Aspharon
@asph.me
Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 25 years old. Dutch nerd who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️🌈 He/They
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A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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5 nickels
If I had a nickel every time this happened… 4 nickels. #sonic
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 AM
5 nickels
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play this. That is an order.
A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
February 9, 2026 at 11:28 AM
play this. That is an order.
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The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
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A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
February 8, 2026 at 6:52 PM
A few weeks ago I had a random "how hard could it be" thought that ended in me porting this to Android! It's on the play store and everything! Enjoy!
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
play.google.com/store/apps/d...
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
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you can fire from a distance using handguns and rifles!
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
you can fire from a distance using handguns and rifles!
I can't believe we actually got the fucking cat what the fuck
February 4, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I can't believe we actually got the fucking cat what the fuck
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this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
twitter must be dead dead cause someone posted a rat coin purse that would have 2019 twitter losing its collective mind and most of the top comments are bots saying random words or people not nearly amped enough about the rat coin purse
February 3, 2026 at 6:11 AM
this is what really killed the place even before the nazis fully took over
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
the Venn diagram of “people willing to pay for Twitter so their replies are boosted” and “people capable of making funny comments” is just two completely separate circles side by side
God damn it, that's another month delay for @hbomberguy.bsky.social's mext video
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
God damn it, that's another month delay for @hbomberguy.bsky.social's mext video
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I managed to piss off way fewer people by directly saying "stop voting for republicans" than I did by making a video on the PlayStation's clever copy protection system.
94.9% likes now.
91.5% on the PS1 video.
94.9% likes now.
91.5% on the PS1 video.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I managed to piss off way fewer people by directly saying "stop voting for republicans" than I did by making a video on the PlayStation's clever copy protection system.
94.9% likes now.
91.5% on the PS1 video.
94.9% likes now.
91.5% on the PS1 video.
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HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
HAPPY 10TH BIRTHDAY SFW SASUKE
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All romcoms could be improved by Tiny Yoshiaki Koizumi providing shocked commentary about every new development.
January 29, 2026 at 2:21 PM
All romcoms could be improved by Tiny Yoshiaki Koizumi providing shocked commentary about every new development.
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I can’t stop thinking about this
January 29, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I can’t stop thinking about this
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We like to think Ellipsus is... versatile 😆
January 29, 2026 at 9:53 PM
We like to think Ellipsus is... versatile 😆
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Doodled some owls today. They’re so goofy.
January 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Doodled some owls today. They’re so goofy.
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I love CrossWorlds modding
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
I love CrossWorlds modding
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post