Ben Schrager, but he’s spooky now
@benschrager.bsky.social
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Sometimes acting in plays, sometimes writing them. Go Birds, Go Phils, fuck TERFs I was bad at Twitter, now I get to be bad this.
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benschrager.bsky.social
It’s Focus on The Arts o’Clock, baby.
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jesuszoidberg.bsky.social
I'm going to get up tomorrow and still follow sports, that's what makes me a Philly fan, and an idiot.
benschrager.bsky.social
I don’t even blame Orion, I feel bad for him. I blame Topper for insisting til the very end that Kerkering could put out fires when he’s proven to get in his head time and time again. He made some good decisions in Game 3 and tonight, but that was just fatally bad one. Baffling.
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
Two things are true:
1) This series was lost because your stars didn't show up. Trea, Kyle, and Bryce get paid $700+M to deliver in these moments and they failed.
2) Kerkering can never pitch in Philly again. For his own sake you just gotta deal him the second the window opens.
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
I can’t even be mad, that’s the most fitting end to this team imaginable.
benschrager.bsky.social
Season on the line, you need one out, and you go with the head case.
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2008philz.bsky.social
The Jesús Luzardo decision is the right one. Regardless of what happens.
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mattwinkelman.bsky.social
If they lose, we are never going to shut up about this pitch. It was absolutely perfect
benjaminkabak.com
IBBing Ohtani was dumb, walking Betts was bone-headed pitching, but the inning should've been over.
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tgk.bsky.social
The Nick Castellanos Experience
baumann.bsky.social
Nick Castellanos has looked like the worst baseball player I've ever seen this series, apart from two enormously clutch doubles
benschrager.bsky.social
NEVER SAID A BAD THING ABOUT HIM, HE’S RIGHT WE ALL PUT TOO MUCH PRESSURE ON THEM AT CBP
benschrager.bsky.social
Marsh has had a lot of moments to do something in this series and he’s met all of them with some atrocious at bats. I like the guy, JEEZ
benschrager.bsky.social
They’re hitting the ball hard against Glasnow, they just don’t have anything to show for it. Frustrating, but hopefully encouraging: those barreled balls can’t all find gloves… right?
benschrager.bsky.social
Feels like someone at the as agency read Charles Burns’ Black Hole
benschrager.bsky.social
Biblically Accurate Seranthony Dominguez
pitchingninja.com
All 8 of the Blue Jays Pitchers from Yesterday (overlay)
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justinklugh.bsky.social
BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here
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panasonicdx4500.bsky.social
“It’s tough to watch Kershaw struggling like this.”
benschrager.bsky.social
There’s been a lot that I’ve been mad at Topper about this series, but I will also admit when I was wrong: Nola to Ranger worked beautifully tonight. When I heard the plan, I thought it was pants-shittingly stupid. I’m happy I was so wrong.
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davidjroth.bsky.social
One last postseason diaper blowout for Clayton Kershaw. A beautiful sendoff for a legend.
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lanccorob.bsky.social
A beloved homophobic childhood dog
phillytradesman.bsky.social
These mfs are mourning Kershaw like the death of a beloved childhood dog.
benschrager.bsky.social
Casty complained about the boos, and I kinda get what he was saying (the Phillies all look admittedly looser away from CBP right now), but I’d take that over apathy any day of the week
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benschrager.bsky.social
Listen, if they can pull it off, Topper can troll me with as many Stott Bunts as he likes
benschrager.bsky.social
Phillies Fans: *foaming at the mouth with fury about the bunting decision in Game 2*

Topper: I think I know what the beginning of this game calls for
benschrager.bsky.social
Fucking FINALLY a ball that looked destined for the bleachers for THEM dying on the track
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