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Hi, I'm Bram, AKA Aspharon. 25 years old. Dutch student who thinks too much about raccoons and Pokémon Platinum. 🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 He/They
Find me in other places: https://linktr.ee/aspharon
Outlook's spam filter is so laughably bad. It just sent an email from [email protected] to my spam folder. Like are you for real right now
December 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Deltarune if Toby Fox knew how to write
December 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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mer crims
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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DELTARUNE on sale! It's the big "20". Check websites for more.
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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how it feels to show someone your oc
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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If you are an outsource company and you write to me and I don’t reply, and you write again and use the line “silence looks like a sign of consent” with a smiley face just fucking know I will never engage your services because that is super gross
December 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Happy Longest Night, everyone.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJv-...
Alex Holowka - Longest Night
YouTube video by Joahn Peski
www.youtube.com
December 21, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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Some stuff i made this year! And also me! As it goes! #artvsartist
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I'm gonna finally post that 50k word thing I wrote, as well as bind it myself so I can put it on my shelf
My 2026 writing goal is to finally finish this novel in the first half and then write weird shit for the second half. What's your writing goal?
December 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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willow ptarmigan. Thank you for spreading the bird word, @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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December 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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making this a quote post for the clout
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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the TV remote is not 26 inches
LG OLED48C5P 48 inch Class OLED evo AI C5 4K UHD HDR Smart TV - 2025 Model is $797.59 on eBay (BrandsMart USA) w/ code HOLIDAYRUSH buff.ly/7Fb4l32 #ad
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?
December 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Just had to check
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Sonic Handheld 16 Speedrun Trailer, happening this Saturday!

youtu.be/sbnj0gCJ0ak?...
Sonic Handheld 16 Speedrun Trailer
YouTube video by Kirby Mastah
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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hey i need some photos of your stupid baby cats' paws from a top down angle

please take a picture pictures like this and then tell me your stupid baby cat's name thanks love you

(angle example)
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
Women gamers boycott global esports tournament over trans ban
Several teams of female gamers have dropped out of the Dead by Daylight Women's World Cup after trans women were banned.
bit.ly
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM