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two goblins in a trenchcoat
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(they/them) the boi of your dreams. trekker, baker, trans educator. Wife Guy to @avoidanceparty.
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Hell yeah, I fuck with AI

I fuck with

Abolishing
Ice
January 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Folks, please don’t tell artists they shouldn’t be making or selling their art right now. For many, it’s how they pay the bills. Art is vital during times like this. ALL ART. Whether it’s a protest sign or a book cover or just a beautiful drawing. It’s part of the heart of humanity.
January 28, 2026 at 6:33 PM
oatmeal for breakfast, wheat berry salad for lunch, by dinner I will be a horse
January 28, 2026 at 5:30 PM
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A grape growing on a vine doesn't know if it will wind up as a fine wine used to toast a bride and groom at a wedding, or as a raisinete stuck to the floor of a movie theater screening a Minions movie. Such is the nature of fate.
January 28, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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January 27, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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Official Starfleet Medical Credo.

*Noli nocere, irreverentiam prohibe.
January 27, 2026 at 2:10 PM
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Abolish DHS. If you can imagine a world before Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, you can imagine a world without the Department of Homeland Security. My latest at @startribune.com. (gift link)
Perry: Abolish ICE? How about DHS altogether.
"We have models for how to structure federal immigration oversight that doesn't rely on an unaccountable masked secret police force running rampant in our streets," David M. Perry writes.
www.startribune.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
January 23, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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When Mr. Rogers said “look for the helpers” he meant also in ourselves
January 23, 2026 at 12:57 AM
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[voicemail from the vet clinic just now] we’ve been trying to reach you about your cat’s extended warranty
January 20, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The eternal question: do I want more nachos because my stomach is hungry, or because my mouth wants the good mouth feelings?
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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as performance art, this is infinitely better than anything you could generate with AI
January 19, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 2:19 AM
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Hello and welcome to my den of iniquity and my kitchen of villainy and my living room of impropriety and my garage of knavery and my
January 17, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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I'm fully confident literary magazines will survive the AI apocalypse. There is no better time to become a creative writer. You already have an inside track because most people have never even heard of these things that can never die. We will be here with the cockroaches and Taco Bell
January 16, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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6. Some more reasons, which I collected on this piece of paper in 2015, and remain possibly even more relevant in the frightening new world of 2026.
January 14, 2026 at 2:03 PM
ok I’m doing it I’m going to do drag night
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
They’re evil. That’s the only pejorative you need.
begging people to stop doing sanism and fatphobia with regards to the evil bastards making life a living hell.

you don't need to malign trump's weight. it's not necessary to call elon musk insane. you can simply say they're evil and move on.

please. be as intersectional as you claim to be.
January 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Part of me feels really stupid for being this stressed about a meat raffle when democracy is crumbling. But this fundraiser will help pay for progressive grassroots organizing in my hometown. And it’s better than inertia.
January 9, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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Card of the day: ACE OF BLADES. Blades represent mental activity, intellect, thought and decision. It is the suit of the deliberate mind and its rational abilities, capable of piercing distraction and illusion to arrive at truth.
#TrekSky #TarotSky #StarTrek #Tarot #StarTrekTarot StarTrekTarot.com
January 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
At what point am I no longer “recovering from Covid” exhausted and just “everything happens so much” exhausted?
January 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM