catboy beebop
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catboy beebop
@beebop.bsky.social
· Nov 20
i just went through my media tab and realized i haven’t posted almost any pictures of 3/5 of my cats so i’m gonna do a pinned thread about my cats
just had the joy of trying to drive out of DC at 6 pm on a weekday
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
just had the joy of trying to drive out of DC at 6 pm on a weekday
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the olympics (organization) is basically evil but the olympics (concept, performances) are some of the best shit we as humans do
February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
the olympics (organization) is basically evil but the olympics (concept, performances) are some of the best shit we as humans do
the melody and instrumental here are generic and mid but really the killer is the delivery and lyricism. even putting aside politics these lyrics are just god awful first draft slop
Now that being a pedophile is openly accepted on the right, MAGA rappers are switching to pop punk
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
the melody and instrumental here are generic and mid but really the killer is the delivery and lyricism. even putting aside politics these lyrics are just god awful first draft slop
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Almost half of gofundme-type fundraisers don't get a single donation. I rarely post these but this one is from a fan about to lose their home who put up theirs 5 months ago and it just had no visibility, and thus no donations. So I'm using my visibility:
www.gofundme.com/f/temporaril...
www.gofundme.com/f/temporaril...
Donate to Temporarily stranded, organized by Ogechukwu Nwigbo A
Hi I'm Oge and I need help to support my small family and avoid being homeless. We have a 5-mo… Ogechukwu Nwigbo A needs your support for Temporarily stranded
www.gofundme.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Almost half of gofundme-type fundraisers don't get a single donation. I rarely post these but this one is from a fan about to lose their home who put up theirs 5 months ago and it just had no visibility, and thus no donations. So I'm using my visibility:
www.gofundme.com/f/temporaril...
www.gofundme.com/f/temporaril...
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papa reich
February 6, 2026 at 6:10 PM
papa reich
gonna try to start running another campaign soon and i'm finally learning how to use roll20. it's simple once you get the hang of it but i don't think it'll ever stop feeling janky. also it is so time consuming to set all of this up beforehand lol
February 6, 2026 at 5:13 AM
gonna try to start running another campaign soon and i'm finally learning how to use roll20. it's simple once you get the hang of it but i don't think it'll ever stop feeling janky. also it is so time consuming to set all of this up beforehand lol
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that tweet about how vance has 4chan politics with tumblr cadence - "pretty problematic of you to want to tax the rich when there's literally a (checks notes) white genocide going on right now"
JD Vance is the most loathsome character in American politics, and it's mostly because he's immediately recognizable to anyone with an interest in politics as The Worst Guy From Your PoliSci Class
Reporter: Do you plan to apologize to the family of Alex Pretti?
Vance: For what?
Vance: For what?
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
that tweet about how vance has 4chan politics with tumblr cadence - "pretty problematic of you to want to tax the rich when there's literally a (checks notes) white genocide going on right now"
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This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
Inhuman Resources
theonion.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Inhuman Resources
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Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
February 4, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
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they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit
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I only use twitter to @ streamers and youtubers that I know of, offering to teach them how to renounce their sinful ways and embrace the light of forklift operation
February 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
I only use twitter to @ streamers and youtubers that I know of, offering to teach them how to renounce their sinful ways and embrace the light of forklift operation
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Finally, someone making a cop show. A thing we dont see represented on tv ever
February 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Finally, someone making a cop show. A thing we dont see represented on tv ever
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Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
Georgia Fort's is chilling, and it's being overshadowed by the equally chilling arrest of Don Lemon.
A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:
www.georgiafort.com/support
A GoFundMe is being set up for Fort. In the meantime, you can support her work directly – without paying massive fundraising platform fees – through her website:
www.georgiafort.com/support
Support Independent Journalism | GF
www.georgiafort.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Here's an opportunity to support the other journalist arrested today; Georgia Fort, who will have far fewer resources available to her than Don Lemon.
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Visual metaphors are my passion
January 27, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Visual metaphors are my passion
shit i just drove it off the lot and realized the seatbelts are purely cosmetic they don't even click in
when i buy a car, i tell them i wont pay for one that explodes and kills me and my family inside of it. eventually i cave and give them a billion dollars for the car that explodes and kills me and my family. but i made sure it has seatbelts first, because im a congressional democrat.
January 30, 2026 at 6:02 PM
shit i just drove it off the lot and realized the seatbelts are purely cosmetic they don't even click in
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[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this
January 30, 2026 at 6:09 AM
[Looking at an agency whose agents shatter glass onto newborns as they abduct fathers] body cameras will fix this
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About https://theonion.com/democrats-sick-of-being-blamed-for-cowardice-on-issues-1847675639/
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so the city decided to send some heavy machinery to come clear the snowbanks off my street at 10:30pm on a thursday, which is unfortunate for my sleep schedule-not because they’re being too noisy, but because, as An Adult Man, it is my duty to stand by my window and supervise
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 AM
so the city decided to send some heavy machinery to come clear the snowbanks off my street at 10:30pm on a thursday, which is unfortunate for my sleep schedule-not because they’re being too noisy, but because, as An Adult Man, it is my duty to stand by my window and supervise
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man sleeps with his pillow the long way
January 29, 2026 at 10:19 PM
man sleeps with his pillow the long way
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approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
approaching the problem of "roving death squads" from an incrementalist point of view is just a slow form of suicide
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