jon
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A List of Complaints from 1926
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January 31, 2026 at 2:31 PM
A List of Complaints from 1926
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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We're about to go live with the ICE Out Charity Stream from the MinnMax Studio! We have @grubb.wtf and @danryckert.com and @jacobgeller.com in Minneapolis to help protect our neighbors! www.twitch.tv/minnmaxshow
Donate here - bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
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January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
We're about to go live with the ICE Out Charity Stream from the MinnMax Studio! We have @grubb.wtf and @danryckert.com and @jacobgeller.com in Minneapolis to help protect our neighbors! www.twitch.tv/minnmaxshow
Donate here - bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
Donate here - bit.ly/iceoutminnea...
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everything is deeply upsetting and the hits just keep on coming
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
everything is deeply upsetting and the hits just keep on coming
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CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….
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The whole of Congress should be descending on Whipple right now.
Why are they sending witnesses to Whipple?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
WHY ARE THEY SENDING WITNESSES TO WHIPPLE?
ICE attempted to order local police from the scene of the Minneapolis shooting, but the police chief refused and instructed his officers to preserve the crime scene.
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The whole of Congress should be descending on Whipple right now.
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i think if i had, say, the political power of a governorship, i might go down to the scene of the execution of one of my constituents and personally demand the feds leave or arrest me
you either have legitimate authority in your state or you're powerless, may as well make it clear which
you either have legitimate authority in your state or you're powerless, may as well make it clear which
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
i think if i had, say, the political power of a governorship, i might go down to the scene of the execution of one of my constituents and personally demand the feds leave or arrest me
you either have legitimate authority in your state or you're powerless, may as well make it clear which
you either have legitimate authority in your state or you're powerless, may as well make it clear which
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Respectfully, calling the White House isn’t enough. Arrest ICE. Defunding and abolishing isn’t enough. They’ve killed two people in MN and have abducted an unknown amount of innocent people.
You signed up for this job Tim. Do your fucking job and defend your people.
You signed up for this job Tim. Do your fucking job and defend your people.
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Respectfully, calling the White House isn’t enough. Arrest ICE. Defunding and abolishing isn’t enough. They’ve killed two people in MN and have abducted an unknown amount of innocent people.
You signed up for this job Tim. Do your fucking job and defend your people.
You signed up for this job Tim. Do your fucking job and defend your people.
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You have to arrest these guys, man
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You have to arrest these guys, man
maybe one day they'll cuddle
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
maybe one day they'll cuddle
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
Detroit really just put all their sports venues in a 3 block radius didn't they
January 19, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Detroit really just put all their sports venues in a 3 block radius didn't they
oh we're going to screw up the new vintage import two years in a row 🙄
That sound you heard is every wine and liquor importer and every bartender who needs aquavit, chartreuse and lillet screaming.
New tariff just dropped.
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
Americans set to pay an additional 10% tax on all goods from Germany, the UK, France, the Netherlands, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, and Finland.
It starts in two weeks, rising to 25% by June.
(Aside: A trade war with one EU country is a trade war with the entire EU).
January 17, 2026 at 7:07 PM
oh we're going to screw up the new vintage import two years in a row 🙄
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
January 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscope slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better
February 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
based on the power suit cuz i think the shoulders fit better
sending dick pics i didn't ask for at 830 Sunday morning over instagram is wild
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
sending dick pics i didn't ask for at 830 Sunday morning over instagram is wild
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"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
January 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"I'm calling to demand the immediate dismantling of ICE for the murder of a woman in Minneapolis today and the impeachment of the President for his support of that murder" is the easiest call to my senators and representative I've ever made
few feelings worse than knowing an article exists but not being able to find it
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
few feelings worse than knowing an article exists but not being able to find it
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The kidnapping of Maduro inaugurates a highly dangerous era of U.S. empire that for perhaps the first time in an era of mass media is not pretending to be anything other than a violent, extractive enterprise of domination.
A Criminal Empire
The United States launches a conquest and occupation of Venezuela to extract its oil wealth. The neocon dream is the America First dream
www.forever-wars.com
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 PM
The kidnapping of Maduro inaugurates a highly dangerous era of U.S. empire that for perhaps the first time in an era of mass media is not pretending to be anything other than a violent, extractive enterprise of domination.
idk if your NYE dinner experience was bad enough to leave a 1 star review why were you there an hour longer than the average couple?
January 1, 2026 at 10:27 PM
idk if your NYE dinner experience was bad enough to leave a 1 star review why were you there an hour longer than the average couple?
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You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
December 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
y'all, Montreal is nowhere near where I thought it was
December 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
y'all, Montreal is nowhere near where I thought it was