@astelkilljoy.bsky.social
Anxious millennial bike commuter
pronouns in bio: he/him
Fan of fake fighting, real fighting, and photography.
Gaming too but I don't have the hardware for it.
Gonna block you if you follow 10k peeps
PFP sauce: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/197705
pronouns in bio: he/him
Fan of fake fighting, real fighting, and photography.
Gaming too but I don't have the hardware for it.
Gonna block you if you follow 10k peeps
PFP sauce: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/197705
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if you can't take me at my Ballsest, you don't deserve me at my Mahoneyest
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you could make an anime out of this
December 24, 2025 at 8:14 PM
you could make an anime out of this
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Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
December 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Hi new accounts don't forget the boobs and butts setting
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Come back, one French artist who drew a lot of ENA fan art!
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Come back, one French artist who drew a lot of ENA fan art!
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I got very bored and decided to clip all of Jake Paul's takedown attempts. Starting with takedown attempt number 1. Paul must have never watched a lot of MMA in the ring, because shooting takedowns near the ring ropes can lead your opponent using them to stay on top of you. 1/14🧵
December 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I got very bored and decided to clip all of Jake Paul's takedown attempts. Starting with takedown attempt number 1. Paul must have never watched a lot of MMA in the ring, because shooting takedowns near the ring ropes can lead your opponent using them to stay on top of you. 1/14🧵
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bluesky really is a website where 40% of people are lisa simpson
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
bluesky really is a website where 40% of people are lisa simpson
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woke is back babes !!!!!
December 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
woke is back babes !!!!!
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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🧵🥋🥊By request, threading up some of the knockouts and other striking trauma I've clipped up, like this gross body shot knee KO from Jaruadsuek Sor.Jor.Wichitmuangpadriew vs Mohsen Fartotfard, Thai Fight International
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🧵🥋🥊By request, threading up some of the knockouts and other striking trauma I've clipped up, like this gross body shot knee KO from Jaruadsuek Sor.Jor.Wichitmuangpadriew vs Mohsen Fartotfard, Thai Fight International
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LETS GO
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 AM
LETS GO
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Heck yeah Capcom
December 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Heck yeah Capcom
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shut the fuck up old man and take your
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
shut the fuck up old man and take your
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Beyond the Grave Sketch
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December 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Beyond the Grave Sketch
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[ twitch.tv/genczilla ]
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'I'm so nervous, what do I do with my hands?'
'Can you put your hands in your jacket pockets, you know, like James Dean or Bob Dylan?'
'My jacket's too tight and the pockets are too high.'
'Get a bigger jacket?'
'Do you see how long these sleeves are already?'
'Can you hook a thumb in your jeans?'
'Can you put your hands in your jacket pockets, you know, like James Dean or Bob Dylan?'
'My jacket's too tight and the pockets are too high.'
'Get a bigger jacket?'
'Do you see how long these sleeves are already?'
'Can you hook a thumb in your jeans?'
December 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
'I'm so nervous, what do I do with my hands?'
'Can you put your hands in your jacket pockets, you know, like James Dean or Bob Dylan?'
'My jacket's too tight and the pockets are too high.'
'Get a bigger jacket?'
'Do you see how long these sleeves are already?'
'Can you hook a thumb in your jeans?'
'Can you put your hands in your jacket pockets, you know, like James Dean or Bob Dylan?'
'My jacket's too tight and the pockets are too high.'
'Get a bigger jacket?'
'Do you see how long these sleeves are already?'
'Can you hook a thumb in your jeans?'
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They are absolutely going to blame this guy for everything huh
December 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
They are absolutely going to blame this guy for everything huh
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Pat peed his pants in Costco pass it on
December 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Pat peed his pants in Costco pass it on
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excited to read a longform article about the collapse of this project (est: 1-3 deaths) in eighteen months or so.
Belgian crypto billionaire Olivier Janssens is planning to establish a "libertarian community" with its own legal system in Saint Kitts and Nevis.
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the ‘Dubai of the Caribbean’
Belgian crypto-billionaire wants to build the 'Dubai of the Caribbean'
www.brusselstimes.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 AM
excited to read a longform article about the collapse of this project (est: 1-3 deaths) in eighteen months or so.
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I would much rather die of a heart attack than dementia, so this seems directly actionable for me.
"Higher intake of high-fat cheese and high-fat cream was associated with a lower risk of all-cause dementia."
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
Results of a 25-year prospective study of ~27,000 participants.
The purported benefit was not linked to APOE4 carriers or low-fat cheese intake
www.neurology.org/doi/full/10....
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I would much rather die of a heart attack than dementia, so this seems directly actionable for me.