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Bert
@bertnotburt.bsky.social
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laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
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bertnotburt.bsky.social
I've been gone all day is anyone at @homefield.bsky.social or @sickoscommittee.org even wearing pants at this point?
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
Barnham WTF
November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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majorarschloch.bsky.social
-want

-Carve(lled) the ice cream turkey
ianriccaboni.com Ian Riccaboni @ianriccaboni.com · 21d
Carved the (ice cream) turkey today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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atozpayton.bsky.social
The Lions road to the playoffs just got a lot harder, but it’s there, 6 other takeaways

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The Lions road to the playoffs just got a lot harder, but it’s there, 6 other takeaways
The Lions lost a hard one to the Packers, but the season is far from over
atozsports.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
we're gonna need an ESPN 30 for 30 on the affect of the Trump dance on Detroit team seasons in 2025
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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banditelli.org
ICE is kidnapping people on Thanksgiving.

If you think they can be reformed, ask your family how they would feel if they never saw you today.
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
we postin plates?
thanksgiving plate
November 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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gjabberbox.bsky.social
Happy Thanksgiving!!
a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy dressed in pilgrim costumes
ALT: a cartoon of charlie brown and snoopy dressed in pilgrim costumes
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
fuck the packers
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
this is not a flattering sweater 😒
Look at this fat pumpkin man. Happy Thanksgiving, Fatty.
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
damn it sounds loud there at Ford Field!
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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jasonkpargin.bsky.social
I estimate that 96% of deep-fried turkey attempts end in a house-destroying fireball, based on the clips I see on local news and the internet. And yet we keep doing it because this is America, we do not live in fear and THAT is what I'm thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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nocash.bsky.social
“We’re just normal men”
johnmoe.bsky.social John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 21d
New foster dog arriving Monday.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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kristyclueless.bsky.social
Oh. 😳👀 Well I'm glad at least one of us does. #BadTattoo
Two tattoos of ....feathers? There's a black and white theme going on there and they kind of form a circle. They're on two different body parts, btw. Its supposed to say "I am enough" but it LOOKS like it says "I cum enough"
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
I'm locked for a week on the stupid app for weiners so I guess I'll be here more often
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
if it were a cookie, then brookies would just be called cookies
hooverstreetrag.org Ho-Ho-Hoover! Street Rag @hooverstreetrag.org · 23d
[loads up]

Hey--Are brownies a cake or a cookie?

[pulls pin, runs away.]
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
the pistons are gonna go 80-2
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
what is this because it isnt football
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
keystone cops ass defense
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
just the horrible dropsies today
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
ayoooooo
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
are you fucking kidding me
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
lol he pulled the victor cruz on em
November 23, 2025 at 6:49 PM
bertnotburt.bsky.social
If I'm NYG I'm faking that FG right in Dan Campbell's face. literally nothing to lose.
November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM