AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
Alaska to New Mexico by way of Florida. Online since forever. He/Him. Squandering my education.
#toastie #mankanaut
#toastie #mankanaut
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AV Hiero
@avhiero.bsky.social
· Oct 31
8 foot ratcheting tie downs.
We all gotta start doing some novenas to st. anthony guys. Get him to appear to Leo and get him to add this to the catechism.
i would like to suggest a deal with catholicism. if your ‘pope’ starts mercilessly beating people for breaches of airplane etiquette, i will convert
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We all gotta start doing some novenas to st. anthony guys. Get him to appear to Leo and get him to add this to the catechism.
It occurs to me that some of you do not know The Jazz Butcher's work and may not fully appreciate how esoteric my dog's proper name is.
Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present
YouTube video by The Jazz Butcher - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It occurs to me that some of you do not know The Jazz Butcher's work and may not fully appreciate how esoteric my dog's proper name is.
🤦
(I say face palm emoji but really we need an emoji for "pinching the bridge of your nose)
(I say face palm emoji but really we need an emoji for "pinching the bridge of your nose)
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
🤦
(I say face palm emoji but really we need an emoji for "pinching the bridge of your nose)
(I say face palm emoji but really we need an emoji for "pinching the bridge of your nose)
Can't fool me, that's bismuth
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Can't fool me, that's bismuth
If you take out the nuts it's Chess Pie which is also a celebrated and delightful pie with a long cultural history.
The idea that a blob of (half caramelized) sugar and some nuts is some how less just because I no longer have to portion out my shoe to make it last a year is... simply unrecognizable.
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
If you take out the nuts it's Chess Pie which is also a celebrated and delightful pie with a long cultural history.
Pupdate: Carolinbe Wheeler's Birthday Present extremely does not like Luffy having treats even when given at the same time.
November 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Pupdate: Carolinbe Wheeler's Birthday Present extremely does not like Luffy having treats even when given at the same time.
Yeah I mean I love it but also I'm just weirdly glad to live in a world where it exists?
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah I mean I love it but also I'm just weirdly glad to live in a world where it exists?
Alice's Restaurant - Original 1967 Recording
YouTube video by Stiletto
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Dognapped my friends dog for the day which is great because I need Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present to be willing to go to sleep by like 2.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Dognapped my friends dog for the day which is great because I need Caroline Wheeler's Birthday Present to be willing to go to sleep by like 2.
Every couple years I remember that thing I watched as a kid and have to search for whatever bit popped into my head and every time I end up reading the wiki page and think "surely not"
No other country would've come up with The Peanut Butter Solution, a horrifying fever dream
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Every couple years I remember that thing I watched as a kid and have to search for whatever bit popped into my head and every time I end up reading the wiki page and think "surely not"
Why have pie-perverts decided it is acceptable to air their grievances tonight? Is everyone with more than 1K followers a weird paid skeeter covering up a scandal? Did trump die 4 hours ago but Miller payed the skeeters to distract us by claiming pecan pie is bad?
is @brendelbored.bsky.social an op?
is @brendelbored.bsky.social an op?
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Why have pie-perverts decided it is acceptable to air their grievances tonight? Is everyone with more than 1K followers a weird paid skeeter covering up a scandal? Did trump die 4 hours ago but Miller payed the skeeters to distract us by claiming pecan pie is bad?
is @brendelbored.bsky.social an op?
is @brendelbored.bsky.social an op?
I dunno what is causing the general concept of pie to be discourse tonight but I would like to remind everyone that you swap peanuts into a pecan pie recipe and it is delightful
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I dunno what is causing the general concept of pie to be discourse tonight but I would like to remind everyone that you swap peanuts into a pecan pie recipe and it is delightful
each moon presumable has a were-effect, which could combine creating not just three different kinds of werewolves but a truly lovecraftian werewerewerewolf
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
each moon presumable has a were-effect, which could combine creating not just three different kinds of werewolves but a truly lovecraftian werewerewerewolf
Dogs snoring.
reskeet if you agree.
reskeet if you agree.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dogs snoring.
reskeet if you agree.
reskeet if you agree.
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My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
How fucked is Target? No overtime the week of black friday fucked.
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
How fucked is Target? No overtime the week of black friday fucked.
about ~92-93 we settled on pork baby back ribs for christmas, this was kept up to at least ~2011.
Since living alone (~8 years) I have settled on tamales for thanksgiving and bourbon for christmas.
Since living alone (~8 years) I have settled on tamales for thanksgiving and bourbon for christmas.
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
about ~92-93 we settled on pork baby back ribs for christmas, this was kept up to at least ~2011.
Since living alone (~8 years) I have settled on tamales for thanksgiving and bourbon for christmas.
Since living alone (~8 years) I have settled on tamales for thanksgiving and bourbon for christmas.
All I'm gonna say is: if I said anything more specific than this vague sentence I would be run off the internet.
November 24, 2025 at 11:02 PM
All I'm gonna say is: if I said anything more specific than this vague sentence I would be run off the internet.
ALSO: Americans eat turkey all the damn time. Every good bbq joint does smoked turkey, turkey legs are a classic Event food, every deli and sandwich shop does half a dozen turkey sandwiches, your nearest diner does an open face turkey with gravy. Ground turkey and turkey bacon are in every store.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ALSO: Americans eat turkey all the damn time. Every good bbq joint does smoked turkey, turkey legs are a classic Event food, every deli and sandwich shop does half a dozen turkey sandwiches, your nearest diner does an open face turkey with gravy. Ground turkey and turkey bacon are in every store.
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Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Wheatpasted outside the Metro in #OccupiedDC
Freshman year of highschool I took two math classes instead of one and then I had depression in my 20s
November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Freshman year of highschool I took two math classes instead of one and then I had depression in my 20s
A perfect angel when she isn't being a menace to the entire house.
November 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A perfect angel when she isn't being a menace to the entire house.
Everything about this and Amanda's related thread is real/great but I also am constantly yelling about how none of this was "tradition" until like 2001. Ugly sweaters were a joke at our grandparents' expense not a competition. Lights were a thing that we made fun of in movies.
I’m going to talk about what it’s like to grow up Jewish in America, but not the way you’ve probably heard. I didn’t realize it at the time, but I had an incredibly special childhood as an American Jewish kid. I grew up in Beverly Hills, surrounded by other Jewish kids.
Someone come slap the phone out of my hand before I writes thread about why I hate Ugly “Holiday” Sweater parties
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Everything about this and Amanda's related thread is real/great but I also am constantly yelling about how none of this was "tradition" until like 2001. Ugly sweaters were a joke at our grandparents' expense not a competition. Lights were a thing that we made fun of in movies.
Crichton, Clancy, King, Grisham. The kings of airport novels that kids read a little too young.
Micheal Crichton Too Young feels like an entire pseudo generation
November 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Crichton, Clancy, King, Grisham. The kings of airport novels that kids read a little too young.