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astelkilljoy.bsky.social
@astelkilljoy.bsky.social
Anxious millennial bike commuter
pronouns in bio: he/him
Fan of fake fighting, real fighting, and photography.
Gaming too but I don't have the hardware for it.
Gonna block you if you follow 10k peeps
PFP sauce: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/197705
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if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest
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February 4, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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February 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Liam was taken from Columbia Heights, the town just south of my high school in Fridley and just north of the Arts district in NE Minneapolis. I spent a lot of time with friends there after extracurriculars. News of his abduction completely broke my heart. I’m glad he’s home. #Comics4Liam
February 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
February 2, 2026 at 2:47 AM
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Ferbruary #oldknees
February 1, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Oh fuck yeah
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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thank u for ur leadership in these times mr president
January 29, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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There’s definitely something wrong with me because sometimes I like to watch Phantom Of The Opera compilations of the climactic kiss scene. Partly to watch Christine/Eric smooch and compare performance choices, but mostly just to laugh at each Raoul dangling for his life.
October 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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🐉🎵💖
#tjpw
April 19, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Jarrell Miller getting his fucking toupee punched off is boxing legacy holy fuck lmao
February 1, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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The Miz and Karl Anderson had a Catch-As-Catch Can match at Boston, MA. -- MELTZER: ★
January 31, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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Not cute when angy!! 💢
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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I've been saying this for years for YEARS
"let people enjoy things"
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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January 30, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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January 30, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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I like to use dark colored bags with MOLLE, not because I'm a GWOT pilled ex troop, but because they frame and display enamel pins so well
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Marmont got zero rings
December 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Draft Goblin Market page / handout from the Treasure Overhaul. Special deal, toady only.
January 29, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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As a librarian, sometimes it's your job to promote literacy. Sometimes...

Other times, it's your job to tell a 10-year-old that the axes in Gundam are called "Heat Hawks," not "Laser Axes"
January 29, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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Hey folks, I'm still looking for cat item suggestions. Please, if you know of anything I should get, feel free to add a suggestion to my throne.

For now, I put some stuff up myself. Hoping they are good picks.

(and yes, I will also be self buying from this list)

throne.com/onebluesheep...
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January 29, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY
January 28, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM