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@artfromonline.bsky.social

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Star of the hilarious pornographic variety show "Que Pasa, Kielbasa!" ('75-'79)

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · Apr 9

What's the matter, babe? You barely touched any of the gas I lit for you.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 16h

Not sure the cutoff age of "live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse" but the third part is already off the table.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 1d

Never meat your gyros.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 4d

Gecko at McDonald’s crawl through:

I’ll have A Bug Mac, flies & a small snake.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 4d

If my life depended on anyone in this family properly closing a ziplock bag, I would be dead by noon.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · Mar 26

Him:
You have such beautiful eyes!

Me:
Thank you! I use them for crying

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 5d

I'm like if you were to anthropomorphize jorts.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 6d

Do I look relaxed to you? Good, because I'm crapping my pants inside.

It's like I took a chillaxative.

Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 8d

Pro tip: If you have to ask me if I give a shit, the answer is I don't give a shit.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 10d

Be kind - Everyone is fighting a gorilla you can't see

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Smut Terry @smutterry.bsky.social · 15d

Another week where not winning the lottery is interfering with having amazing travel plans.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 10d

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 12d

I’m like if the “reject all cookies” button was a person.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 13d

You know who else was "just doing their job"? The tattoo artists who agreed to the barbed wire arm bands

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 14d

We could all use a little lumbar support.

Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 15d

Maybe we're all fat because we drink more water than any generation of our ancestors ever.

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presentdead🙋🏻‍♂️👻 @lacroixboi.dadguy.help · 16d

i bet i could get a boa constrictor to give me a hug at least once

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 16d

Make a porn wholesome:

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 16d

Make a porn wholesome:

Debbie Does Dishes

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 16d

Winning the war on drugs by not calling everything drugs

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 17d

Yeah I've got a PhD.

A purple hard drive.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 21d

I'm just relaxing and drawing. You know, chillustrating.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 22d

Cancelling everyone who backs into parking spots unnecessarily. I don't need that kind of negative energy around me.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 25d

I don't tell my cat that I love him enough.

100x a day is unacceptable.

Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · 26d

If you are a white christian living in a predominantly white christian country run by white christians and you constantly feel persecuted and victimized, it shouldn't be difficult to figure out who's to blame.

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Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · Sep 11

Even those mourning him in social media only speak to his supposed morality and christianity. None of them want to dig their heels in on his racism, misogyny, or support of fascism, authoritarian regimes, genocides, ethnic cleansings, pedophiles, etc.

Art, from Online @artfromonline.bsky.social · Sep 11

I find it curious that no one is defending what he's said or done. Only that he was supposedly a moral christian person. Another example of how simple it is for believers to separate the person from the message.