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*ted danson voice*

the ATLANTIC got it???
January 25, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I recommend not watching the videos, which are chaotic and gut-wrenching, and instead going through Bellingcat's analysis.

This man appeared to be zero threat, while the officers were overly-aggressive, agitated, and clearly primed to used lethal force.
Multiple federal agents can later be seen struggling with the man who is shot. One federal agent is seen approaching with empty hands, before reaching around the man’s waist.
January 24, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
January 24, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Shelved by Genre from @rangedtouch.bsky.social is a good podcast that you should listen to.
January 23, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Caleb Williams procrastinating just like me

youtube.com/shorts/LcvjE...
Deadline mode
YouTube video by Digitally Baffled
youtube.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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The Texans defense whenever they on the sideline
January 18, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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If you see that BIG HOPS is made by 1 guy anywhere that is NOT true at all.

We had a big team of skilled, smart, funny people and I will not accept being credited that way.

It was my vision and I did a lot of jobs, but everyone in this list deserves the credit and praise: bsky.app/starter-pack...
January 17, 2026 at 10:09 PM
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NEW VIDEO ALERT:
230 games came out on Steam the first week of 2026. I looked at every page to see what I could learn about the state of Steam. It made me feel like I was dying.

youtu.be/Yjf-GPp3n5k
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Is it better for football if Rodgers retires? Yes.

Is it amusing for me if we get to see him smashed into the turf for another 18 games? Also yes?
January 13, 2026 at 2:00 PM
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This is why I'm disappointed we stopped calling these idiots weirdos and freaks

Their entire worldview is based on conforming to an image they have for themselves, the world, etc. If you upset that image, you damage them.
This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
DA BEARS
January 11, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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i do not want the state to have the authority to kill people! not random mothers driving by! not people the state thinks look like they could commit crimes! not people who we think probably did commit crimes! not people who definitely, absolutely committed crimes! no one!!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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Morning. If you're waking up to a feed full of vague "wtf" it is because the US bombed Venezuela overnight and kidnapped its president

That's where to start if you're catching up. Good luck
January 3, 2026 at 12:10 PM
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Propaganda you agree with is STILL propaganda.

People in Canada DO go bankrupt from medical bills and illness related work loss, they just are more often tied to medication costs than hospital visits or procedure costs
Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:

🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
🇮🇪 0
🇮🇹 0
🇯🇵 0
🇳🇱 0
🇳🇴 0
🇵🇹 0
🇪🇸 0
🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸 530,000

There’s a lesson there.
January 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
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With a knock on your door, a kindly wizard invites you to join us on Shelved By Genre's LORD OF THE YEAR, in which we will consider the popular but contested works of JRR Tolkien, kicking things off with a long rumination upon the first four chapters of THE HOBBIT: rangedtouch.com/2026/01/02/t...
January 2, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I call this one “listening to audiobooks”
Start audio book
Listen until you get distracted
Say aloud: “shit, what just happened?”

Flip coin:
heads :”fuck it, I’ll figure it out from context”
Tails: “reverse in 30 second increments until you remember the story”

Repeat until the audiobook is done.
I need everyone to make a shitpost game that fits into at most 3 posts on here before the end of the year otherwise thr sun will not rise again
Not enough shitpost games though
December 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Watching Wizard of Oz with my kids: “the munchkins eggs are big, whatever laid them must be huge”

Of all the mid 2000s webcomics art I’m surprised I’ve never seen an Aliens of Oz mashup.
December 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
2025 Reading List:
I read a ton this year. A lot of old, some new. Here are my favourite from each month.

Jan: Sea of Tranquility by Emily St John Mandel.

Feb: Beasts Made of Night by Tochi Onyebuchi

Mar: The River Has Roots by Amal El-Mohtar
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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chat gpt generate me a WR room please
December 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Sorry We're Closed is free on Epic Games Store for the next 24 hours. Another mystery freebie tomorrow buff.ly/aadJJDg
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM