Edzio
@dwightwedding.bsky.social
I might have screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
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Edzio
@dwightwedding.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I am against all forms of inhumane punishment, even for the perpetrators of the most heinous acts, so if that's the energy you're bringing to my timeline then you are not my people. I'm probably gonna unfollow, if not block you.
@ewacat.bsky.social
🚨Beluga alert, Beluga alert🚨
🚨Beluga alert, Beluga alert🚨
Wondered what the hell this was flying overhead. Turns out it’s an aptly named Airbus Beluga
February 4, 2026 at 3:35 PM
@ewacat.bsky.social
🚨Beluga alert, Beluga alert🚨
🚨Beluga alert, Beluga alert🚨
There's a special place in hip-hop hell for Rapper's Delight. You'd hope that the breakthrough hit of an entire genre could at least have been a decent one but that's what we're stuck with.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 AM
There's a special place in hip-hop hell for Rapper's Delight. You'd hope that the breakthrough hit of an entire genre could at least have been a decent one but that's what we're stuck with.
You know that rare occasion when a Proper Grown Up follows you back and you get that sinking feeling that you might have to stop posting dick jokes and start posting serious shit about your actual job?
February 4, 2026 at 9:01 AM
You know that rare occasion when a Proper Grown Up follows you back and you get that sinking feeling that you might have to stop posting dick jokes and start posting serious shit about your actual job?
Interview day
giz a job go on giz it written on a screen
Alt: Boys from the blackstuff.
"Giz a job"
media.tenor.com
February 4, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Interview day
I got 99 solutions but a bitch ain't one
"saying 'women are the problem' is the lazy way of saying 'women are the solution'"
February 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I got 99 solutions but a bitch ain't one
Apropos The Discourse, I happen to know The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, and she ain't white.
February 3, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Apropos The Discourse, I happen to know The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, and she ain't white.
Starmer's best Pokémon is Magikarp
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Starmer's best Pokémon is Magikarp
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Penetration Cum Blast
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Penetration Cum Blast
5 Classes you took in university:
1. Metals and life
2. Drug design and synthesis
3. Paediatric biochemistry
4. Endocrinology
5. Laboratory medicine for transgender patients
1. Metals and life
2. Drug design and synthesis
3. Paediatric biochemistry
4. Endocrinology
5. Laboratory medicine for transgender patients
5 Classes you took in university:
1. British and Irish Novels of the 1980's
2. Public Relations
3. Future Media
4. Victorian Literature
5. Feature Writing
1. British and Irish Novels of the 1980's
2. Public Relations
3. Future Media
4. Victorian Literature
5. Feature Writing
5 classes you took in university
1. Introduction to Byzantine History
2. Beowulf and Anglo-Saxon Cultural History
3. The Reformation in Mecklenburg
4. German literature of the Crusades
5. NT Greek
1. Introduction to Byzantine History
2. Beowulf and Anglo-Saxon Cultural History
3. The Reformation in Mecklenburg
4. German literature of the Crusades
5. NT Greek
February 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
5 Classes you took in university:
1. Metals and life
2. Drug design and synthesis
3. Paediatric biochemistry
4. Endocrinology
5. Laboratory medicine for transgender patients
1. Metals and life
2. Drug design and synthesis
3. Paediatric biochemistry
4. Endocrinology
5. Laboratory medicine for transgender patients
Will the curse of 2016 never end?
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Will the curse of 2016 never end?
I got 95 theses but a bitch ain't one
I may have a stroke.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
Someone said protests don’t belong in church and it took every ounce of self-censure within me not to say “Deborah you are literally a Protestant.”
A PROTESTant.
I assume they think Luther was nailing Bed, Bath, & Beyond coupons to the door.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I got 95 theses but a bitch ain't one
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Ban on them unless you can prove you need it for work, and even then, ban on them & SUVs being over a certain size too. They're a fucking menace.
Dangerous, grotesque and unnecessary. Get them out of our cities and towns. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Number of US-style ‘battering ram’ pickup trucks on UK roads has nearly doubled in a decade
Exclusive: Campaigners say ‘menacing vehicles’ are putting children at risk owing to their large front blind zones
www.theguardian.com
January 27, 2026 at 9:19 AM
Ban on them unless you can prove you need it for work, and even then, ban on them & SUVs being over a certain size too. They're a fucking menace.
So the Everest event on Gladiators involves... a window?
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
So the Everest event on Gladiators involves... a window?
Everything may be going to shit but tonight is a steak and wine date with The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, so it's not all bad.
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Everything may be going to shit but tonight is a steak and wine date with The Most Beautiful Woman In The World, so it's not all bad.
Glamorous loo roll
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Glamorous loo roll
Over-indulgence
The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
January 22, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Over-indulgence
Someone's having a meeting in the office, I haven't had anything to eat, I haven't taken my meds and the library computer has just frozen on me. Looks like I'm not getting anything done today...
January 21, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Someone's having a meeting in the office, I haven't had anything to eat, I haven't taken my meds and the library computer has just frozen on me. Looks like I'm not getting anything done today...
It's a penguin's life in Camelot
I have to speak in grammelot
I have to speak in grammelot
Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 21, 2026 at 8:40 AM
It's a penguin's life in Camelot
I have to speak in grammelot
I have to speak in grammelot
Jokes aside, do any visually impaired people have opinions regarding alt text? There's a lot of chat about it on this app but I've no idea how many of the people in the discussion are actually using it for accessibility. Would be useful to hear from them.
Can blind people recognise simile? Truly one of life's mysteries, I guess there's simply no way of knowing.
January 20, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Jokes aside, do any visually impaired people have opinions regarding alt text? There's a lot of chat about it on this app but I've no idea how many of the people in the discussion are actually using it for accessibility. Would be useful to hear from them.
Does anybody happen to know anything about clinical biochemistry? I've got an interview soon and I'm coming to the realisation that I don't really know anything...
January 20, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Does anybody happen to know anything about clinical biochemistry? I've got an interview soon and I'm coming to the realisation that I don't really know anything...
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People create memes, spend hours on photoshop and even burn the planet with AI and it's this that makes me guffaw in the office.
Labour candidate quits claiming her ‘face doesn’t fit’ – but the party doesn’t agree
Labour candidate quits claiming her ‘face doesn’t fit’ – but the party doesn’t agree
A leading Labour member in Wigan has quit the party saying she is ‘fed up’ with their direction and that ‘her face dosesn’t fit’.
dlvr.it
January 20, 2026 at 1:03 PM
People create memes, spend hours on photoshop and even burn the planet with AI and it's this that makes me guffaw in the office.
Rawdogging Monday morning with no coffee. Pray for me.
January 19, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Rawdogging Monday morning with no coffee. Pray for me.