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“May all my haters become my waiters as I dine at the kosher-style delicatessen of success”
Why is it that in Donald Trump’s America I’m about to be powdered with parmigiana cheese ads even though we’re about to tariff Italian pasta off the shelves? What the hell am I supposed to grate the cheese onto?
United Talent Agency has signed literal type of cheese Parmigiano Reggiano to its roster with the goal of finding product-placement opportunities for the brand in film and TV
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
www.vulture.com/article/parm...?
Beloved Cheese Parmigiano Reggiano Signs With UTA
The blonde Italian bombshell is about to be all over film and TV.
www.vulture.com
November 20, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why is it that in Donald Trump’s America I’m about to be powdered with parmigiana cheese ads even though we’re about to tariff Italian pasta off the shelves? What the hell am I supposed to grate the cheese onto?
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Man I'm pretty drunk but I sure do love America
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
November 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Man I'm pretty drunk but I sure do love America
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
All its low-down dirtiness and cosmopolitism and revolutionary ideas about souls created equal by God with the inalienable human right to rule themselves
This messy beautiful place. No one can talk me out of my love for this stupid fuckin country
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one cool thing about being a millennial is that I got to do my embarrassing public meltdowns on AIM and Xanga and now they're just gone forever. poor gen z kids haunted forever by a bad tiktok. or like, boomers bickle-posting under local news. there should be a kind of bankruptcy for your reputation
January 16, 2025 at 9:32 PM
one cool thing about being a millennial is that I got to do my embarrassing public meltdowns on AIM and Xanga and now they're just gone forever. poor gen z kids haunted forever by a bad tiktok. or like, boomers bickle-posting under local news. there should be a kind of bankruptcy for your reputation
Hunter Biden running for president might be the only way Democrats can wrest the limelight back from Trump and I think this is gonna be my new thing.
wrong Biden imo
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Hunter Biden running for president might be the only way Democrats can wrest the limelight back from Trump and I think this is gonna be my new thing.
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my wife is not online enough to understand why I’m losing my entire mind over the new Nuzzi revelations and I love that for her
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
my wife is not online enough to understand why I’m losing my entire mind over the new Nuzzi revelations and I love that for her
Ha ha! Clinton dicks.
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ha ha! Clinton dicks.
Drake Maye could stand in that pocket and scroll IG if he wanted to
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Drake Maye could stand in that pocket and scroll IG if he wanted to
Great reminder that of all the people these people hate, they hate themselves the most.
November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Great reminder that of all the people these people hate, they hate themselves the most.
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okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
okay, so, with Dems successfully keeping anyone up in 2026 for voting for this turd let's take a look at who's up in 2026 anyway:
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
1. Cory Booker - apparently involved behind the scenes, constantly looking for bipartisanship. I don't dislike him personally but he doesn't have what we need. Primary.
I assume that many of the senators voting yes are telegraphing their retirements.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I assume that many of the senators voting yes are telegraphing their retirements.
Evergreen skeet.
Imagine how all of this looks from Beijing or Moscow
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Evergreen skeet.
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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André 3000 and Big Boi of OutKast attend the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
#OutKast #Andre3000 #BigBoi #RockHall2025
#OutKast #Andre3000 #BigBoi #RockHall2025
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
André 3000 and Big Boi of OutKast attend the 2025 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony
#OutKast #Andre3000 #BigBoi #RockHall2025
#OutKast #Andre3000 #BigBoi #RockHall2025
Does MTG have any constituency outside of Trump or is she self-immolating in the GOP?
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Does MTG have any constituency outside of Trump or is she self-immolating in the GOP?
Amazing thread
the reason Mamdani’s campaign got so much enthusiastic support from left-wing Jews is that, despite all the talk about “Judeo-Christian values” from the right, Muslims and Jews in the US - including Muslim and Jewish politicians - are subjected to incredibly similar cultural pressures.
Along with "do not build showy public religious architecture," "do not too openly show joyful devotion to Judaism," and "do not dare to imply that Judaism is preferable in any way to any other faith."
November 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Amazing thread
My group chats this week are driving me to drink.
A large faction of institutional New York Jews — seemingly as part of their effort to torpedo Mamdani over insufficient deference to Israel — worked themselves into a frothing panic over the prospect of him winning, and are now in full screaming meltdown about it
November 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
My group chats this week are driving me to drink.
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I'm hard-pressed to think of a non-Jewish Democratic politician who has spoken to Jews with more respect and empathy than Mamdani. The fact that many Jewish establishment orgs are going after him while staying relatively mum on resurgent Nazism is a disaster, both for American Jews and in general.
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm hard-pressed to think of a non-Jewish Democratic politician who has spoken to Jews with more respect and empathy than Mamdani. The fact that many Jewish establishment orgs are going after him while staying relatively mum on resurgent Nazism is a disaster, both for American Jews and in general.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I think Trump is shitting out of that cockpit for real right now.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I think Trump is shitting out of that cockpit for real right now.
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Sherrill: Here in New Jersey, we know that this nation has not ever been, nor will it ever be ruled by kings. We take oaths to a constitution, not a king.
November 5, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sherrill: Here in New Jersey, we know that this nation has not ever been, nor will it ever be ruled by kings. We take oaths to a constitution, not a king.
I hereby recognize North Bergen as Union City territory
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I hereby recognize North Bergen as Union City territory
Jack Ciattarelli, as in “over the last three elections, he has won Jack Ciattarelli”.
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Jack Ciattarelli, as in “over the last three elections, he has won Jack Ciattarelli”.
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One of my favorite leftist Jewish writers has weighed on That Election tonight, and I didn't realize I needed to hear my own feelings articulated this way.
The Mamdani Sting
Learning to see Jewish pain when you need Jewish votes is better than nothing – just don’t confuse it for leadership
joshyunis.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
One of my favorite leftist Jewish writers has weighed on That Election tonight, and I didn't realize I needed to hear my own feelings articulated this way.