DETAIN BOFA DEEZ
@bigbluebongo.bsky.social
“May all my haters become my waiters as I dine at the kosher-style delicatessen of success”
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my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
January 6, 2026 at 5:42 PM
my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.
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What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
What if none of these things is a distraction from the other things and instead they're all just horrible things
Lifelong Jets fan with a busted hot water heater and a toddler who skipped his nap, AMA
January 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Lifelong Jets fan with a busted hot water heater and a toddler who skipped his nap, AMA
Maybe your parents should have taught you how to recognize basic windfall opportunities in sales and not how to be a fifth-rate reactionary pundit, Sean.
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Maybe your parents should have taught you how to recognize basic windfall opportunities in sales and not how to be a fifth-rate reactionary pundit, Sean.
Thread.
The retirement of the MetroCard at midnight tonight is bittersweet for me. In 1983, as a young lawyer, I took a year's leave of absence from my law firm to serve as special counsel to Richard Ravitch, chairman of the NY MTA. He gave me the task of leading a study ...
It's the final day of MetroCard sales—so as we say farewell to an icon, let's take a look at how it all started.
Thank you, MetroCard, for moving New York to the very last swipe.
Thank you, MetroCard, for moving New York to the very last swipe.
January 1, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Thread.
telling my grandkids this was cory and topanga
January 1, 2026 at 1:45 AM
telling my grandkids this was cory and topanga
This data shows that NYC is the greatest city in the world, and therefore Eric Adams is the greatest mayor in the world. Why would he say it if it weren’t true?
A remarkable trend that will come as a shock to you if your only info about NYC is from this Fox News.
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
Homicides in NYC...
1990: 2,262
1993: 1,927
1998: 629
2001: 649
2013: 335
2019: 320
2021: 488
2024: 382
2025 (as of 12/28): 302
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This data shows that NYC is the greatest city in the world, and therefore Eric Adams is the greatest mayor in the world. Why would he say it if it weren’t true?
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Rest In Peace. 🕊️
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
9/13/54 -12/30/25
Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
9/13/54 -12/30/25
Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
December 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rest In Peace. 🕊️
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
9/13/54 -12/30/25
Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
Isiah Whitlock Jr.
9/13/54 -12/30/25
Sheeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt!
I hate political messages in music, that’s why I only listen to Kenny G
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I hate political messages in music, that’s why I only listen to Kenny G
Why did the President address the nation using SNL cold open lighting?
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Why did the President address the nation using SNL cold open lighting?
I am overcome by the suspicion that the President of the United States is not being fully honest with the American people.
December 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I am overcome by the suspicion that the President of the United States is not being fully honest with the American people.
Where’s my One Shining Moment NBA Cup supercut?
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Where’s my One Shining Moment NBA Cup supercut?
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i have always loved and cared about the nba cup
a man wearing a new york jersey holds another man 's shirt over his head
ALT: a man wearing a new york jersey holds another man 's shirt over his head
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i have always loved and cared about the nba cup
The Knicks are indifferent to your Wemby hyperventilation
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Knicks are indifferent to your Wemby hyperventilation
KOLEK WITH THE SKYHOOK!!
December 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
KOLEK WITH THE SKYHOOK!!
Tomorrow is the last day you can listen to Last Christmas for it not to count toward your Whammageddon.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Tomorrow is the last day you can listen to Last Christmas for it not to count toward your Whammageddon.
This is obvious point shaving.
November 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is obvious point shaving.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
Wilco
Bob Dylan
Robbie Fulks
The Baseball Project
The Red Walls
Wilco
Bob Dylan
Robbie Fulks
The Baseball Project
The Red Walls
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen multiple times
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
R.E.M.
OutKast
Radiohead
Beastie Boys
The Roots
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen multiple times
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Bruce Springsteen
U2
The Allman Brothers Band
Pearl Jam
Silversun Pickups
Raising a toddler is confusing. He loves Frozen; didn’t care for Heat.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Raising a toddler is confusing. He loves Frozen; didn’t care for Heat.
classic ewing theory
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
classic ewing theory
Strong finale for The Morning Show. They could honestly wrap the series on that but they won’t.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Strong finale for The Morning Show. They could honestly wrap the series on that but they won’t.