhhooohhhhahhhoooohhaahhoooooohhhhhhhh
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The new wicked is bombing because they’re not playing any ads of Wicked singing Ohhhhhhhhooohhhhahhhoooohhaahhoooooohhhhhhhh
Haters like this will be PGs waiters at the table of success when he plays like an all star this season
Good to hear Paul George is set to make his season debut tonight. Just in time to suffer a season ending injury.
November 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Haters like this will be PGs waiters at the table of success when he plays like an all star this season
The comeback starts here the goat is back
Philadelphia 76ers forward Paul George is expected to make his season debut at home tonight against his former team, the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN. George has rehabilitated offseason left knee surgery.
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The comeback starts here the goat is back
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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three to five times every Sunday I open a draft and write something that just boils down to this dril tweet and then delete so as not to jinx them
September 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
three to five times every Sunday I open a draft and write something that just boils down to this dril tweet and then delete so as not to jinx them
Good thing to keep in mind as you will hear this “actually he was just into 17 year olds which is okay” line probably hundreds of times in the next few years
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Good thing to keep in mind as you will hear this “actually he was just into 17 year olds which is okay” line probably hundreds of times in the next few years
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Is everyone else getting the commercial from the grieving widow talking about how her life insurance claim was fast an easy and she looks like she’s both smiling and crying
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Is everyone else getting the commercial from the grieving widow talking about how her life insurance claim was fast an easy and she looks like she’s both smiling and crying
Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen on tv this year
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Genuinely one of the funniest things I’ve seen on tv this year
As long as we can give the Nazis a little something they can’t take off…
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
As long as we can give the Nazis a little something they can’t take off…
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It’s really crazy how many evil people in America have an origin story for their beliefs that amounts to “seeing a commercial”
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s really crazy how many evil people in America have an origin story for their beliefs that amounts to “seeing a commercial”
This game was a formative experience for me. I was just getting into football and my parents didn’t want me staying up late so I had to listen to the radio call of this total disaster in bed under the covers on a little portable radio. The first of many horrible losses to the Seahawks over the years
Seahawks getting it done in a different way, but that was almost as dominant of a first half as the week 13 road beatdown of the Eagles in the snow on Monday Night Football in 2005. That was a fun game to be at.
youtu.be/gxRBPZrgLV8?...
youtu.be/gxRBPZrgLV8?...
November 3, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This game was a formative experience for me. I was just getting into football and my parents didn’t want me staying up late so I had to listen to the radio call of this total disaster in bed under the covers on a little portable radio. The first of many horrible losses to the Seahawks over the years
I knew they won a minute before I saw it on my stream because all of Boyle heights exploded in fireworks
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I knew they won a minute before I saw it on my stream because all of Boyle heights exploded in fireworks
@michaellevin.bsky.social I had the same thought about the 4-0 stat on the broadcast but what they meant was the 2019-2020 season
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
@michaellevin.bsky.social I had the same thought about the 4-0 stat on the broadcast but what they meant was the 2019-2020 season
I keep telling him it’s too early to go trick or treating but he won’t listen
October 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I keep telling him it’s too early to go trick or treating but he won’t listen
the Sixers and Celtics are here to drive me to the depths of madness
At last, the most spooky, creepy and haunted day of the year has arrived: the first day of the NBA Cup.
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the Sixers and Celtics are here to drive me to the depths of madness
motherfuckers so ugly they wish they were Chucky
“They have fun while doing it, which is deeply disturbing. We expect some level of decorum from government officials,” says Phoebe, a member of Harbor Area Peace Patrols.
The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi...
By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
The full story: lataco.com/federal-immi...
By Aisha Wallace-Palomares
October 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
motherfuckers so ugly they wish they were Chucky
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Absolutely insane this is happening
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Absolutely insane this is happening
Hoobastank blazed the trail for Taylor Swift but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Hoobastank blazed the trail for Taylor Swift but y’all aren’t ready for that conversation