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Ben Kehoe
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AWS Serverless Hero, etc
People are out here reinventing the Minnesota State Fair
You dont have to stop at corn dogs, you know? Jam a stick up a pizza's ass and dip it in batter if you want. Make corn burgers. Corn burritos. Corn ham. No one can stop you. Not even God!
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The more I think about this the madder I get
This...this is not what 500 is for
January 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
This...this is not what 500 is for
January 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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This is AWESOME!!

EventBridge now delivers events to cross-account targets directly without having to send them to the default bus in the target account first.

More details here:
aws.amazon.com/about-aws/wh...
January 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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I just wanna triple down on saying: push to create environments in your work where people feel okay saying "I don't know" or "I'm not aware of [...]"

So much time is wasted on egos and optics to know everything that could otherwise be used to identify gaps and next steps.

Get out of that trap.
January 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Truth.
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction
November 6, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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every day we drift further from gods light
September 17, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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As someone smarter than me said, there are two takes on Elon Musk: one is that he's Henry Ford, and the other is that he's Henry Ford.

It just depends on what you actually know about Henry Ford.
September 13, 2023 at 6:13 PM
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The rich are engineering an existence only for themselves and largely don't really realize it I think
September 9, 2023 at 1:37 AM
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Yep. I think a lot about "pinch" the concept I first learned from mobile game design that by making something inconvenient, you can charge people to make that inconvenience go away. And once you learn to spot pinch in all aspects of society, you can't unsee it.
Nothing works. Airlines. Making movies. College. Retirement. Mass transit. Medicine. Housing.

Everything is a scam, or on its way to becoming a scam.

Nothing works and it’s all by design, because every hitch in the process is another way for the rich to make more money.
September 9, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Oooohhh these are some great additions to AWS Step Functions:
- Custom error messages in fail states
- JitterStrategy for retries (!)
- MaxDelaySeconds for retries
AWS Step Functions launches enhanced error handling
aws.amazon.com
September 8, 2023 at 6:06 AM
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Not ready to implement Zero Trust, so we’ve decided on a security posture based on “Two Truths and a Lie”
September 7, 2023 at 12:22 PM
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it'd be cool to nationalize basically everything Musk owns
September 7, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Some news: next year I'll be starting a job at Siemens Digital Industries in Erlangen, Germany! Looking forward to many interesting challenges to bring the serverless mindset to. And I'm going to be an EMEA Hero!
September 7, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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When people are nostalgic about Ye Olde Internette and wonder why we can't recapture that, this is why: the old internet was atomized **and that was good, actually**. But no one's gonna become a billionaire off of 3 million different self-hosted niche interest phpBB sites so here we are.
This is good, but just slightly misses the point — we don’t just have to kill the idea of the “one killer app” everyone uses for community online. It’s recognizing that we’ve *always* been using _lots_ of sites & apps. https://www.newyorker.com/culture/cultural-comment/we-dont-need-a-new-twitter
August 21, 2023 at 12:55 PM
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I don’t think it can be emphasized enough that large language models were never intended to do math or know facts; literally all they do is attempt to sound like the text they’re given, which may or may not include math or facts. They don’t do logic or fact checking — they’re just not built for that
August 22, 2023 at 11:57 AM
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as a junior engineer: "can't wait for the day I have prod access!"

as a senior engineer: "take prod access away from me RIGHT NOW"
August 14, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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Even after more than a decade of Uber, people don’t seem to get that the venture capitalists only subsidize the “disruptive” tech long enough to throw the displaced workers into permanent precarity, then they raise prices after destroying the overall market. Cab driver suicides are the strategy.
At an end, your rule is. And not short enough, it was.
August 13, 2023 at 6:03 PM
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Literally every bus driver on the planet does more for green transport every day than musk has done in his life
August 13, 2023 at 10:26 PM
small if
What if the Internet was actually a mistake
August 11, 2023 at 11:10 PM
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This is just to say

I honored and
commemorated
the place
and the deeds

which you
had sent me
a message
about

Forgive me
The danger was present
in my time
as it was in yours
August 9, 2023 at 6:58 PM
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Don't worry physicists, programmers don't know how to do reproducible builds or document them either.
August 9, 2023 at 8:24 PM