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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 1d

The best way I can make sense of it is an assumption that hot people are obviously going to be unemployed and need a place to crash. But I feel like hotness can cut both ways there.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 1d

Google AI summary when you search "quelle surprise," which is simultaneously a little porny and not really making the point it thinks it's making.

Google result that reads: "Sarcastic usage: Used to comment on something that was entirely predictable or unsurprising. For example, saying "My step-brother, who is surprisingly hot, is going to be living with us. Quelle surprise," is a sarcastic way of saying it wasn't a surprise at all."

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 3d

There’s so much joy. So much love on the streets. And this is what our government is trying to destroy. No Kings In America.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 5d

Walking out of @realgdt.bsky.social ´s Frankenstein at the Chinese and am so amped. Cannot decide if I should follow up with the Coppola Dracula, or XXX.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 19d

“Hi Daddy”

I could talk forever about this frame. The 80s fashion. The drunk cop. The lots of murder. Is this America?

A frame from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 where Nancy briefly confronts her father to no effect before she ultimately dies because let’s be real helping people and looking fabulous doing it is not always a rewarding endeavor. Nancy was still right all along and she saved some people’s lives.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · 20d

I can’t reply directly but I think 1491 by Charles Mann qualifies. Still pop history but really engaged in the science piece of it since we destroyed so many records (and people) that telling that history is a lot of reading the shadows on the wall.

jam @socialistboat.dad · 20d

hey is there a good nonfiction book about like the history of the incan empire pre- and/or during colonization that is written for ignoramuses like me. do any of you know

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Sep 6

I feel like back on the cursed site you actually published that bracket once. Or did i make that up?

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Sep 6

Wait what is this spot? I love a good cafe de olla.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Sep 5

What do we think are the chances that THE PAPER pulls a BROOKLYN 99 and after a few years has to be like “oh no papers are basically all evil but not THIS newspaper!”

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Kevin Burke @kevinburke20.bsky.social · Sep 4

IT IS TIME!! Part II of NINJAGO DRAGONS RISING Season 3 has JUST DROPPED!! Whatever you are doing right now, it’s less important than WATCHING THIS!! Thrills!! Chills!! Spinjitzu drills!! See what EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT and watch NINJAGO RIGHT NOW!! (Then watch it again and again!!)

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Sep 4

Same. I live in a major metropolitan area and should be able to buy most things! Sadly no.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Sep 4

Society-wide marshmallow test not looking great.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 30

Knowing the moon is named Praxis is praxis.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 29

Have you tried gently scratching it and muttering to yourself about what a great time you are having? To set a good example?

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · Aug 29

I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.

bugs bunny in the bit where she does gossamer's nails in a super gay way

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 15

This is very nearly a scene from Don’t Trust the B In Apt 23, except even that show didn’t kill the bird.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 10

It probably says something pretty unfortunate that watching The Monkey makes me miss my dad.

Fun kills though!

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 5

And the bloodline conceit is such a masterful tie together of the whole thing. What a great send off for TonyTodd.

Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Aug 5

Yes this was freaking great. Delivered across the board. When this franchise works, boy howdy!

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Jesse Vigil @jessev.bsky.social · Jul 23

I killed Twitter and it’s been hell rebuilding my followers.

But if you can see this and you loved Champions of the Earth… I will be sharing something soon that I think you’ll really dig. Please find me.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Jul 4

Where did “welcome in” come from? It is everywhere now in a way that makes it feel like the entire service industry got a software update and I hate it.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Jul 3

I may have gone down something of a rabbit hole. Am I excited about next weekend? Yes. Very much so.

A photo of the Max Continue watching queue that’s like all Superman movies.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Jun 29

Any dream ballet is kinda meta in the first place, right? Or at least it’s opening that door.

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Jun 29

Is Barbie the only movie of the 21st century that has a dream ballet?

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Asa @asatait.bsky.social · Jun 22

That song is not called Lucky Star. I am an adult who knows things.