Senator Beer Farts
@beerfartz.bsky.social
I'm Senator Beer Farts and I approve these skeets
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
There are zero valid reasons to use a Ring doorbell. If you must have a home security camera, do it right instead of selling your privacy to big brother
February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
There are zero valid reasons to use a Ring doorbell. If you must have a home security camera, do it right instead of selling your privacy to big brother
I struggle to enjoy Olympic events with judge scores determining a winner. Picking winners from subjective criteria is not a legitimate competition IMO
February 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I struggle to enjoy Olympic events with judge scores determining a winner. Picking winners from subjective criteria is not a legitimate competition IMO
First Friday beers since Dry January ended!! Enjoy em, folks 🍻🍻
February 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
First Friday beers since Dry January ended!! Enjoy em, folks 🍻🍻
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the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
the Spectator accidentally recycled a subhed from a previous day’s article about Tehran
I got to meet Lindsay when she was dating Tiger and came along to a golf tournament I was working. She was so nice and kind, while Tiger was always the complete opposite. She's always been a winner in my book, unlike her ex.
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I got to meet Lindsay when she was dating Tiger and came along to a golf tournament I was working. She was so nice and kind, while Tiger was always the complete opposite. She's always been a winner in my book, unlike her ex.
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Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
February 5, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts
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I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
I really really want these athletes to have a great experience, be competitive and perhaps win a gold medal, but, honestly, the thought of hearing "USA!USA!USA!" during their games kinda makes me cringe. If we were any other country the IOC would ask us to march under the olympic flag.
February 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I get this, but here's where I'm at:
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us.
Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.
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3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
February 5, 2026 at 5:00 PM
3-Year-Old Willing To Die For Bluey https://theonion.com/3-year-old-willing-to-die-for-bluey/
This would sound beautiful at the Super Bowl. Just saying...
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 4:46 AM
This would sound beautiful at the Super Bowl. Just saying...
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event
If I say what I want to say, I'd surely get put in timeout.....
Sen. Mitch McConnell is among the oldest serving senators.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Hospitalized With Flu-Like Symptoms, Received ‘Positive’ Prognosis
Sen. Mitch McConnell is among the oldest serving senators.
www.forbes.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
If I say what I want to say, I'd surely get put in timeout.....
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"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 PM
"rich dipshit owner doesn't understand the industry he's bought into and clumsily destroys what made it good" feels less like a narrative unique to the washington post and more like the music that's been playing in the background of all our lives for at least 40 years
Every job sucks. I've been working since I was 15 and never once enjoyed a single job. Fuck capitalism
February 4, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Every job sucks. I've been working since I was 15 and never once enjoyed a single job. Fuck capitalism
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Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"
Fuck every "influencer" and "content creator" that's ever existed. Making money off social media is a scourge to society and something that should be shut down yesterday
This is bonkers. MAHA 'farmers' with ecoli tainted raw milk admit they really don't know how to make the stuff after all.
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
"Producing raw milk takes careful planning from a facility and infrastructure standpoint. Unfortunately, we learned this after the fact."
people.com/ballerina-fa...
Hannah Neeleman's Ballerina Farm Halts Sale of Raw Milk Due to Bacteria Concerns: Report
Hannah and Daniel Neeleman have paused Ballerina Farm's sale of raw milk following health violations discovered during routine testing. Screenings from summer 2025 showed high levels of coliform, the ...
people.com
February 4, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Fuck every "influencer" and "content creator" that's ever existed. Making money off social media is a scourge to society and something that should be shut down yesterday
I got stuck behind a garbage truck that was stuck behind a school bus... Needless to say my five minute drive took 15 minutes
February 3, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I got stuck behind a garbage truck that was stuck behind a school bus... Needless to say my five minute drive took 15 minutes
GTFO of my city!!!
Mayor of Portland, Oregon, demands ICE leave the city after federal agents gas protesters
Mayor of Portland, Oregon, demands ICE leave the city after federal agents gas protesters
Witnesses said agents deployed tear gas, pepper balls and rubber bullets.
dlvr.it
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
GTFO of my city!!!
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I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
January 31, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep
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For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
January 30, 2026 at 9:52 PM
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
I'm so god damn mother fucking excited to go hiking tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 12:44 AM
I'm so god damn mother fucking excited to go hiking tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!
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New England
Seattle
San Francisco
Bad Bunny
Green Day
Seattle
San Francisco
Bad Bunny
Green Day
January 30, 2026 at 12:20 AM
New England
Seattle
San Francisco
Bad Bunny
Green Day
Seattle
San Francisco
Bad Bunny
Green Day
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January 25, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck everyone involved in this administration and those that voted for this mess.
I need a social media break ✌️
I need a social media break ✌️
January 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Fuck ICE. Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck everyone involved in this administration and those that voted for this mess.
I need a social media break ✌️
I need a social media break ✌️
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the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the 45,000 gun deaths we suffer each year are just the price we pay to live in a society made safe from government tyranny by an armed populace