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Bailey Poletti
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PhD in medieval apocalyptic history, esp. 900-1100, but I try to read broadly. Trying my hand at fiction. All prophecies my own (and most likely wrong). He/him.
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Medieval Authors: "Do you think the Greeks might have been the baddies?"

Roman Authors: "Do you think the Greeks might have been the baddies?"

Greek Authors (including Homer): "Do you think the Greeks might have been the baddies?"

Americans: "Look at me: I'm sacking Troy!"
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Please read this, it’s more coherent than the thoughts of the richest assholes in the world, although that’s not saying much.
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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My son is currently very fond of the Space Shuttle but calls it the “Space Shovel.”

FYI if you are a new parent — write these cute linguistic quirks down somewhere because they *will* disappear one day and you *will* forget them.
February 17, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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I'm sure we've all seen the graphic that lays out the United States ' relationship with slavery. It's good, but I never thought it was quite impactful enough. So I made my own.

I've used a few key events, including my birth, to highlight how recent these events are in history.

1 square = 1 year.
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
SP...

"Yes..."

...AR...

"Yes...!"

...TA...

"YES!!!"

...N.

"Awww, dammit!"

[Spartacus fans disperse]
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
This 🧵 is grade A Spartan-dragging, and it is glorious.
499 BC:
Ionians: Hey Sparta, we hear you guys are wArRiOrs. Wanna help us with a war?

Sparta: Maybe. Is is close by? Like three day march?

Ionians: Across the sea. Here's a map.

Sparta: WHOA! Sorry, we're not really into *expeditionary warfare.*

Athens: FUCK YEAH. GET SOME GET SOME.
February 17, 2026 at 2:27 AM
When I see "i.e." I, too, think "in other words," but I intentionally mispronounced "other" in my head so that it comes out "ether." Thus: i.e. = in ether (words).
I also use the “e for example” cue. But for ie I use “i for ‘in other words’”

Maybe a top three thing I learned from five years of Latin classes…
People tell me I’m a great mom
February 17, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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How Athens actually lost the Peloponnesian War (left a few more out, but you get the idea)
The plague, arrogance, infighting, Alcibiades' Decelea tip, several Persian fleets, the watchwords on the Epipolai, overreacting to a lunar eclipse, and chance.
February 16, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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I'm not crying you're crying
with alt text, because everyone needs to be able to read this 😭
February 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Yes it’s Valentine’s Day. But it’s also the chosen birthday of Frederick Douglass who was born in 1818 on a plantation in Talbot County, Maryland. He escaped from slavery & rose to become the most eloquent and forceful voice for the abolition of slavery & for Black voting rights in the U.S.
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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#ValentinesDay 💖

Roses are red,
Water comes in litres,
Trebuchets can use a counterweight to launch a 90kg stone projectile over 300 metres.

❤️
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."

That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.

I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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I did a slight modification
February 11, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Early Modern Historians:

I need some good Charles I's Personal Rule, English Civil War, and Interregnum/Protectorate book recommendations. Anything that covers the whole period would be preferred, even surveys or popular histories are welcomed (just hood ones) as a springboard. Old or new.

Thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I'm adding this to the growing list of people who insist that spite is an amazing motivator (my name is on there, too).
Funny story: my career in drones exists because I have a arithmetic learning disability, tested awfully in math and couldn’t study STEM in college, and became so angered by how normal it was to look down upon non-tech people in the 2010s that I decided to master a hard tech field out of pure spite.
February 11, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Random #vastearlyamerica question: is there any journal that does something to the effect of Notes, short articles, if I had a rumination on Anthony Stoddard's sermon notes? I could probably get it to 4000 words for something like the JEA's Sources & Interpretations, but it's probably easier at 2k.
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Age verification?
🎵You'll get caught up in the...Crossfire. Crossfire. Crossfire!🎵
Age verification? My mom dressed me in Garanimals.
Age verification? [garbled dial-up sounds]
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
100% this.

"Sometimes two guys who like each other kiss and/or get married" is easy.

Coming back from the doctor's office last week, my daughter asked, "What's insurance? Is it like a fine? Do taxes pay for it?" and, oh boy, that took some effort!
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.

The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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some things are actually getting worse here.
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
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I will read anything with the Roman Philippi sundial on the front cover—but this also happens to be a fantastic book. 📕 www.press.jhu.edu/books/title/...
February 10, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Early Modern Historians:

I need some good Charles I's Personal Rule, English Civil War, and Interregnum/Protectorate book recommendations. Anything that covers the whole period would be preferred, even surveys or popular histories are welcomed (just hood ones) as a springboard. Old or new.

Thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
This whole 🧵 is great and should be read, but This Right Here⬇️!

I've witnessed first-hand people I thought intelligent, savvy, even profoundly cynical, go, "You say I can get rich *and* quick?! Take my money and tell me how!"
As soon as someone presents a method for "easily" making lots of money, you should ask yourself why you should trust someone who is offering to teach you to cheat and steal--they intend to cheat and steal from you.
February 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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A clip of Ian McKellen performing a monologue from a play Shakespeare contributed to went viral this week on Bluesky, the official app of annoying leftist discourse [laudatory]. These people really need to calm down.
February 7, 2026 at 2:57 AM