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“I don't know how much value I have in this universe, but I do know that I've made a few people happier than they would have been without me, and as long as I know that, I'm as rich as I ever need to be.”

Robin Williams
pocket computer is defender
what you’ve gotta do

is put your finger in the a-hole

*bass drops*
and Kevin is also now a whole lot like almost every Jason Statham character
Kevin, having never recovered from his childhood experiences, lives a reclusive life not unlike his older neighbour from the 1st movie.

But when a local boy’s parents’ are kidnapped by ICE, leaving him alone, Kevin realizes he has something he can teach the boy to protect him from the ICE Bandits.
Home Alone, but Kevin does that shit to ICE agents, would make one billion dollars
giving them all the hopium for another season
gonna be so many paedoballs in there
It looks even worse by video 😢
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It's Diwali proper, so I'm going to use this opportunity to port over one of my favorite threads from the Other Place to tell the story of why this holiday matters so much and why i get choked up every time.
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Thinking of this quote from a bench along the Seawall in Vancouver:

“Do not complain about the rain
Think of all the raindrops that are missing you”
YOU DO NOT DO THAT.
liquidate profiteers
“Average musician makes $12 a month on Spotify. The fact that they are not even able to sell a record and it’s taken from them by rich motherfuckers on streaming platforms who get paid royally by record labels,Ticketmaster, merch companies. They’re all fucking getting paid, except for the musician.”
Garbage’s Shirley Manson Speaks Out Against Music Industry Economics: “This Is An Alarm Call”
Just before they kicked off their current run of dates, the ’90s alt-rock greats Garbage announced that it would be their final North American headline tour. When the band played at Denver’s Mission B...
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so much for a big tent with room for everybody

that’s not how partisan philosophy works
The BC Conservative caucus is down 5 since the election one year ago tomorrow. Two have been booted from caucus (Dallas Brodie and Elenore Sturko) and after tomorrow three (Tara Armstrong, Jordan Kealy and Boultbee) have quit. #bcpoli
OSPREY

the Organization for Secrecy, Protection, Recon, Espionage & Yachting

because justice never sleeps in on a river
Who's solving the Louvre robbery?

Right answers only
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NEW - Penticton-Summerland MLA Amelia Boultbee has scheduled a press conference for tomorrow morning to announce her plans to leave the BC Conservative caucus over her concerns about John Rustad’s leadership. She expected to sit as an independent. #bcpoli
Was that the really nice black one?
when I’m looking at the race timings and I see BOR, I know his name is Bortoleto but I read Boromir every single time
probably have the idea and forget to execute 😂
don’t listen to them Mr. Bear, they’re just jealous
WELCOME TO THE LEAGUE TOM WILLANDER 👏👏👏

power play goal from one of our top prospects and we’re tied 2-2

#AbbyCanucks
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I'm not sure anyone believes Twitch when they say safety is their highest priority.

They really said this after it happened:

"The safety and security of all those attending TwitchCon is our highest priority."
The person who assaulted her shouldn't just receive a lifetime ban. They should pursue criminal charges.

If you can't ensure the safety of women with security detail what message does that send to smaller streamers with none

www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
Twitch Issues Statement After Emiru Assault At TwitchCon
Twitch streamer and high-profile cosplayer Emiru was assaulted at TwitchCon yesterday by a fan, and Twitch has issued a statement many don't accept.
www.forbes.com
ARREST THIS SCUM
The person who assaulted her shouldn't just receive a lifetime ban. They should pursue criminal charges.

If you can't ensure the safety of women with security detail what message does that send to smaller streamers with none

www.forbes.com/sites/paulta...
Twitch Issues Statement After Emiru Assault At TwitchCon
Twitch streamer and high-profile cosplayer Emiru was assaulted at TwitchCon yesterday by a fan, and Twitch has issued a statement many don't accept.
www.forbes.com
KRAVTSOV SCORES!

KAMBEITZ FIGHTS!

excellent start to the 2nd period and we’re heading to the power play

2-1 Laval
#AbbyCanucks
YOU DO NOT BAN A BODYGUARD
absolutely shocking failure at twitchcon, jeeeeeezuz 🤯
aw fuck

2-0 Laval and they’re heading to a power play

#AbbyCanucks
lol Laval Rocket use Bobby Roode’s Glorious theme song as their game win celly