Ben Schrager, but he’s thankful now
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Sometimes acting in plays, sometimes writing them.
Go Birds, Go Phils, fuck TERFs
I was bad at Twitter, now I get to be bad this.
Go Birds, Go Phils, fuck TERFs
I was bad at Twitter, now I get to be bad this.
Shaving his head’s not enough this time, gonna need some scalp to come off, too
I wish there was a way to get Sirianni to admit how absolutely ridiculous this all is.
December 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Shaving his head’s not enough this time, gonna need some scalp to come off, too
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I’m glad everyone is enjoying Heated Rivalry, but I don’t think it’s appropriate that innocent American children can log onto their parents HBO and see a TV show about hockey.
December 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m glad everyone is enjoying Heated Rivalry, but I don’t think it’s appropriate that innocent American children can log onto their parents HBO and see a TV show about hockey.
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
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Sources: The opening domino of the 2025 Shamsy selection process has fallen invariably, will spawn numerous pathways for unique news defector.com/nothing-but-...
Sources: The Opening Domino Of The 2025 Shamsy Selection Process Has Fallen Invariably, Will Spawn Numerous Pathways For Unique News | Defector
The year is progressing along in its ramp-down process, according to the calendar. Fittingly, and justifiably, given the gulf between the iron-fisted thrall of winter and the honey-laden proceedings…
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December 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Sources: The opening domino of the 2025 Shamsy selection process has fallen invariably, will spawn numerous pathways for unique news defector.com/nothing-but-...
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laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
laughing at the Mets for losing Edwin Diaz even though it further charges up the Dodgers death star
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
Needed this
🚨Kyle Schwarber is back with the Phillies on a 5 year deal worth $150M per Jeff Passan.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Needed this
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In mid ‘24 I was a one man FYC campaign for Eephus, but now we are legion.
EEPHUS is such a special film. It’s made for the people who don’t need the pitch clock to adore the game and one that knows that life, like baseball, isn’t actually made to a clock. It’s the movement and rhythms of the mundane made beautiful.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
In mid ‘24 I was a one man FYC campaign for Eephus, but now we are legion.
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you'll never guess what happened
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you'll never guess what happened
Get ready to learn Hasenpfeffer, Positivity Rabbit. Fuck you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Get ready to learn Hasenpfeffer, Positivity Rabbit. Fuck you.
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That was admittedly fun
December 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
That was admittedly fun
This defense is so good, man. It’s the main reason that, despite everything, I’m not giving up on this season
December 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This defense is so good, man. It’s the main reason that, despite everything, I’m not giving up on this season
These fucking cowards
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
These fucking cowards
There wasn’t any courage in the decision either fwiw
Nobody’s heart or brain was in those last two plays of the first half.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
There wasn’t any courage in the decision either fwiw
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It’ll be nice to have something the whole city can agree on.
Every South Philly WIP listener to the Positivity Rabbit:
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
It’ll be nice to have something the whole city can agree on.
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Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Eagles' Positivity Rabbit
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The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
We’re giving the people of Monstropolis some disgusting football
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
The city is powered by laughs and screams. This is the perfect game for that
If Monstropolis is depending on Cheer Energy from big plays in this game to fuel their city, then the grid is about to collapse
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
If Monstropolis is depending on Cheer Energy from big plays in this game to fuel their city, then the grid is about to collapse
…does Hurts get two turnovers for that play?
December 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
…does Hurts get two turnovers for that play?
They sent a wide receiver on a crossing route? Is that legal?
December 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They sent a wide receiver on a crossing route? Is that legal?
I’ll give him a 5 minute head start.
If Mike Wazowski ends up being a locker room distraction for the Eagles, I’m hunting him for sport
December 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ll give him a 5 minute head start.
If Mike Wazowski ends up being a locker room distraction for the Eagles, I’m hunting him for sport
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If Mike Wazowski ends up being a locker room distraction for the Eagles, I’m hunting him for sport
I’m in a terrible mood this morning, but at least the Philadelphia Eagles play football tonight. That will certainly help.
December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I’m in a terrible mood this morning, but at least the Philadelphia Eagles play football tonight. That will certainly help.
This is like a middle Animorphs Sequence to RFK Jr.
With normie blood/ with blood sucked thru a soda machine, mixed with Red dye #5 and natural cherry flavoring, then put back into booodstream
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is like a middle Animorphs Sequence to RFK Jr.