Bafflegabs
@bafflegabs.bsky.social
Senior Producer at Smartless Media, formerly Earwolf. Staying Alive/ClueLess/Bad Dates/Just Jack & Will/HDTGM/Get Played/Comedy Bang Bang/Video Archives/Unspooled.
Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.
Character-wise, I’m kind of borderline shy/wild. I like to surf & turf, in that order.
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Bafflegabs
@bafflegabs.bsky.social
· Nov 21
My new album Blame It On My Zodiac is available now exclusively on my Bandcamp!! You can stream it or buy it there, but go check it out, won’t you? I gave it every micron of energy I had and I’m very proud of it. Out everywhere else next Friday!
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/blame-...
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/blame-...
Ahhh, this kind of wordplay just makes me too happy, I applauded in my apartment haha
February 10, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Ahhh, this kind of wordplay just makes me too happy, I applauded in my apartment haha
All I want is to watch Inland Empire WITH Laura Dern, this honestly doesn’t seem unreasonable.
Watch some of the lovely Laura Dern's Closet Picks on the Criterion Channel! ✨
TANNER '88
FANNY AND ALEXANDER
PERSONA
DIABOLIQUE
THE UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG
BELLE DE JOUR
DAVID LYNCH: THE ART LIFE
INLAND EMPIRE
SMOOTH TALK
ESSENTIAL FELLINI
SCORSESE SHORTS
TANNER '88
FANNY AND ALEXANDER
PERSONA
DIABOLIQUE
THE UMBRELLAS OF CHERBOURG
BELLE DE JOUR
DAVID LYNCH: THE ART LIFE
INLAND EMPIRE
SMOOTH TALK
ESSENTIAL FELLINI
SCORSESE SHORTS
Laura Dern’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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February 9, 2026 at 8:50 PM
All I want is to watch Inland Empire WITH Laura Dern, this honestly doesn’t seem unreasonable.
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
I am spending Super Bowl Sunday looking through my closet for a single piece of paper lol.
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
I am spending Super Bowl Sunday looking through my closet for a single piece of paper lol.
The point of a personal mini pizza is somewhat diminished if you just eat two of them at once, I suppose. The name for what I just ate is “one whole pizza.”
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
The point of a personal mini pizza is somewhat diminished if you just eat two of them at once, I suppose. The name for what I just ate is “one whole pizza.”
Yeah, well maybe you wouldn’t look like busted car upholstery if you threw a little bit of fuckin’ broccoli in the mix, chief.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Yeah, well maybe you wouldn’t look like busted car upholstery if you threw a little bit of fuckin’ broccoli in the mix, chief.
I’m working on rehabilitating my earliest Painkiller records, which have never really existed apart from on burned CDs for friends, I just found an old notebook with a few inspiring lines and managed to finish a 23 year old instrumental!! I have 7 unreleased albums lol, gotta fix this.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 AM
I’m working on rehabilitating my earliest Painkiller records, which have never really existed apart from on burned CDs for friends, I just found an old notebook with a few inspiring lines and managed to finish a 23 year old instrumental!! I have 7 unreleased albums lol, gotta fix this.
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My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
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Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
ICE detainees from Maine being held under ‘inhumane’ conditions in Mass. facility, attorneys say
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesperson said the allegations of overcrowding and lack of access to lawyers are false.
www.pressherald.com
February 7, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Concentration camps: stories of as many as 50 people to a cell — men and women in some cases — with no windows and limited airflow, a single camera-monitored toilet, aluminum blankets, no showers and poor quality food.
Benicio, in character as Sensei.
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 6, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Benicio, in character as Sensei.
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Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
It’s Bandcamp Friday, I have a brand new EP out for you! It’s the last piece of the puzzle for my album Blame It On My Zodiac, why not buy that on CD? The Haunted House EP has Beach Boys, Cheap Trick, Tom Lehrer covers & 2 bonus tracks! Get into it!
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/haunte...
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/haunte...
Haunted House EP, by Painkiller The Pigeon
8 track album
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
It’s Bandcamp Friday, I have a brand new EP out for you! It’s the last piece of the puzzle for my album Blame It On My Zodiac, why not buy that on CD? The Haunted House EP has Beach Boys, Cheap Trick, Tom Lehrer covers & 2 bonus tracks! Get into it!
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/haunte...
painkillerthepigeon.bandcamp.com/album/haunte...
Fasciotone For The Painfully Alone.
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Fasciotone For The Painfully Alone.
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check out bright ice over here
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:38 AM
check out bright ice over here
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Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
#Pinks #ProudBlue
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After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
February 5, 2026 at 1:41 PM
After 6am this morning in Whittier, Minneapolis—FOUR BLOCKS from where Pretti was murdered.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
18 agents with Homeland Security Investigations (HSI) markings smashed an apartment window, ran in, and came out with one man.
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“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
Pursued by federal agents, suburban ICE observers remain resolved
After a frightening pursuit by federal agents, suburban ICE observers say fear hasn’t stopped them from protecting their communities.
www.mprnews.org
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 PM
“If I am killed doing this, throw my body at the White House, martyr the shit out of me & raise hell. Do not be sad. Do not think I would do anything differently. I would do it over & over again — this is too important to sit down & shut up and not do anything.” www.mprnews.org/story/2026/0...
A lady last night on the UK version of The Floor couldn’t remember Mark Zuckerberg’s name from his photo, and guessed “Zack Handleberg,” which is a little better than reality.
February 3, 2026 at 9:54 PM
A lady last night on the UK version of The Floor couldn’t remember Mark Zuckerberg’s name from his photo, and guessed “Zack Handleberg,” which is a little better than reality.
Věra, a true hero, an icon. Daisies yes absolutely, but Fruit Of Paradise, baby. Something Different, darlin’. Panelstory, mama. Traps, queen. Wolf’s Hole, snookums. The Very Late Afternoon Of A Faun, commodore. And so on.
HBD Vera Chytilová, one of the all-time greats imo and also dare I say it a bit of a hottie
February 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Věra, a true hero, an icon. Daisies yes absolutely, but Fruit Of Paradise, baby. Something Different, darlin’. Panelstory, mama. Traps, queen. Wolf’s Hole, snookums. The Very Late Afternoon Of A Faun, commodore. And so on.
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Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
February 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Abolish ICE.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
There’s no reforming it.
There’s no compromise.
There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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The techno-fascist pedophile axis is aligned on destroying democracy. Good to know!
February 2, 2026 at 8:31 PM
The techno-fascist pedophile axis is aligned on destroying democracy. Good to know!
Going to sleep listening to Professor Bernice Summerfield stories, as I do most evenings.
February 2, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Going to sleep listening to Professor Bernice Summerfield stories, as I do most evenings.
I am now at my second karaoke venue of the night, Anne having headed off to bed. Set list so far: My Life (Joel), Green River, Dancing In The Dark, Let’s Dance, Pressure (Joel), just about to do Making Plans For Nigel. San Fran karaoke is absolutely fucking lit, there are some ringers here lol
February 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
I am now at my second karaoke venue of the night, Anne having headed off to bed. Set list so far: My Life (Joel), Green River, Dancing In The Dark, Let’s Dance, Pressure (Joel), just about to do Making Plans For Nigel. San Fran karaoke is absolutely fucking lit, there are some ringers here lol
Such a good Bad Dates show today at Cobb’s, will you look at this absolute crew of gold-plated sweeties? Then we went for clam chowder and a rib eye at Betty Lou’s, the move.
February 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Such a good Bad Dates show today at Cobb’s, will you look at this absolute crew of gold-plated sweeties? Then we went for clam chowder and a rib eye at Betty Lou’s, the move.
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When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up