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Victoria
@beaniest.bsky.social
Yorkshire
Likes: outside, making, beer, F1 and Neighbours
Dislikes: futility
Location: Sheffield/York/Derbyshire/M1/bed
12ish hours of tennis about to start and I have to decide which of them to sleep through. #AusOpen #AO
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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JADE FOR ALL STARS #thetraitorsuk #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
This is the first time I've ever not been rooting for a traitor. Love Stephen though.
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:10 PM
That FBI training is really paying off for Rachel. #TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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The main thing Elon Musk took from us when he bought Twitter was destroying the only customer service platform that corporations will actually answer you on
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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Say what you will about Hitler, at least he knew which countries he was invading.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'd hoped to go to the Australian Open in the next couple of years but their crowing about record attendance has made me rethink. What a strange thing to think that promising crowds and queues is a great marketing strategy. #AO #AusOpen #Tennis
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Penguin Awareness Day? Who isn't aware of penguins already?
January 20, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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How the “Netflix Movie” Turns Cinema into “Visual Muzak”
How the “Netflix Movie” Turns Cinema into “Visual Muzak”
When Netflix launched around the turn of the millennium, it was received as a godsend by many American cinephiles, especially those who lived nowhere near diversely programmed revival houses or well-c...
www.openculture.com
January 19, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Naomi Osaka!!!!!!
Umpire: Do you have any questions?
Me: Yes....
#AusOpen #AO #Tennis
January 20, 2026 at 9:57 AM
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
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Trump and the peace prize

A clip from my 2025 show show, filmed at The Leicester Square Theatre
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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Deutsche Bank here with the good stuff.
Game on.
January 18, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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if you’re ever worried you’re past your prime and haven’t achieved anything just remember bananas are best as bread and grapes are best as wine. the universe is probably just waiting to do something delicious with your corpse
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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5 o'clock somewhere
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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This would not happen in a democracy, which is why, if we are serious about our commitment to it, we must accept we do not currently live in democracies and that moving towards such a system would require radical change rather than faith in the status quo

www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
‘Brazen’ political influence of rich laid bare as wealth of billionaires reaches $18.3tn, says Oxfam
Governments opting for oligarchy while brutally repressing protests over austerity and lack of jobs, charity report says
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 AM
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My life mostly consists of waiting to go home and lie down.
January 18, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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Top of the charts at my house today
January 17, 2026 at 2:43 PM
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our Greenland is even bigger
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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2) Also: what the fuck projection is this?! Russia is eight times Greenland's size and they're making it look the same?
January 18, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I finally got my sewing machine out and made something.
Adjustable dog collar innit.
January 18, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Went outside
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 PM