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Ash(iok)
@ashennewt.bsky.social
MtG, Anime, Terrible Opinions, Gay Thoughts

(They/Them)
so idk if yall know this but this Triss lady form The Witcher is pretty hot it turns out
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I need to become chuni so I can gaslight gatekeep girl boss myself into having self esteem
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I have impeccable taste and I know this because I like everything I like and I have impeccable taste so I can't be wrong
December 1, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Everyone is getting upset about the data centers. They pollute a lot and use a lot of energy and will eventually be very ugly/huge vacant buildings. And I understand being mad about that. Until you consider the state of the lazer tag industry at this moment, and how much help that sector needs.
December 1, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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How is any of this real
November 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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oh i get it he's called masked rider because he's autistic
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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me: I deserve a new final fantasy tactics game. I also deserve three to four franchises getting tactics games.
gf: they should make a shrek tactics game
me: what?
gf: you know
gf: it'd be real good
gf: call it
gf: *stares at me unblinking for a solid 20 seconds*
gf: tactics ogre
December 1, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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COMING SOON: AI + Guy™
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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girl who doesn't know the word "vers":
yeah im like...amphibious
June 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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yes
next question
November 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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November 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Combining grape juice and eggnog to make Greggnog
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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i fucking hate this yt thumbnail and what it has done to me bc now every time we eat rice with my gf i tell her "remember when mario tried to sell you rice?" without fail. every single time.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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May 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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I figured Uso was the Gundam boy most like the Christ child.
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Mr beast trip sitting you
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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video games are about constantly pressing the jump button while an npc is speaking
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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It's officially that time of year.

Seeing these two will never not make me smile.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Stephen Miller says Afghan immigrant Rahmanullah Lakanwal was incapable of assimilating to American culture. But a factcheck shows that Lakanwal used a gun to assault and kill multiple innocent people. Four Pinocchios.
November 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM