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Bafflegabs
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Senior Producer at Smartless Media, formerly Earwolf. Staying Alive/ClueLess/Bad Dates/Just Jack & Will/HDTGM/Get Played/Comedy Bang Bang/Video Archives/Unspooled.

Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.
Pinned
My new album Blame It On My Zodiac is available now exclusively on my Bandcamp!! You can stream it or buy it there, but go check it out, won’t you? I gave it every micron of energy I had and I’m very proud of it. Out everywhere else next Friday!

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Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.
www.pressherald.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Benicio, in character as Sensei.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
It’s Bandcamp Friday, I have a brand new EP out for you! It’s the last piece of the puzzle for my album Blame It On My Zodiac, why not buy that on CD? The Haunted House EP has Beach Boys, Cheap Trick, Tom Lehrer covers & 2 bonus tracks! Get into it!

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Haunted House EP, by Painkiller The Pigeon
8 track album
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Fasciotone For The Painfully Alone.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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check out bright ice over here
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
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After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.

18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
A lady last night on the UK version of The Floor couldn’t remember Mark Zuckerberg’s name from his photo, and guessed “Zack Handleberg,” which is a little better than reality.
February 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Věra, a true hero, an icon. Daisies yes absolutely, but Fruit Of Paradise, baby. Something Different, darlin’. Panelstory, mama. Traps, queen. Wolf’s Hole, snookums. The Very Late Afternoon Of A Faun, commodore. And so on.
HBD Vera Chytilová, one of the all-time greats imo and also dare I say it a bit of a hottie
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Abolish ICE.

There’s no reforming it.

There’s no compromise.

There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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The techno-fascist pedophile axis is aligned on destroying democracy. Good to know!
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Going to sleep listening to Professor Bernice Summerfield stories, as I do most evenings.
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 AM
I am now at my second karaoke venue of the night, Anne having headed off to bed. Set list so far: My Life (Joel), Green River, Dancing In The Dark, Let’s Dance, Pressure (Joel), just about to do Making Plans For Nigel. San Fran karaoke is absolutely fucking lit, there are some ringers here lol
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Such a good Bad Dates show today at Cobb’s, will you look at this absolute crew of gold-plated sweeties? Then we went for clam chowder and a rib eye at Betty Lou’s, the move.
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
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It must be lovely to be Captain Hastings. Traipse around the country after your twitchy boyfriend, understanding absolutely nothing, saying "by Jove" every so often, drinking tea
February 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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The pure cruelty of putting a five year old through all this for absolutely no benefit to anyone or anything
February 1, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Hit up the breakfast buffet at the hotel, and I did end up eating with and being told quite a lot of the internal gossip of the Kids In The Hall, which was unexpected lol.
February 1, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Getting a wine at the hotel bar, behind me waiting to order are Robert Odenkirk, Kristen Schaal, and several Kids from several Halls.
February 1, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Well, now that I’ve seen it, it’s pretty much exactly as demented an oversight that No Other Choice wasn’t even nominated for Best Foreign Film, like Decision To Leave before it. Oscars just don’t understand Park Chan-wook I guess, but these are like immaculate films, you guys.
February 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Leigh Brackett rules, one of my heroes. Oh, I just wrote The Big Sleep, The Long Goodbye, Empire Strikes Back, and Rio Bravo, enn bee dee.
Leigh Brackett was one hell of a great Sci-Fi and Noir author. Leigh wrote the original script for The Empire Strikes Back. She wrote three of Howard Hawks’ toughest Westerns and co-wrote two of the best Raymond Chandler movies ever made. She was also Ray Bradbury’s best friend.
February 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Some of the funnest evening Sketchfest shows are sold out (good!), and instead of trying to get into them anyway I thought “is there a movie playing nearby?” Yes, new Park Chan-wook is starting in five minutes a five minute walk away. Fuckin’ say no more, ain’t No Other Choice!
February 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM