Aunticlaus 🤶
@aunticles.bsky.social
Sweary Jewish Marilla Cuthbert. She/her. Books. I keep them, read them, try to write them. Twitter: @k8marsh NEW Insta: @katemarshwriting
I will never try to sell you dodgy Oasis tickets
I will never try to sell you dodgy Oasis tickets
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@aunticles.bsky.social
· Aug 23
If anyone on here follows me on Instagram, please note that my Insta account has been hacked. It's not me trying to flog you dodgy Oasis tickets! Sorry about that. Lots of people have reported it now so I hope they will shut the account down
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You’ve seen the signs: ‘Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted’. They lie. In the UK ‘trespass’ is a civil offence, not a criminal one. You cannot face prosecution simply for being on someone’s land, off a designated Right of Way, open access land, or land where bylaws permit access, without permission.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
You’ve seen the signs: ‘Trespassers Will Be Prosecuted’. They lie. In the UK ‘trespass’ is a civil offence, not a criminal one. You cannot face prosecution simply for being on someone’s land, off a designated Right of Way, open access land, or land where bylaws permit access, without permission.
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Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage on.ft.com/3M2AYkD
Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage
Surprise move from chancellor means some university graduates in England may have to pay back debts sooner
on.ft.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Threshold for repaying student loans to converge with minimum wage on.ft.com/3M2AYkD
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it would be cool if there were at least the possibility of making a living as a writer
November 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
it would be cool if there were at least the possibility of making a living as a writer
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#GMB discussing @zackpolanski.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
#GMB discussing @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Fun Tip: Pretend you’re at a hotel buffet every morning by holding your plate while you’re waiting for your toast.
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RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 AM
RIP Udo Kier, a true original
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his one and only social media post:
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his one and only social media post:
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That's some really good communication there.
“If you go back a million minutes, you reach 2023. Go back a billion minutes, you reach the Roman Empire — that’s the scale of inequality we’re living with.”
Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK discussing inequality and why a wealth tax should be in the budget
Zack Polanski on #BBCLauraK discussing inequality and why a wealth tax should be in the budget
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
That's some really good communication there.
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*Goodfellas voice* as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a fat bottomed girl. To me, being a fat bottomed girl was better than being the president of the United States. I just wanted to make the rocking world go round.
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
*Goodfellas voice* as far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a fat bottomed girl. To me, being a fat bottomed girl was better than being the president of the United States. I just wanted to make the rocking world go round.
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This has lost me thousands of pounds (not to mention book sales) and put me in a state of terror and panic. I urge anyone thinking of moving their list from Substack, or wanting to know more about how Substack works, to read it....
I'm not going back to Substack. I will continue to post my newsletters from Ghost. But I did have to get back in there, just to post this and let people who thought I'd vanished know about this utter nightmare: substack.com/home/post/p-...
An Explanation (Which I Would Be Very Grateful If You Took The Time To Read)
What follows is a minor modern horror story.
substack.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This has lost me thousands of pounds (not to mention book sales) and put me in a state of terror and panic. I urge anyone thinking of moving their list from Substack, or wanting to know more about how Substack works, to read it....
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I'm not going back to Substack. I will continue to post my newsletters from Ghost. But I did have to get back in there, just to post this and let people who thought I'd vanished know about this utter nightmare: substack.com/home/post/p-...
An Explanation (Which I Would Be Very Grateful If You Took The Time To Read)
What follows is a minor modern horror story.
substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'm not going back to Substack. I will continue to post my newsletters from Ghost. But I did have to get back in there, just to post this and let people who thought I'd vanished know about this utter nightmare: substack.com/home/post/p-...
Me as your Bsky therapist
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Me as your Bsky therapist
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You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You don't have to choose sides. You can dislike everybody. A true hater knows this.
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All the ways the next generation gives me a lot of hope. A thread/
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
All the ways the next generation gives me a lot of hope. A thread/
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As the UK prepares to follow a country whose policies have discrimination baked in - and, as the article tells, vigorously defended by the white establishment, which continues to refuse to return children they have given away.
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 AM
As the UK prepares to follow a country whose policies have discrimination baked in - and, as the article tells, vigorously defended by the white establishment, which continues to refuse to return children they have given away.
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Important: Read Dan's thread and then fill out the consultation on the link at the end
It's very important for as many of you as possible to take part
It's very important for as many of you as possible to take part
I am currently, because I know how to enjoy a Saturday morning, writing some guidance for people on filling this consultation in. As I do several things are highly apparent. Before I go through them though I don't want this to put people off of filling it in. It is important to do so nonetheless. 1/
Government has today published its consultation into "earned settlement", the forward alone contains a hot mess of misrepresentation of the current system by the Home Secretary. I would strongly urge anyone affected by the current system to respond.
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/691edd...
assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/691edd...
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Important: Read Dan's thread and then fill out the consultation on the link at the end
It's very important for as many of you as possible to take part
It's very important for as many of you as possible to take part
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🎵These are a few of my favorite things🎵
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
🎵These are a few of my favorite things🎵
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happening across media
"According to the report, [...]during the 2024-25 television season, queer characters increased across platforms by 4%, bringing the total to 489. However, the Thursday report found that 41% of those characters will not return." www.thewrap.com/glaad-where-...
Nearly Half of All LGBTQ+ Characters Will Disappear From TV Next Season, GLAAD Study Finds
The 2024-25 TV season recorded 489 queer characters across broadcast, cable and screenings, but cancellations and plot find a deep decline to come
www.thewrap.com
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
happening across media
Excellent news. It was gutting when Labour ousted from his Kemptown seat, where he was very popular and did great work. Would love to see him back there as a Green MP 💚
"I always believed in working with people to achieve the best for our city..."
@russell-moyle.co.uk on the reason he decided to leave the Labour Party for the Green Party.
@russell-moyle.co.uk on the reason he decided to leave the Labour Party for the Green Party.
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Excellent news. It was gutting when Labour ousted from his Kemptown seat, where he was very popular and did great work. Would love to see him back there as a Green MP 💚
Thinking of those taken from us too soon 💕🕯️
If you're trans or non-binary and struggling, please ring 116 123 to go through to Samaritans 24/7. You can also reach out to Switchboard: switchboard.lgbt
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November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Thinking of those taken from us too soon 💕🕯️
I don't give a fuck about stinging criticism. I want the murdering bastard prosecuted and prevented from ever holding office again
The one thing the useless incompetent Boris Johnson clung on to for his failed premiership was the UK’s Covid response. Turns out he killed 20,000 people.
‘Too little, too late’: damning report condemns UK’s Covid response
Report on handling of pandemic contains stinging criticism of ‘toxic and chaotic’ culture inside Boris Johnson’s No 10
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I don't give a fuck about stinging criticism. I want the murdering bastard prosecuted and prevented from ever holding office again
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This is the most incorrect take I've seen on Bluesky.
Man you guys gotta be more normal about the one guy on your train not wearing headphones, it's annoying but it's not, like, a decay of society level issue.
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This is the most incorrect take I've seen on Bluesky.
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Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Not to yuck peoples yum but if they can let Patton Oswalt back in for doing the exact same damn thing then they can also reinstate Link.
Cannot express how much better I'm feeling about my WIP having read this
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Cannot express how much better I'm feeling about my WIP having read this
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Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.
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well well well it seems you logged me out without asking me and NOW you want ME to log back in before you'll complete my order??? well joke's on BOTH OF US i don't know how to DO that so NO SALES FOR YOU and NO WEIRD KNITTED ROCKET SWEATERS FOR ME I GUESS
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
well well well it seems you logged me out without asking me and NOW you want ME to log back in before you'll complete my order??? well joke's on BOTH OF US i don't know how to DO that so NO SALES FOR YOU and NO WEIRD KNITTED ROCKET SWEATERS FOR ME I GUESS